Chapter 165: Both Ancient and Modern Are Inferior

"You're really not a competent black impermanence, be careful that Hades fires you squid. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "It's all here, and this thing is still thinking about such an inconsequential thing?"

Hei Wuchang thought about it, and he still didn't want to fire the squid!

"But we don't even know if we'll be able to go back."

Now that's the point!

Liu Ye naturally fell into deep thought, and now he didn't dare to move half a step at all, for fear that he would accidentally fall into another world.

"So, could you please hurry up and think of a way? Why are you still so calm at this time? ”

At all times, it seems that he has a kind of enigmatic calmness.

"As the saying goes, there must be a road before the road reaches the mountain, and there is another wall of willows and flowers." Black impermanence always looks like a literary crepe, and it looks like a noble son's poetic elegance.

But...... Liu Ye: "Smack." slapped it over, "Drag your sister's drag, there must be a road in front of the mountain to call a car, another village, a wall of your sister." ”

Hei Wuchang straightened his hat, pointed at Liu Ye and said solemnly: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth." The hands-on person is also for the villain. ”

Hey, how dare this thing point at him? Liu Ye directly pulled Hei Wuchang's collar, raised his leg and kicked Hei Wuchang's lower abdomen, "Who told you that I am a gentleman?" You're chirping crooked, it's all up to this, are you still in the mood to say those who don't? Do you have clubbing in your head? ”

After Liu Ye's indescribable violent punches and kicks, Hei Wuchang covered his head with his hands and immediately said, "Don't hit me in the face, don't mess up my hairstyle!" ”

Since ancient times, it has been useless to be a scholar, and since ancient times, scholars have been the most affectionate.

Liu Yezhi saw this trait in him.

"Forget it, it's a bit lacking in heart, and if I continue to fight, I won't be able to think of a way to get out of here. Think fast! ”

Liu Ye said sharply.

After all, he was unfamiliar with this place.

Hei Wuchang, who was beaten by Liu Ye, straightened his hat and brushed his hairstyle.

"Let me automatically search the dictionary in my mind for the Four Books and the Five Classics. I used to be the champion of the rich five cars. ”

There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book.

Liu Ye looked at Hei Wuchang's serious appearance, and sighed secretly, this product came from ancient times, right? Also the Four Books and Five Classics?

Liu Ye didn't bother to lose his temper with him, "The bamboo slips of the five cars of Xuefu are just a few modern books, but you are the champion?" Then how did you become a black impermanence? ”

"I was born with black impermanence, but I made a small mistake back then and accidentally drank Hades' peach blossom wine. So he was punished by Hades and went to the world to experience calamities. ”

It seems that he used to be a man of culture. It's nothing compared to what it is now.

"How can you go through the calamity by drinking peach blossom wine?" The punishment was too severe.

However, Hei Wuchang smiled awkwardly and popularized some knowledge for Liu Ye, "Peach blossom wine is a wine made from peaches that have been fruited in the sky for thousands of years, and this wine has been brewed for 10,000 years, and it is a good medicine for the 'kidneys'. ”

Sooga see, this is the case, this thing drank the medicine of the Hades Great Supplement, and then he deserved it in the next tribulation.

Recalling his days in the world, Hei Wuchang was even more proud, "I am literate at the age of three, I can memorize four books and five classics at the age of five, four books and five classics at the age of ten, four books and five classics at the age of fifteen, and ...... at the age of eighteen."

"I'm still reading the Four Books and the Five Classics." Didn't this product say that he read the Four Books and Five Classics well, but now it seems that it is inseparable from the books he has read since he was a child.

Unexpectedly, Hei Wuchang snorted coldly, with a disdainful attitude, "At the age of eighteen, I was already the champion of high school. ”

This is really an inspirational story, and with the Four Books and Five Classics, you can win the top prize.

"Wow. Awesome......" Liu Ye clapped his hands and continued to sigh: "You are bribing the examiner." "Otherwise, the Four Books and Five Classics can be the champion? Are you kidding!

In fact, corruption in ancient times is a kind of inheritance, and the current corruption phenomenon is a continuation of the essence left by the ancients.

"How do you know?" Hei Impermanence looked at him vigilantly, but did he still need to guess about this matter? "Later, after I became the champion in high school, I won the tools of queens and princesses."

Ay? "Wait, shouldn't it be the emperor and the princess? Do you still have a leg with the queen? "It's a mess of things.

"Ahem. They are all unrequited love for me, and of course, I occasionally give them a small gift in the middle of the night. to make it easier for me to stand on my feet. Hei Wuchang shamelessly continued to tell his story back then.

"Isn't it just to send an X body, needless to say, so noble. You were dogs in dog's clothing. "It's just that each takes his own interests, and the queen likes the young body, and he likes the throne, and enjoys the glory and wealth. I also want to be a legitimate colt master.

"But then the emperor found out and directly divided my five horses. In fact, the ancients were so lonely, in fact, ......" Hei Wuchang said this, and couldn't help but tactfully turn the topic back again, "Actually, I don't blame me, I am a very upright ascetic impermanence, blame Lord Yama for hating me too much, and then God found Si Ming to write this messy life for me." I can't help myself. ”

"That's it! OK! I know you at that time. But have you thought of a way to get out of here? ”

That's the point, but he talked about his past.

In fact, the ancient ancients were not so great, and there were many ills, although they left a lot of things worth learning.

But the current times are no less bad, if not better.

No matter what era we live in, the good and the bad are equal. They are also of equal value.

Black Impermanence was stumped by this question and pondered slightly.

"Wait a minute, I'll give the ferryman a call."

As he spoke, Hei Wuchang directly took out the Apple 10 and dialed the ferryman's number.

Liu Ye's hand itched again, this thing has a mobile phone, why didn't you take it out earlier?!

Still bragging about it here for so long? It's deliberate, right? But he's still slow and slow, of course.

The work of the ferryman is similar to that of black and white impermanence, which brings wandering souls into the underworld, while the ferryman is responsible for rushing over to collect souls at the first moment of death. The role of Black Impermanence is more like that of the people who supervise the ferryman, checking them for any omissions.

The phone was connected, and Hei Wuchang said lazily and lightly: "Hey, Lao Tie." Where? When to go together on a skewer? "Sometimes it's also routine to speak, first say what is good for the other person, and then talk about the main point.

"The old lady is working on the corpse, and there is a soul hiding in it and not coming out when she dies. What a ...... Don't come with me to this set, if you have something to say, if you have P, release it quickly. ”

It seems that this ferryman is the complete opposite of the black and impermanent's personality.

Black impermanence is a chronic son who is not beaten, and this ferryman is a short-tempered acute child.