"The No. 57 turbo is embedded in the No. 8 position, the rear side is hydraulically pressurized, and the performance is tested with electricity, connecting the arm to the body. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info"The old man directs the assembly of the mech.

These five babies are all good seedlings, one has a full sense of justice, and the other four are very familiar with machinery, so they can just move their mouths without moving their hands, and they have only been busy for half a day, and the other four mecha transformed by the excavator into a slightly smaller size than the open urine messenger have been rebuilt. It's not the same as how often it took me years to assemble an open defecation messenger!

Next, it's time to come up with a name.

Ah, it's a name again... I hate names as much as the author.。。。 Dog Egg No. 1 Dog Egg No. 2 Dog Egg No. 3 Dog Egg No. 4? No way! The name represents a person's thoughts and tastes, the name represents a person's beliefs and ideals, the name represents a person's future and hope, and my name represents my profound thoughts that I will never be associated with evil forces, represents my noble qualities as a messenger of justice, and represents my supreme glory as the only person on the whole continent who has been defecating in the open! How can it be casual! Mother. The egg author has copied and pasted again!

That's right! Defecation can be anywhere! But the name should never be arbitrary!

I'm not inspired... Wait for me to use the relics! I saw the old man urinating everywhere and taking out a dozen mosaic meat from his pocket. Colored sticks! The object trembles when powered on! That's right! This is the latest popular continent-wide super entertainment fitness health tool products - anal cool!

Well, at the moment when the anal was connected to the chrysanthemum, the inspiration also kept coming... Oh!... Wait a minute, the author didn't use this thing, don't just make it up!

The main body is called the open defecation messenger.,Then the rest have to be matched wow.。。。

Fly Anywhere! Open Defecation Number!! Anywhere poop number!! Everywhere you go!!!

I rub it perfect... I admire my ingenuity... The old man was excited to defecate everywhere, and hurriedly entered these four names into the startup programs of the four bodies.

All four of them received their names, gained their braking roots, and their eyes sparkled!

The children! The future of the continent depends on you! The old man who defecated everywhere proudly looked at the five children who were busy working everywhere.

The mainland is punishing evil because of you! It will definitely crack the earth. . .

Rumble!!!

I rub ... I just think about it, naïve and cracked??? The old man looked back at the open urine, ah, the sky is not cracked, the shed is cracked... And a man came down from above... Or a day ago. Convex posterior. The beautiful woman who warped ...

As soon as the old man was about to leave, Lu Xiuxiu rushed over and hugged him! Yes... The mobility of young people and the elderly are incomparable... But kids! Can you give me a hug after you hug me? . . .

Yes... The old man hasn't been in trouble for many years. Sex is small-handed.。。。 The old man thought about defecating everywhere, and before he knew it, he started to defecate again.

Several people fell from the sky, and the door of the warehouse was blown open, only to see that the warehouse was full of fire! Watt? The old man was so shocked that he forgot to stand up and lift his pants, and looked at the person at the door, with a sturdy figure, more than one meter seven and close to one meter eight, wearing a silver armor engraved with red patterns, a blue cloak, the skin was as white as a woman, and the golden hair leaned back slightly, revealing a forehead that felt very smart at a glance, but his expression was very serious, and he stood at the door with a richly decorated sword. Behind him, countless soldiers holding torches were brightly armored, and they were stubborn... What's going on?

Rhys frowned at the warehouseman, Yuno, sure enough, it's this guy, and the other six people don't know where they came from. He stretched out his hand to Yunoichi in Lu Xiuxiu's arms: "Take her." ”

Several soldiers who had slid down the roof destroyed by Yuno fell to the ground and walked towards Lu Xiuxiu and Yuno.

At this time, Yuno was even more pitiful and affectionate, and she stroked Lu Xiuxiu's face pitifully: "Xiu, let them take me away... These wicked guys ... Xiu, we, the next life, goodbye. ”

Oh my God, this is sentient. People have no fate and are about to regret a lifetime, what kind of bloody plot is the movie-like plot! Yuno she really did me to me... Lu Xiuxiu sighed and clenched his fists.

I, not my ordinary protagonist.

Ordinary works of movies and comics, the protagonists are obedient under the author's silver power, and how many sad endings are written by those countless tears. However, I, not an ordinary protagonist!

Have you ever seen such a shameless book? Have you ever seen such a book? That's right! OF COURSE YOU WILL ALSO SEE FOR THE FIRST TIME ... Dare to rebel against fate ... Oh no, the protagonists who rebel against fate abound, and the weakness of fate is not worth mentioning! Fate, evil forces, are all things that are not worth mentioning, do you know what is the most powerful evil force here? That's right! That's the author! Today, you will meet the protagonist who is the first to rebel against the author!

Lu Xiuxiu raised his fist high!

"Come out! Open defecation messenger !! ”

The magnificent protagonist march background music is here! A pillar of light pulled Lu Xiuxiu, who was holding Yuno, out of the encirclement of a circle of soldiers, and pulled him into the body! Of course, with Yuno!

Lu Xiuxiu sat in the cab and put Yuno on the chair of the cab, and the single narrow cab was unusually crowded because of Lu Xiuxiu's obesity and double squeezing in! But Lu Xiuxiu doesn't mind! He stands and manipulates!

Yuno frowned... This thing really looks like two hits... It's just that... How long has it been since you took a shower... And the dead fat man just let you hug me, I'm very tolerant... Don't take advantage of the fact that the cab is very crowded, just rub it on me and eat the old lady's tofu...

The open defecation messenger moves!

"Wow, wow, wow, wow! Come on, boy! Defeat the evil! "Defecating everywhere, the old man forgot to mention his pants, so he stood up and shook his fist! Yes! This is what a righteous boy looks like! The road roared when he saw the injustice! Don't learn from the old man and continue to walk forward after yelling...

"Come on, Boss!" F4 also threw his fists high in excitement.

Lu Xiuxiu closed his eyes and felt the body behind him... Oh no, recalling the skill mode of the main body of urinating and defecating anywhere, I saw his skillful key lever! Open defecation messenger front end erection. Up a huge spiral impact column! "Take it! Chrysanthemum Burst's Advance! ”

The rotating cylinder dragged the fuselage and rushed towards Rhys! In the high-speed movement, the Messenger of Defecation and Urine reached for his back, and pulled out the Dragon Sword!

The forbidden soldiers behind Rhys took a few steps back, Rhys glanced at Lu Xiuxiu, and then unconcerned closed his eyes and pulled out the sword from the ground, returned it to the sheath, and stretched out his hands to the left and right, several soldiers on the left carried a thick giant shield, the surface of the shield was embossed with the national emblem of the empire - a roaring horse's head, a few soldiers on the right, carried over a heavy cavalry spear used by a bipedal dragon knight, and this one is absolutely different from the ordinary soldiers, the gold and silver plating is certain, and the blade of this rod is irregular, The strange pattern on it seems to indicate that there are countless mechanisms hidden on this thing.

The wind pressure set off by the open defecation messenger easily blew over the roof and wall of the excavator of a warehouse, and the chrysanthemum burst burst into a spiral and slammed into the heavy shield that Rhys was holding! For a moment, the ground trembled violently with firelight, and countless sparks burst out between the shield and the rush, dazzling.

The spark burst out more and more slowly, and the spiral frequency of the rush was slowed down by the solid shield a little, and Rhys did not move.

Lu Xiuxiu slashed down the dragon sword with one sword! That's the giant sword used by a mecha with a height of nearly ten meters! Putting aside the power and impact, the weight is enough!

Rhys raised his shield, and the dragon sword slashed at the thick shield and created an aftershock for Penis after the earthquake! Rees's feet sank into the ground, but he didn't care, and with a flick of his shield, the entire Random Urine Messenger suffered a huge impact from the Dragon Sword as the force point, and the balance was unstable, and the Random Urine Messenger staggered a few steps.

Rhys crouched down slightly, holding his shield and slammed into it, the thick shield collided with the Pusher of the Open Defecation Messenger again, and there was another violent shock, and the Random Ground Urine Messenger collapsed backwards, and the terrible heavy cavalry spear of Rhys's right arm randomly stretched out his right arm in the air and stabbed at the body.

How could Lu Xiuxiu be caught with his hands tied! He plunged his dragon sword backwards into the ground as a fulcrum, restarting the auger, and slashed the head and face of Chaorith.

There was a thud from the heavy cavalry gun, and a few pieces of something like fan blades spun rapidly in the middle of the gun, and a piece of fire shone brightly, and the impact drill of the messenger of urinating and defecating everywhere was cut off horizontally and flew out!

"Oh Fake!" The old man couldn't help but scream when he urinated on the ground, saying that it was a percussion drill, but it was something for urinating for the body! It's so brutal!

Lu Xiuxiu also panicked, the sharp heavy cavalry gun was about to poke at the fuselage!

He scrambled open the jet pod of his arm and squirted countless pieces of toilet paper at Rhys to interfere with his vision, and at the same time rolled his left arm to the ground, and the heavy gun grazed the body with a clattering sound.

Who the hell is this! The mecha can't hit him! The open defecation messenger rolled on the spot and rolled down the wall and rolled out of the warehouse, wanting to quietly ponder the source of the other party's powerful impact resistance, and suddenly there was a figure in front of him, and the red light inside the body flashed wildly, and the entire open defecation messenger actually flew out!

This is a mecha with a height of nearly ten meters and a weight of more than ten tons! It was such a heavy mecha, and it was slammed into the air, flying dozens of meters high and hundreds of meters away from the air. from the stadium of the university.

The airframe landed on the ground, adding an aftershock that was several times stronger than the earthquake just now!

The red light flashed in the fuselage and the alarm sounded, Lu Xiuxiu did not sit in the driver's seat and did not wear a seat belt, his head buzzed by this rush, he manipulated the fuselage and barely stood up, the fuselage alarm showed that the front end of the fuselage was seriously damaged by the impact! There's even a recessed imperial coat of arms printed on it! Following the path where it was knocked away, Rhys walked over with a thick shield and a heavy riding gun: "Alright, this place will run away." ”

Can you run away? What the hell is going on ... It's not good...

At the lower end of the console, the face of the old man who urinated on the ground appeared: "Child! Hold! I'll brake the F4 mech right away to support you! ”

Support? I'm so strong, I'm so embarrassed, aren't those four guys just for nothing! Lu Xiuxiu grabbed the joystick angrily.

I saw the direction of the warehouse!

Four thunderbolts fell from the sky into the original site of the warehouse!

The old man's roar came from the monitor: "Come out!! Anywhere Flying!! Open Defecation Number!! Open poop number!!!!! Everywhere you can !!!!!! ”