Chapter 35 Angry Teacher's English Essay
Chapter 35 Angry Teacher's English Composition
"I found that everyone's English level is very different, I hope to have a survey, to find out the English level of each student, this test I also did not prepare questions, everyone writes an English essay, no matter what you write, now everyone starts to write, before the end of the class to me." Su Yunfei said again.
Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it was not an exam.
Don Kim was a little depressed, English composition? How did he come across such a difficult thing? It's better to know that it's better to skip class.
"Zhang Xiaopang, how is your English? Help me write an essay. Tang Jin immediately began to play Zhang Xiaopang's idea.
"Dude, I can't even write it myself." Zhang Xiaopang has a bitter gourd face.
"Hey, it looks like you're still self-reliant." Tang Jin thought about it, rolled his eyes, and suddenly had an idea, quickly took out the English book, rummaged for a while, zuihou, he finally (E3) found a sentence, and then, began to copy it.
Five minutes later.
Tang Jin raised his hand: "Teacher, I'm done writing." ”
Dozens of pairs of eyes looked at Tang Jin in surprise, could this thing be an English genius? But legend has it, didn't this guy get a zero score in English in the high school entrance examination?
Su Yunfei was also a little surprised, she took the initiative to step down from the podium and came to Tang Jin: "Give it to me." ”
Tang Jin handed in his composition, Su Yunfei only glanced at it, and immediately her face was full of black lines, and when she looked at the content carefully, her beautiful eyes breathed fire.
"Smack!" Su Yunfei slapped Tang Jin's homework book directly on his desk, "Rewrite!" ”
Don Kim was depressed, he felt that he had written quite haode.
Three minutes later.
Tang Jin raised his hand again: "Teacher Su, I'm done writing." ”
Su Yunfei's face darkened, and she strode up to Tang Jin again, took his homework book directly, and glanced at it, and that beautiful face instantly turned red.
She took a deep breath, then pointed at Tang Jin: "Get out, you won't have to go to my class in the future!" ”
"Teacher Xiexie, Teacher Zaijian." Don Kim obediently got up and walked out of the classroom.
Su Yunfei slammed Tang Jin's homework book on his desk and strode out of the classroom, obviously, this time, she was angry again.
"What kind of essay did this guy write?" Zhang Xiaopang muttered to himself, and then took the homework book, and when he saw it, he immediately admired: "Talent, Tang Jin is really a talent!" ”
"Hey, Zhang Xiaopang, what did Tang Jin write?" The teacher was not there, and the others were curious to ask.
"I'll take a picture of it first and send it on the Internet, this will definitely be popular!" Zhang Xiaopang took out his mobile phone to take a picture, took the photo, and then handed it to the person he just asked, "Here, you can see it yourself." ”
When the man saw it, he immediately sighed: "I'll wipe it, I can really think about this thing." ”
"Show me!"
"I'm going to see it too!"
……
Tang Jin's homework book soon began to circulate in the classroom, and Zhang Xiaopang also began to use his mobile phone to surf the Internet, uploading the photos he took to the forum, with the title: "Two essays by angry English teachers." ”
Half an hour later.
Senior 1 class.
As soon as the bell rang for the end of class, Zhang Ni immediately pulled Qin Shuiyao and handed her mobile phone to Qin Shuiyao: "Hey, look at this!" ”
"Two essays from an English teacher who are angry?" Qin Shuiyao read the first article, and then muttered, "If I were an English teacher, I would be angry, this is an English essay, almost all of them are Chinese!" ”
It is true that this essay is almost entirely in Chinese, only the first two sentences are in English, which is a conversation between the teacher and the student, and the student's first sentence is: "Teacher, do you speak Chinese?" ”
Then the teacher replied, "Yes." ”
Except for the first two sentences in English, the next two sentences have become Chinese dialogue.
"Teacher, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Nope."
"Teacher, if I were your boyfriend, would I not be able to take English class in the future?"
"Yes."
……
There are a lot of them in the back, all of them are asking some messy questions, and even the teacher's measurements are among the questions, in Qin Shuiyao's opinion, it is really not a problem for this essay to be angry with the English teacher.
"So, your husband is quite talented!" Zhang Ni snickered, "But don't you see, your husband seems to have bad intentions for the beautiful teacher!" ”
"What? This is what Don King's bastard wrote? Qin Shuiyao was stunned.
"That's right, you can continue to read the second one, which was also written by your husband." Zhang Ni grinned, "I have to say, your husband is really a hooligan, worthy of the name of Tang hooligan." ”
Qin Shuiyao looked down, the second essay was pure English, with very little content, only six sentences in total.
“HI!”
“HI!”
“Iloveyou.”
“Iloveyou,too.”
“fuckyou!”
“fuckme!”
After reading this essay, Qin Shuiyao immediately scolded: "Phew, Tang Jin, this bastard, is really a hooligan, I am determined to divorce him!" ”
"Hey, why don't you show this essay to your mother?" Zhang Ni proposed.
"I think it's mostly useless, yesterday I showed my mother an intimate photo of him and the policewoman, and my mother didn't agree to divorce the marriage, and asked me to keep a close eye on that bastard, saying that I don't want others to snatch it away." Qin Shuiyao was a little discouraged, "I don't think that guy has anything to rob, he is not handsome, he is also a hooligan, and most importantly, he is also very hateful!" ”
"Actually, I think Tang Jin is pretty good!" Zhang Ni grinned, "Otherwise, you can give him to me." ”
"You like him, go after him yourself." Qin Shuiyao glanced at Zhang Ni, and then lay on the table and began to sulk.
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Ningshan City Police Station.
Office of the Director.
Tang Qingqing sat at the table, looking at the man in his fifties across the table, his expression slightly nervous.
This man has a national face, giving people a rather majestic feeling, and he is none other than the number one person in the Ningshan City Police Department, Director Ren Zhengjie.
Tang Qingqing only went to work in the city bureau three months ago, and in the past three months, Ren Zhengjie has actually been taking care of her, but Tang Qingqing always has a feeling that Ren Zhengjie's care for her does not seem to be as simple as it seems, and after what happened last night, Tang Qingqing naturally became even more distrustful of Ren Zhengjie.
Therefore, at this moment, Tang Qingqing was not only nervous, but also had some vigilance.
"Don Jr., I have a few questions for you." Ren Zhengjie finally spoke, his tone was quite gentle, "Don't be nervous, just tell the truth." ”
"Yes, Director." Tang Qingqing nodded in response.
"Last night, three colleagues in the bureau suddenly fell into a coma, do you know the reason?" Ren Zhengjie asked with a slight deep groan.
"I don't know." Tang Qingqing shook his head.
"Last night, a student named Don Kim came here, you know, right?" Ren Zhengjie asked again.