Li Qingmad seems to be reasonable, but no matter how Li Qi listens, he feels that this old man has been fooled, thinking that Li Qingmad can't take out the elixir or anything until he dies, and now he is still using this trick to deceive people, thinking that in the whole 2000 years in the future, the word immortality will surround Li Qingma's ghost like a curse, and he is so embarrassed in his heart, and at this moment, Feng Yuyue didn't know when to stand up (Chapter 6 of the Legend of the World). Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Old man, don't be fooled by him, this is obviously a liar who doesn't know anything!"

"I'm not a liar." Li said lightly.

"No, hmph, isn't it just that he learned some tricks to deceive people, old man, did he also use some god's nagging things to trick you into buying medicine." Feng Yue said.

"Well, my friend said that he was very godly, that day he braved the rain to get medicine for his wife, and when the rain stopped, he collected his umbrella under the eaves, and this liar came to the door, and he didn't even ask and told him his surname and where he came from, and he also calculated that he was giving his wife gynecological medicine, and later the medicine that the liar gave to his friend was also very smart. That's why I went to him, and at that time he was really very godly and could tell me a lot about my family, so I believed in his medicine. The old man snorted.

"Count?! Where is that, your friend's umbrella must have his surname engraved on it that day, and he must have held a good gynecological medicine in his hand to find it right for him. Feng Yuyue said proudly, speaking of this kind of little trick in the rivers and lakes, he had nothing to do when he was a child, and he ran to the place where the flyover sold his art and divination all day long, staring at others all day to find faults, and now he knows these rivers and lakes from Bihai, and he has a very good heart.

"Really?" The old man will be skeptical.

"How did he calculate it for you that day?" Feng Yue then asked.

"He calculated that my ancestors were rich, and he was rich since he was a child, and there are many, many more, I can't remember clearly." The old man recalled.

Feng Yue laughed, "It's not good, I'll try it too, you are Gui Geng this year, the original Gui Geng?" ”

"Yes, yes, that's what he asked me," the old man nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "I said that I am 59 this year, and my original partner is gone, and if I don't die, I will be 62 this year." ”

"Yes, you were originally married to be three years older than you, the rich family was looking forward to marrying a wife when the son was thirteen or fourteen years old, you were naturally not big at that time, then of course you can't find a wife younger than you, find a big and good housekeeper, three or four years older than you are natural, if you say that your original partner is much younger than you, then it is naturally a young and poor, and you will marry a wife when you have a career, which poor person marries a wife when the child is thirteen or fourteen years old, and he can't afford to marry at all, and he can't support him." Feng Yu Yue said honestly, "Experts call this kind of ridicule of the rich and the poor called water and fire springs. He is nothing more than a fishy child, at most he is a fishy child in his heart, and he talks about books in his mouth, this is a fishy point, a fairy, I don't believe that he is a fairy. ”

"Okay, you charlatan!" Feng Yue was closed, and the old man grabbed Feng Yue's clothes and fought.

"Good, good, good, it's time to fight! It's time to fight! The crowd roared.

"Wait, I'm not fishy, I've really learned spells!"

"Okay, then you'll see if you can guess my business." Feng Yuyue volunteered to say, he had already guessed that Li Qingfang was nothing more than a charlatan, where would anyone who had really learned spells come here to cheat money as You Fanglang.

"Don't go, he really knows how to spell!" Seeing this, Li Qi hurriedly grabbed Feng Yuyue, although Feng Yuyue offended himself and wanted to kill himself several times after 2000, but after all, he had also saved himself before, at this time, the kind-hearted Li Qi involuntarily grabbed Feng Yuyue's hand, Xu was afraid that he would be embarrassed,

"Joke, this is feudal superstition, you really believe it, there are no ghosts and gods in this world, and there are no fairy spells!" Feng Yu shook off Li Qi without cutting it, and said to Li lightly, "Come, you will calculate, are my parents here?" ”

Li smiled maniacally, took out a pen, covered it on the paper and wrote a sentence, and then said, "You say it first, and then I will show the answer." ”

"Went to one."

Immediately afterwards, Li Qingfang showed out a piece of paper, which read: "Both parents can't hurt one." Then he said: "You see, I wrote that both parents can't do it, and one person is injured. You see, isn't this a dead one? ”

"Okay, so am I going to my father or my mother?" Feng Yue said, as if he had already seen Li Qingfang's answer in his eyes.

Li Qingyan immediately wrote another sentence, just as he was about to show it.

"Wait!" Feng Yuyue grabbed Li Qingfang, took out the note from his hand, and then didn't look at it, so he said angrily: "Come, let me calculate, it must be written 'father and mother die first'." Then Feng Yue showed out the note, and sure enough, it was really written on it.

Everyone exclaimed, whispering, as if they had guessed the answer.

"Actually, it's not that I'm good, it's that this Jianghu ridicules that it's called Shuanghuanduo, that is, one word and two meanings, 'the father dies first in the mother', that is, 'the father dies first, the mother dies', that is, the father dies in the mother, and it can also be said that 'the father dies before the mother', that is, the father is dead before the mother, of course, 'both parents can't hurt one' can also be understood as 'both parents can't hurt one'."

Feng Yuyue talked eloquently, and when he saw that Li Qingmad, a liar, was about to appear in front of everyone, Li Qingyan said quietly: "Hehe, I was playing with you just now, I don't just have these, I can also calculate your father's name, your mother's name, your real name, and even your future." ”

"Good! You're still not convinced, I'll see how you end up then! Feng Yue said with an oath.

Li smiled lightly, "But if I talk about these normal things today, it will be too boring, you will say that I may know you, or I have heard about these news a long time ago, or you can not admit it, come, then let's just have an interesting play, you come up with the topic." ”

Feng Yuyue is a lot of Li Qingfang, it seems that this young man who has fallen to expand should not have any real talent and learning, but as he said, he is still very famous in the sky, people can say the names of their parents, and their future is nothing more than to become the emperor and what else, these are not difficult, so just make it difficult for him, Feng Yuyue then said: "Then you can guess where the mole I brought out of my mother's womb is." ”

"Oh......" Everyone sighed, some thought that Feng Yanyue now has no idea how many moles have grown on his body, even if Feng Yanyue takes off his clothes now, he can't find them, not to mention that he can't see it, this is obviously not intentionally difficult.

"Okay," said Li briskly, "but you'll have to wait a while." After Li said it lightly, he took out a lot of strange things from his back bag, including turtle shells, copper plates, red jade stones, etc., and put a small formation in eight directions according to the southeast, northwest, and northwest.

"Hey, can you stop jumping like that?" Feng Yuyue said angrily.

"Who told you to ask such a difficult question, so that I can see your past......" As soon as Li Qingfang's voice fell, suddenly a strong wind blew in the teaching workshop, but this strange wind only blew to the wind, and in an instant, the clothes of the wind were dancing in the wind, and gradually became transparent, and the sturdy figure of the wind was so naked - the scars, acne, moles, etc. on the body full of manliness gradually disappeared, Li smiled proudly, As if teasing, he turned around towards the wind, and then said: "Nice figure, I'm not as good as you, it seems that you exercise every day." ”

Feng Yuyue felt that something was wrong, his face changed, and he hurriedly stepped out of the formation and scolded: "Less nonsense! Answer my question quickly, or I'll tear down your signboard! ”

"Don't, don't be so angry. Actually, you weren't born with a mole. Li sneered lightly and said, "You learned this little trick, come to tear down my signboard, it seems that Taoism is not enough." ”

"Hahaha......" laughed from the crowd of onlookers.

Feng Yuyue's face sank, he didn't expect that he actually fell into the way of this charlatan, he really didn't expect that this liar was really an expert, seeing everyone laughing at himself, surrounding Li Qingfang like the stars and the moon, and even many people pointed like looking at monkeys, he was a prince, he never allowed himself to do anything wrong, he was always surrounded by other people's sycophants, and he was always the most powerful, why, this time he was so defeated and played by a charlatan.

"Enough, don't laugh, I'm not a liar like you can play!" Feng Yanyue was annoyed and ashamed, grabbed Li Qingfang's collar and shouted, but his words this time did not have the confidence of the past, and even, he felt that his face was flushed, he met an expert, and said these words so impulsively, once Li Qingyan had to compete, his three-legged cat's kung fu would make him lose without even dignity, but he Feng Yanyue would never admit defeat!