Chapter 191: Drunk Mr. Jiang
took the drunk Jiang Ji home, fortunately there was a driver to help, otherwise Lu Wenyin really had the urge to leave the other party on the street!
Jiang Ji didn't get drunk many times, but every time Lu Wenyin remembered it deeply. She has seen a lot of drunk people www.biquge.info and her friends are not without drunkenness, but none of them have the burden of idols like Jiang Ji......
"Don't help me, I'm not drunk!" Just got home, Lu Wenyin finally dragged Jiang Ji to the bedroom, and when she wanted to help him to bed, she was broken away by the other party!
Looking at Jiang Ji who stumbled against the wall speechlessly, Lu Wenyin directly stood in place with his hands on his chest: "Okay, I won't help, you always walk slowly." ”
With a "bang", Jiang Ji hit the wall as expected! I saw him rubbing his red head, a little inexplicable: "Why didn't the door open?" Daughter-in-law, where's the key? ”
"The key is in your pocket." Lu Wenyin sat on the edge of the bed, looking at Jiang Ji who was obviously drunk and in a mess, but forced himself to pretend to be sober. When he saw that he really knew how to touch the key in his pocket, he chuckled even more.
"Found it." took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and Jiang Ji was about to take it to open the "wall"! Holding back a smile and snatching the phone down, Lu Wenyin turned Jiang Ji around with difficulty, and said with a smile: "The door is open, let's go in." ”
Jiang Ji, who undoubtedly had him, groped his way to the bed, and when he lay down on the bed smoothly, Lu Wenyin took off his shoes and socks for him. Who knows, when he was just halfway off, Jiang Ji suddenly bounced up from the bed: "You go away!" ”
"Why?" Insisting on taking off the other sock as well, Lu Wenyin raised her head and wondered, "Why do you want me to go away?" ”
"I want to throw up ......"
As soon as she heard these three words, Lu Wenyin quickly took the trash can next to the bed. Seeing Jiang Ji's painful expression but not moving for a long time, he intimately held up the trash can in front of him: "Okay, let's vomit." ”
After waiting for a long time, Lu Wenyin didn't hear the slightest movement. However, Jiang Ji's expression became more and more painful, and there was no relaxation at all. After a while, he finally held his mouth and said, "You go away......"
"The trash cans are ready for you, why do you want me to go away?" Lu Wenyin really doesn't understand, she has done everything, Jiang Ji doesn't even want her to stay here, it's rare for her to be so patient to take care of her drunk husband, who knows that the other party doesn't appreciate it at all!
"It's not ......" Jiang Ji just opened his mouth to say two words, and he couldn't help covering his mouth. Seeing this, Lu Wenyin handed over the trash can more actively, but Jiang Ji took it and held it in his hand without letting go.
Then Lu Wenyin saw that his face was full of pain, and said aggrievedly: "If you don't go away, I can't spit it out......"
In the end, Lu Wenyin walked away. And almost the second she just left, Jiang Ji couldn't wait to hold the trash can and vomit all over the place. Listening to the bursts of vomiting behind him, Lu Wenyin couldn't cry or laugh.
Usually she didn't notice that Jiang Ji paid so much attention to her image. When others are drunk, they all let go of themselves, but Jiang Ji still cares about the burden of idols, which is even more starry than her.
If Jack knew, he would definitely let himself learn from Jiang Ji. After all, her wine is not very good......
When she woke up the next day, although Lu Wenyin had cleaned up the mess of last night, the dirty clothes in the washing machine still kept ironclad evidence of Comrade Jiang Ji's drunkenness.
Looking at the washing machine with a complicated mood, Jiang Ji reached out and pressed the switch. Last night, Lu Wenyin was so tired that she even forgot to wash her clothes. Listening to the sound of the washing machine starting, Jiang Ji's heart was even more apprehensive.
Yesterday's posture was indeed too drunk, in fact, when he was about to get drunk, he didn't plan to drink again. But those people are like being beaten with chicken blood, and they can't stop at all. In addition, as the master of the family after all, he has no reason to take the initiative to stop.
He knew that Lu Wenyin had never liked him to drink, let alone get drunk! Walking to the living room, Lu Wenyin was already starting to eat breakfast. Seeing Jiang Ji coming, she beckoned: "It's just right, it's still warm." ”
A simple sandwich with hot milk, Jiang Ji stuffed it into his mouth without knowing the taste. Looking at Lu Wenyin's calm face, he still couldn't hold back: "Last night, I didn't do anything, right?" ”
Generally speaking, the storm is preceded by a special calm. So for Lu Wenyin's indifference, Jiang Ji didn't feel at ease. Instead, it was full of apprehension, especially when he had completely forgotten what he had done last night.
"No, I didn't do anything." Lu Wenyin's tone was very careless, but the movements in her hands were constantly accelerating. The two sandwiches were quickly swallowed by her, and during this time, the eyes staring at Jiang Ji kept becoming deeper.
In addition to spitting out the trash can and kicking it over, and then rolling off the bed when he went to clean it up himself, rolling right onto the trash can...... Jiang Ji did nothing.
Lu Wenyin almost admired her endurance, in that situation last night, she was able to endure not kicking Jiang Ji out of the door! When she resisted the urge to vomit and cleaned up there, Jiang Ji was still talking - let her go away!
"Daughter-in-law, go away, I want to pee ......"
At that time, Lu Wenyin no longer kindly handed over the trash can. Instead, he used all his strength to carry Jiang Ji to the toilet. Then, in the midst of his spell-like chatter, he brutally took off his suit pants and didn't even leave his pants behind!
Closing the door with her backhand, Lu Wenyin said coldly: "You can pee as long as you want, and it's okay if you don't come out." ”
It wasn't until the early hours of the morning that she cleaned up the mess in the house. And Jiang Ji, who was bare-legged, slept on the toilet in a dark way. If it weren't for his usual normal behavior, Lu Wenyin dared to guarantee that she would definitely let him stay alone in the toilet until dawn!
After this incident, Lu Wenyin's biggest feeling is that no matter how normal she usually is, it will not be normal when she is drunk!
Jiang Ji's example left a deep shadow on her. She decided that no matter what the occasion or entertainment in the future, Jiang Ji must not be allowed to go home drunk! If she gets drunk, she'd rather throw him in a hotel than play the role of a caring wife anymore......
One experience is enough. If she came a few more times, Lu Wenyin swore that she would never be able to control herself. Thinking of Jiang Ji's drunken idol baggage, she had a headache.
Usually in front of her, how can Jiang Ji have any image at all? I didn't expect to get drunk, but I knew that there was such a thing as an image. Shaking his head helplessly, he drained the milk in one breath of anger, Lu Wenyin looked at Jiang Ji with an innocent face, gritted his teeth and said, "You are not allowed to go home if you are drunk in the future!" ”