Chapter 48: Chang'e's True Identity
Long smiled and said very seriously: "Fairy Chang'e, you just came to my practice room, isn't it just to tell me that you are pregnant?" It's only been a month, and you're going to hide it for you, and now why do you admit it again? Then I won't care about your affairs in the future, and when the time comes, according to the rules of heaven, you are afraid that you will be reincarnated in the mortal world again. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Chang'e said: "Your Majesty, Xiaoxian did come for this matter just now, this time, Xiaoxian came over to ask Your Majesty, can you go to Xiaoxian's Guanghan Palace at night?"
Is she really Sun Monkey Change? What did Sun Monkey want to do when he came to the Jade Emperor's practice room?
Long Yi smiled and sat on a chair and said, "Fairy Chang'e, I'm a little tired, can you help me beat my back and rub my shoulders?"
"Absolutely."
After Chang'e walked behind Long Yixiao, her two hands were like hammers, and they quickly took turns hitting Long Yixiao's back.
The power of the fist is very large, and there is no trace of Chang'e's gentleness at all, and some are just Sun Wukong's irritability.
Could it be that he is really his idol Monkey King? If he is really Sun Wukong, Long Yixiao still doesn't want to expose his identity as soon as possible, and he can play with Sun Wukong, wouldn't this be very happy?
Although Long Yixiao was very uncomfortable being beaten by Chang'e, he still pretended to be very happy, and said, "Fairy Chang'e, I want to ask, did that Sun monkey go to your Guanghan Palace recently to disturb your purity?"
Long Yixiao obviously felt that Chang'e's technique was heavy, and now he was not beating his back but pinching it with his hands, and Long Yixiao's shoulders were about to collapse.
Long Yi smiled and affirmed that the Chang'e behind him was definitely not the real Chang'e, and said: "That Sun Monkey has lived in the Monkey King Mansion since he came back from studying scriptures in the West, but he is still restless, so I have a lot of heart for him!"
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, what did you say?"
Long Yixiao angered Sun Wukong, and was so frightened by Sun Wukong's shout that he almost sat on the ground from the chair, but fortunately he had the identity of the Jade Emperor as a cover, and said: "You are really Sun Monkey!" You are so bold that you dare to pretend to be Fairy Chang'e to tease me, what should you be guilty of? ”
Sun Wukong's two eyes flashed with golden light, blinking constantly, his face and hands were full of dense golden yellow hair, and there was no tightening spell on his head, but he seemed to be more energetic.
Sun Wukong is just idle, his hands are constantly moving, as if he has a lot of lice on his body.
He circled around Long Yi a few times, kept laughing, and said, "Hehehehe! Jade Emperor Lao'er, why does my grandson think that you are much smarter than before? To be honest, how did you see through my grandson? ”
Long Yi smiled and said: "You monkey, you are hairy all day long, if you become a man, I am afraid that I will not be able to recognize you, but you have become a gentle and virtuous fairy Chang'e, when you give me a massage, it is like two hammers hitting me in the back, do you say I can not be suspicious?"
Sun Wukong tilted his neck, grabbed his face with his hands, and said, "Hehehe, Jade Emperor Lao'er, you are really smart." My grandson's ability to pretend to be a woman is indeed not high. Because my grandson couldn't say a few words, he wanted to show his original form. Especially pretending to be Chang'e, this is asking for my grandson's life. Hum! ”
The Monkey King that Long Yixiao saw before was all on the screen, and now the Monkey King is alive and can be touched, and his heart is very excited. At the beginning, Long Yixiao was very afraid of Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, but now he thinks about it.
Long Yi smiled and said, "Splash monkey!"
Long Yixiao originally wanted to be called the Great Sage, but if you think about it carefully, when did the Jade Emperor call Sun Wukong "Great Sage", so he also called Sun Wukong "Splash Monkey!" ”
"Splash monkey!" Long smiled and turned his body a few times before he saw Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong is really naughty, naughty as if he is a five or six-year-old child, and he disappears in the blink of an eye.
"Here, here? Where is my grandson? Jade Emperor Lao'er, what's the matter? Say! ”
Long Yixiao followed Sun Wukong in a circle, and said, "Splash monkey, you pretended to be Chang'e and came to my practice room, I haven't asked you what you are doing here?" You dare to ask me what is the matter, I will arrest you and throw you into the nether to suffer from reincarnation! ”
"Hey-" Sun Wukong glared angrily at his big eyes, stretched his head in front of Long Yixiao, and said, "Hmph! Put away your majesty! In front of my grandson, you don't want to put your Jade Emperor on the shelf, and you still want to beat my grandson into the nether realm? Don't you ask the Lord of Yama if he dares to accept it? Do you want my grandson to make trouble in the heavenly palace again? ”
Long Yi smiled and angered Sun Wukong, and he was very scared, and said: "Splash monkey, don't play prestige here, if you don't want to suffer at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain again, be honest, don't do stupid things again!"
Sun Wukong has been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, those five hundred years are simply a nightmare for him, although he has now come out of Wuzhi Mountain, but the shadow in his heart still exists, so when he heard Wuzhi Mountain, he was afraid, he was afraid that Rulai would press him under Wuzhi Mountain again.
Sun Wukong's tone weakened, and he said: "Jade Emperor Lao'er, you don't use Ru to suppress my old grandson, if it wasn't for Rulai to cheat and deceive my old grandson, how could my old grandson be pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years?"
Long Yi smiled and felt that Sun Wukong was dying to save face, and said: "Splash monkey, don't talk big!" I ask you, even if you don't cheat, will you be able to escape from the palm of the Buddha? ”
Sun Wukong sat on a chair, then jumped on the chair again, squatted, and said: "If Rulai really doesn't cheat, my grandson, my grandson, I'm afraid that I may not lose to him."
Long Yixiao could hear from Sun Wukong's tone that he was already empty-hearted, and said, "Hahaha...... Splash monkey, are you really sure to escape from the palm of the Buddha? Don't forget, how powerful that six-eared macaque was back then, and his supernatural powers can be compared to yours, but what happened? If you just used a purple gold bowl to make him appear in his original form, do you also want to try the power of the golden bowl? ”
Sun Wukong said: "Alas, no, no, my grandson is just talking about it, besides, my grandson has changed his ways, and he will not make trouble in the heavenly palace anymore."
Long Yi smiled with joy in his heart and said, "Hmph! It seems that this monkey still has something to fear. ”
Long Yi smiled and continued: "Splash monkey, I will ask you again, how does the tight spell taste?"
When Sun Monkey heard the words "Tight Mantra", he was so frightened that he shuddered, and said, "When my old Sun heard the three words of "Tight Mantra", his head hurt. Don't say it, don't say it, Jade Emperor Lao'er, my grandson didn't come to you today to tell you this. ”
Long smiled and said curiously, "Splash Monkey, what are you looking for?"