"The next class is a monthly Chinese exam. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Key Topics: Shu Dao Difficult, Lu Xun's Complete Works, Confucius Said, Composition: There is a fantasy era about 5,000 years ago. ”

What is this? The corners of Liu Ye's mouth twitched, the next class Chinese exam? Unfortunately, language is a subject that tests one's mental flexibility. Those deceased poets and prose writers like to write some nonsense for future generations to memorize.

is obviously a drunken man, and when he is drunk, he can become a poem by grinding a few sentences casually. Sometimes seeing a beautiful woman's euphemistic praise is also worthy of learning and respect for future generations.

The ancients are the most treacherous of people. Right and wrong, in those days, as long as it was enshrined with a name, a casual graffiti was enough to be enshrined as a famous historical site.

Maybe they're having fun.

Although, in this day and age, the same is true.

But I also have to admit that the one who can win the name may not be as great and talented as he imagined. Maybe it's just an ordinary old man, a little, a little drinking, a little playful...... But there must be something special about it.

"Five thousand years ago? Oh~ Is it the period of the slippery war between Emperor Yan and Chiyou? I'm good at this, Lord Night Wanderer, leave it to me! Diexian patted his chest, looking confident.

Since she was so willing and interested, Liu Ye didn't mind giving it to her.

After all, if he did it, he wouldn't be able to mix single-digit scores.

"Oh no, the exam is coming, and I haven't reviewed yet!" Li Xue frowned. A few people completely forgot about the female ghost in red who was in pain on one side.

Looking at the time, there were five minutes left, and the lunch break was over.

Liu Ye turned his head and looked at the female ghost in red who was still trembling and lying on the ground in pain.

The pain comes from the direction of the blackboard, and perhaps there is something different there. However, there are many people here, and it is inconvenient to move.

"Tell me, what did you feel?"

Liu Ye squatted down and put his hands on the shoulders of the female ghost in red, and the female ghost in red was red in her eyes at the moment, except that the pair of pupils were black. She suddenly grabbed Liu Ye's hand tightly with both hands, "There's a ...... there." Yes...... Yes...... My balls ......"

The atmosphere was tense for a while, and when the female ghost in red said this......

So this thing is only worried about her breasts? Liu Ye's face was gloomy, and he kicked her back to the bathroom.

This kick was infinitely powerful, and the female ghost in red was like a gust of wind, blowing back into the bathroom.

He clapped his hands casually, "Back to class." By the way, you're waiting for me here at nine o'clock in the evening. Liu Yeshun pointed at Liu Hei, at this moment Liu Hei's legs were weak, and he didn't dare to move at all, since he knew that there was a demon beside him, his nerves had been in a tense state.

"Huh? Still coming at night? Liu Hei said as he covered his crotch with both hands, for fear that he would be violated by ghosts.

"Of course, you haven't cleared your suspicion yet, otherwise, I'll let ...... She talks to you? Liu Ye looked at Liu Hei and said gloomily.

"No need! I'll come, I'll ......," Liu Hei panicked.

"Rei ......"

The class bell rang, and Liu Ye and Li Xue walked back to the classroom.

Upcoming language exams.

Liu Ye didn't understand it at all, but he didn't bother to read it at all. "I'll leave it to you, Saucer."

Anyway, there's already a ghost willing to help him talk nonsense, and there's nothing he can do.

Liu Ye lay on the table and continued to fall asleep, and Di Xian looked eager to try, looking at the language paper on the table.

Thumb-sized, she lay on the test paper, holding a gel pen larger than her, doing questions on the test paper.

A look of fun.

Classical Chinese Translation:

In the first year of the first peace, Dong Zhuo moved to Chang'an. Youzhou Mu Liu Yu sighed: "The thieves and ministers on the touch screen are in chaos, and the court is spreading. ".

Di Xian thought for a while and replied: In the first year of Chu Pinghe, he took Dong Zhuo to Chang'an. I saw Liu Yu slipping on the secluded boat...... The three of them sighed: "It turned out that the tentacle thieves were making trouble and slippery in the court." ”

After the translation, the Disc Immortal found out that the ancients were so romantic.

In the work of Ouyang Xiu, a poet of the Northern Song Dynasty, "The courtyard is a little deeper, the willows are full of smoke, and the curtain has no repetition. Yule carved saddle tour smelter, the height of the building does not see Zhangtai Road. 'means.

Diexian read it seriously, thought about it seriously and wrote: "It expresses the author's mood of wanting to seduce the young fu next door but being afraid of being beaten." ”

Wang Hanzhong, the author of "Liangzhou Ci", 'grape wine glow-in-the-dark cup, if you want to drink pipa, urge immediately. Drunk and lying on the battlefield, how many people came back to fight in ancient times? 'means.

Diexian vaguely remembered that scene in his memory, "Did that obscene old man write that at that time?" Wasn't it just drunk? He was so drunk so fiercely. ”

Thinking about it, she wrote it down without care.

"It depicts Wang Han's comic mood of wanting to die on the battlefield."

Diexian has been writing the volume very seriously. She also knows something about the times. Therefore, it is easy to puncture the potential connotation of poetry.

Soon, she wrote the last essay question, which was the finale. In the fantasy time and space of 5,000 years ago, Diexian picked up the pen and wrote it all the way unimpeded.

Legend has it that 5,000 years ago......

Unconsciously, night fell, Liu Ye returned to the class, at this time the class was empty, and the night fell, only the light from the flashlight.

"Oooo Liu Ye knocked on the blackboard and found that there was an echo inside.

It seems, is it empty inside? "The thing you feel strongly is right here?" Liu Ye turned his head and looked at the female ghost in red.

The female ghost in red combed her hair with a comb, combing it from the top of her head to the bottom of her feet, and muttered, "Well, I feel like my ball is in it." ”

It seems that she must be very satisfied with her balls, which is why she is so persistent.

"Lord Night Wanderer, how's it going? Do you want me to smash open the blackboard? "The power of the Disc Immortal is infinite, and there is a feeling of being in charge at this time.

was stopped by Liu Ye, "Don't, this should be taken down directly." Liu Ye took the opportunity to command: "Liu Hei, Diexian, you get it down." ”

This kind of physical work, Liu Ye is reluctant to let himself do it, and some commands are good.

Diexian and Liu Hei took the entire blackboard down, and Liu Hei complained: "The blackboard is so heavy, ah, it's not good...... Seeing that Liu Hei couldn't hold it, the blackboard was about to smash down.

Liu Ye said lightly: "If the blackboard is broken, you will pay for it." ”

Hear that he needs to pay for it? Liu Hei's physical strength, which was about to be overdrawn, came back in an instant.

At the same time, the resentful gaze stared at Liu Ye.

The blackboard was removed, and behind the blackboard, there was still a wall, "which had been repainted, and smashed it." ”

Now is the time when physical strength must be required.

Disc Immortal got the order, walked to the wall, raised his fist and shouted angrily: "Ah! ”

A punch slammed into the wall in front of him, breaking it completely, "Boom." "Dusty.

Liu Ye shone the flashlight into it and found that one of the eyes inside was staring at him deadly.

The first reaction to being frightened is that the average person will shout or turn around and run.

Liu Ye shuddered, covered in hair, and subconsciously returned his hand and smashed it into the eyes in front of him. "I'll go, dare to scare Lao Tzu?"

(To be continued.) )