Chapter 19: The Abominable Cat's Tongue!
Coming out of Zhepu's bedroom, He Sheng went down the stairs while thinking about exercise. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Although he was an otaku who had nothing to do with exercise in his previous life, he still knows some exercise common sense, and if you want to exercise a strong body, adequate nutrition and large weight equipment exercise are indispensable.
Running laps alone is certainly not enough.
Strength workouts for cats...... Forgive He Sheng's lack of imagination and can't think of it at all.
And even if you really want to figure it out, how long will it take to train to be able to use domineering? How hard is the process?
He Sheng is just an ordinary person, although he has crossed, but he is not like other traversers, he was still an ordinary person who was lazy before he crossed, and he suddenly had the perseverance of the madness after crossing.
If the exercise is too hard...... And no one forced him, and he really didn't feel like he could hold on to his realization.
Ahhhh......h As He Sheng descended the stairs, he thought to himself: It would be nice if there was a way to get a strong body without exercising......
And just as he was thinking about something unrealistic, his cat's paw on the next step accidentally moved forward a little bit, and as a result, he stepped on the air.
Walking the stairs into the air is just a false alarm for people and rarely causes major problems, but for cats...... That's a disaster.
When the cat on all fours descends the stairs, it is originally tilted head-down and buttock-up, and its center of gravity is quite unstable.
And this time he stepped on the air, there was no support point under his feet, and the originally inclined posture was even more tilted, and he couldn't support it with just three legs, so He Sheng was like a car that couldn't be stopped, his expression was frightened, and his whole body 'kicked and pedaled' all the way down bumpy, and finally landed on the ground with his head on the ground, and posed at the staircase with his butt backwards flat sand and goose pose......
"......" He Sheng.
Hurt...... He meows me to death. He Sheng burst into tears in his heart.
Then he got up, shook his head, and was about to take the shameful thing as if it hadn't happened, when suddenly there was a burst of undisguised laughter.
He Sheng looked up at the source of the sound, and saw Luffy holding his stomach with one hand and pointing at He Sheng with the other, his face was about to twitch with laughter, and tears came out of the corners of his eyes.
"Ahh Pudding, pudding, you ......" Luffy pointed at He Sheng as if he wanted to say something, but then he couldn't help but laugh and continued to laugh: "Wowhahaha! Laughing to death! ”
After laughing, as if he couldn't stand it anymore, he knelt on the ground, patted the ground and continued to laugh.
"......" He Sheng.
Tickle you. He Sheng said in his heart: Laugh again, believe it or not, I scratch you!
"Stop laughing, idiot." At this time, Sanji came over and patted Luffy's head, then looked at He Sheng and said, "You came back just in time, it's time to eat." ”
Dine?! He Sheng's eyes lit up suddenly, and he immediately forgot what had just happened.
Rather than being ashamed, it must be much more important to eat delicious food!
So He Sheng was instantly resurrected on the spot, and walked towards Shanzhi with brisk steps.
Dinner was served in the staff cafeteria on the second floor of the Sea Western Restaurant, and the food was cooked by the two chefs on duty that day.
Of course, because it is for employees, it is naturally a large pot of rice with a single dish.
Today's menu is pork cutlet curry rice, plus a bowl of clear soup and a plate of refreshing salad.
Although He Sheng is a cat, because he suddenly joined today, he didn't prepare cat food in particular, and he ate pork chop curry rice.
Of course, this is a very fortunate thing for He Sheng.
It would be too much to come to the restaurant and eat cat food.
Ho Sheng, Luffy, Sanji, and a cat sat in their seats, with a hot pork chop curry rice set in front of them.
The rich aroma of soy sauce came to his face, and the foodie Luffy was already drooling, his eyes were full of meat, and he yelled 'I'm moving' and picked up the plate and poured it into his mouth, shouting 'It's delicious' in a slurred voice
He Sheng glanced at him with disdain.
Just because you gobble it down means you're just a low-level foodie! He Sheng's heart was full of a sense of superiority.
After that, He Sheng ignored Luffy and carefully looked at the food in front of him, pouring the semi-thick brown-yellow sauce on the granular white rice, and then stacking a few fried golden pork chops, the color matching was just right.
I can't stand it! That's the end of the looks! Let's eat!
He Sheng lowered his head, and the big cat's mouth bit down on a fried pork chop, and the sharp teeth instantly penetrated into the pork chop, and the juice of the pork chop exploded in his mouth, and then ......
"Meow !!" He Sheng jumped up all of a sudden, and his height was at least one and a half meters!
Scald, scalded, scalded me!!! He stretched out his cat tongue and cried out in his heart!
He Sheng, who was burned to the blank brain, after he landed, he subconsciously scurried around with his tongue, and this run, the wind blew on his tongue, relieving his pain a little, so he ran more vigorously.
Like headless flies, running around the entire cafeteria.
I saw a yellow figure shuttling between tables and chairs, and between chefs, like a yellow flash!
However, He Sheng's convulsions must have affected the eating of other chefs...... Well, the word impact is too light.
It's just a lot of trouble!
Because he was running so fast, He Sheng didn't know that he had knocked over the curry rice of several chefs.
"Ahh My rice! ”
"Damn! Don't jump on me! ”
"Don't step on my head!"
"Spread out! Spread out! It's coming to us! ”
"What the hell! What's wrong with this cat! ”
Well, chickens fly and dogs jump.
"Wow. Pudding is running so fast. Luffy looked at the yellow flash and exclaimed, "But what's wrong with him?" Do you exercise after meals? ”
"Nope. It's just burned, right? Sanji looked at a pork chop that had been bitten and said.
"Really? But it's not hot. After speaking, Luffy suddenly realized again: "Ah! By the way, cats' tongues are afraid of burning! Hahaha. Poor pudding. ”
"Anyway, you have to stop it quickly, or you won't be able to eat." After saying that, Sanji got up and prepared to stop it.
But someone got a head start.
That's a chef with sunglasses and a big jet in the air, his name is Carl, and he is the one who is called the yakuza duo with Paddy!
He held up a small piece of Xiaoice and shouted, "Hey! Cat! Come here! There are ice cubes here. ”
The words ice cube accurately reached He Sheng's ears, and he suddenly turned around and pounced viciously at Karl.
Carl took the opportunity to throw out the ice cube, and He Chang in the air had a big cat mouth and accurately caught the ice cube, but after catching it, his body continued to move forward under inertia, and finally fell into Carl's arms.
But it doesn't matter!
Holding the ice cube in his mouth, He Sheng finally got rid of the pain of the cat's tongue, revealing a very comfortable and lazy expression.
Ha...... Refreshing!
And Carl, who was holding He Sheng, rubbed He Sheng's head with a smile on his face.
Although he was a little unhappy, He Sheng still endured it.
For your sake, I'll rub it this time.