Chapter 53: Teasing Lord Yama
"Poof, this is the Hades Palace!" Liu Kong looked at the majestic mansion in front of him, and at the door were two blood-red unicorns that people would never forget, their blazing eyes made people chill, and they shivered, and when they saw Meng Po in front of them, they turned around, fell down and left-
"Go in, Lord Yama is waiting for you inside!" Leaving Liu Kong with a confused face, staring at the gate in a daze. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Eighth Master, what is this Lord Yama looking for me!" Liu Kong swallowed his saliva and asked Eighth Master.
The eighth master frowned, coughed lightly twice, and said, "What, I don't know each other with Lord Yama, and I can only know if I go in!" ”
"Didn't you say it for nothing?" Liu Kong rolled his eyes speechlessly.
After thinking about it, I can only bite the bullet, anyway, I'm dead now, no matter how bad it is, it's not bad, whatever, Lord Yama, I haven't seen it, I just happen to be able to see it for a long time!
I have to say that since he fell into a deep sleep inexplicably, after the eighth master woke up again, Liu Kong's funny career began again, and the cold-blooded and crazy side of his body has gradually disappeared, no, not disappeared, it should be said that it is hidden, hidden in Liu Kong's invisible place!
"Squeak!" After pushing the door open, there is a long corridor, I don't know where it ends, and at the end is an endless darkness.
Liu Kong stood at the door, and a grimace suddenly appeared in the darkness in front of him, with a fierce and vicious appearance, and the whole face occupied the entire dark corridor, as if the whole body was a face.
"Holy, what the hell!"
The eighth master didn't have time to stop it, Liu Kong had already blurted out, the eighth master was helpless, and said speechlessly in Liu Kong's consciousness space: "That is Lord Yama, don't offend you!" ”
Liu Kong's mouth grew up, and he couldn't close it for a long time, this is Lord Yama, Lord Yama looks like this, why doesn't he even look like a person?
When Liu Kong was brainstorming, the big head in front of him opened his mouth: "Come in, boy, your concentration is still too poor, and there is no politeness at all!" ”
With that, the big head vanished, leaving a half-open door.
Liu Kong looked ahead with a suspicious face, and made sure that the big head was gone, so he had the courage to step forward, and as soon as he walked to the door, the big head appeared again, startling Liu Kong.
"I'm just here to scare you, I'm not scared!" Liu Kong listened to the words left in the air, and only felt that the four words in his heart were circling-
"I'm your mother!"
kicked the door open with one kick, and rushed to the scene just now, that Lord of Yama is also an idiot and speechless teaser, and he is drunk when he thinks about it, I really don't know how this tease became Lord of Yama, is it because he is too bored in this underworld, so he mutated!
Behind the gate, there is an ordinary place, which looks a bit like the public hall of the human world, and there are two rows of strangely shaped people standing beside them, wearing armor, which seems to be standing guard, but it doesn't look like a real person, but it looks more like a stone statue.
On the Taishi chair above, behind the bookcase, there is a person wearing an official hat and wearing an official uniform, as for the official uniform of several grades, Liu Kong doesn't know, anyway, Lord Yama is the biggest in the entire underworld, what does it matter how many grades of official he is?
"Ahem, you are Lord Hades!" It's normal to look at him at this time, I really don't know how that big head came out just now, it's scary, it's boring!
With a majestic look, Lord Yama looked at Liu Kong and said, "Aren't you afraid of me?" ”
Liu Kong rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "Just at the ghost you just now, can I be afraid of you, you said that you are really boring, boring to the core, and you are scary when you have nothing to do, is it true that no one in this underworld plays with you?" ”
Lord Yama only felt that thousands of grass and mud horses were floating by, and he was bored, and he wanted to see what kind of person the little ancestor who was ordered by Heaven to take special care of him, so he went to scare it, but he was made like this, and he was scolded for nothing, and he was cheap.
"Ahem, what do you say, sit down, I don't want to bully you!" After finishing speaking, Liu Kong had an extra stool behind him.
At this time, Liu Kong already had a trace of doubt in his heart, and the attitude of Lord Yama made Liu Kong feel a little strange, as if he was a little curious, and there was a feeling of interest, it stands to reason that he was a little soul, how could he make the dignified Lord Yama interested, and he had to come to see him.
However, anyway, now that Lord Yama has an ambiguous attitude, he is not afraid to sit down, crosses Erlang's legs, leans on the Taishi chair, and says, "Lord Yama, what are you looking for me!" ”
Lord Yama flipped through the book of life and death in his hand and said, "Your name is Liu Kong, right?" ”
Liu Kong was speechless, you called me to come, and asked me if I was Liu Kong, do you really think that Meng Po is a vegetarian, and you can't even find the right person.
"Yes!" Liu Kong's expression was as if he had eaten stool, he looked at Lord Yama with a pout, and responded weakly.
"Well, you know how old you are going to live, and now that you're dead, what do you think?" Lord Yama continued to flip through and asked.
Liu Kong stared at Lord Yama, seeing that he didn't look at himself at all, and said boredly: "I know, anyway, it's dead now, and it's still here, what do you like!" ”
Liu Kong is like a hob meat, it's like this anyway, so what's the matter?
The ghost knows what this Lord Yama wants to do when he got himself here, no, he is a ghost now, but he doesn't know what the situation is now?
Finally stopped and turned over the book of life and death, and stayed on the page of Liu Kong, but I don't know why, that page became a complete blank, all of Liu Kong's information, including the information after that, became blank, Liu Kong, this person, seems to be completely outside the Heavenly Dao, does not belong to this Heavenly Dao, and has completely jumped out of the Three Realms.
Lord Yama could only sigh deeply, he thought it was just talking, but he didn't expect it to be done so thoroughly.
"Liu Kong, there are two women, you are sorry, haven't you thought about any compensation?" Closing the book of life and death in his hand, Lord Yama asked.
Liu Kong was still a little cynical just now, and suddenly quieted down, Rosie, she ruined her happiness by herself, making her originally happy life become a nightmare.
Xiao'er, Xiao'er's feelings for herself, Liu Kong at this time, it is impossible not to know, in the face of such affection, Liu Kong doesn't know what to say, he committed suicide for his own martyrdom, what Xiao'er did, even if Liu Kong is in the next life, he can't pay it back.