Chapter 38: Why the Fortune Teller Can't Count the Color of the Pants

"Hey! Why are you in my bed?! And where did you drill it from! Liu Ye looked at the eight-tails under him and roared. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Yao rubbed his eyes and looked shy, "Lord Night Wanderer, have you forgotten how you treated people last night?" So rough, though, I love meow so much! ”

Yao, with rosy cheeks, still seems to have some nostalgia for last night.

However, Liu Ye couldn't remember what happened last night at all.

He only remembered that he had laid a mat on the ground for Yao and given her a quilt last night, and after watching her fall asleep leaning on Qiuqiu's soft hair, he fell asleep with peace of mind.

Then, it's the next morning.

However, last night's Eight Tails listened to Liu Ye's even breathing and knew that he had fallen asleep. She quietly got up, moved quickly and quietly, slowly lifted Liu Ye's quilt, and got in.

Liu Ye was very tired, and he didn't sleep at all when he fell asleep.

He only remembered that he was saving the world in his dream, so he started a fierce battle with the monster, "Bang! With a palm, he pushed Yao off the bed.

"Poof." Yao's face made intimate contact with the ground.

Not to be outdone, Yao climbed onto Liu Ye's bed again and took out a small leather whip.

Before he could use the leather whip, Liu Ye turned over and pressed the eight tails under him with his legs. Feeling Liu Ye's temperature and this irresistible power, Yao felt that his whole heart was softly wrapped.

It's like the peach blossoms blooming in spring.

"Bang", Liu Ye raised his leg and kicked it, kicking the eight tails out of bed again.

After a night of fighting, before I knew it, it was early in the morning.

"Don't do that, I don't remember anything I've done to you." Liu Ye strenuously denied that the eight-tails were too clingy, and they were really not the type that Liu Ye liked.

However, at this moment, the eight-tailed crawled in front of Liu Ye with black circles under his eyes, "Don't be shy, don't be shy, if you don't remember, I'll help you remember meow~"

Speaking, the tip of the tongue is gently **** lips, this is called the charm of the demon.

Liu Ye slapped the face of the eight tails and threw them out directly.

The whole person of the Eight Tails was lying on the wall, "Bang! "The walls have been imprinted with her demon form.

"Well...... It's violent, I like ...... so much."

Two bleeds flowed from under Yao's nose.

The big ball next to it yawned, its body taking up half of the room.

Liu Ye washed briefly in the bathroom, and when he walked out of the bathroom again, the original messy room had been cleaned up.

This......

Liu Ye felt as if she had gone to the wrong house.

"Ahh Must not have slept well. Hallucinations. He turned and walked into the bedroom.

The beds and tables in the bedrooms were also found to be glittering with gold. Yao takes a vacuum cleaner and treats the stains on the carpet.

This virtuous look...... Liu Ye suddenly discovered that in fact, when the eight tails don't shake M, it's still very good.

Virtuous home.

"Uh-huh, Qiuqiu, you're dirty. I'll take care of it for you. With that, Yao directly picked up the vacuum cleaner and sucked Qiuqiu's hair.

Liu Ye sighed helplessly, isn't the vacuum cleaner so good?

Fortunately, Qiuqiu's body is huge, and this feeling of being pinched is as if it is tickling it.

"Hmm, Qiuqiu's ball is dirty, no, I'm going to deal with it." Looking at Qiuqiu's Qiuqiu, Yao sighed, and directly picked up the vacuum cleaner and aimed at Qiuqiu's XX.

"Hey! Are you ready to ask for the lifeblood of the ball?! That place can't handle it like that, hey! ”

Eight-tails looked unconscious and looked at Liu Ye suspiciously, "Oh? Why? I'm helping Qiuqiu deal with the dirt. Don't you enjoy watching the ball too? ”

Qiuqiu was lying on the ground at the moment, his face was twisted, his claws were tightly hooked, and tears were already flowing from the corners of his eyes......

"Look, Qiuqiu is shedding tears of gratitude!"

At this moment, Liu Ye expressed deep sympathy for Qiuqiu who was following Yawei, with such a master, but at any time at the risk of infertility.

At nine o'clock in the morning, Liu Ye went out with a piece of bread and rushed to the largest library.

Because it's a weekend, there are more people sleeping in and the streets are sparsely populated.

Liu Ye put his hands in his pockets, his eyes were blank, and the eight tails followed Liu Ye obediently, seven tails scattered at random, and the ears on the top of his head stood tall. He looked at Liu Ye with loving eyes.

"Boy, wait......"

Suddenly, Liu Ye's feet were blocked by a cane.

Liu Ye looked at the old man next to him with puzzled eyes.

The old man had a round black eye, a broken wooden stick in his hand, and was wearing a gray robe, and in front of him, there was a gossip map.

He had a black mole on his mouth, and at this moment he looked at Liu Ye with a smile, "Hey, hey, young man, I see that your bones are amazing......"

Why is this beginning so familiar?

It's okay not to mention it, but once it is mentioned, the small universe in Liu Ye's heart explodes in a blink of an eye.

Liu Ye shook his leg and kicked at the fortune teller, "Hey, old man, I was surprised to see your ashes, I don't know if you calculated that you are in trouble today?!" ”

I walked into this unlucky world, all because of the words I had to give birth to the ninth baby. Now that he sees the fortune teller, he can't control the power of the desolation in his body, and whoever dares to talk about this topic in front of him is simply looking for death.

The fortune teller lying on the ground was stunned and half of his glasses were broken. He looked at Liu Ye and said in a panic, "I see that your Yin Tang is black, you have trouble today......

"Before I get into trouble, let me let you know what a disaster is."

Liu Ye has never believed in evil, and no difficult topics are all the things that these unobtrusive fortune tellers talk about? Why have you been in trouble at home recently, not going well in love, not going well at work, aren't you all looking at people's expressions and actions to figure out people's hearts? If the fortune telling is really so accurate, it should be accurate until today is constipation, what is the style of today's girlfriend, and what is the color of urine!

Do these charlatans still want to deceive Liu Ye?

That's right, as long as you can answer these questions, it doesn't hurt to believe in fortune telling.

However, seeing Liu Ye's attitude, the fortune teller didn't dare to hide it and said urgently: "You will have a big battle today, and it will be very unfavorable to you, you are likely to lose your life tonight!" ”

When the fortune teller shouted out about this matter, Liu Ye's mind trembled......

It's true that I have a big fight tonight, and it's not good for me...... Is it still possible to die?

"So, what should I do?" Liu Ye looked at the fortune teller at his feet and wondered.

The fortune teller looked smug and took out a charm with a turtle on it and said, "Just bring this charm and you will be spared." This spell is formed by the convergence of ninety-nine eighty-one incantations, and it is so powerful that even the gods tremble. Don't 998, don't 98, just 19.8! ”

Bah!

"Fuck your sister! Ninety-nine eighty-one incantations gathered together a king eight? Lao Tzu is an immortal body, how can he die? You liar, you fortune tellers are liars! Liu Ye thought of what Jiuying had said to himself that he could live forever, and at this moment he was crushing the fortune teller's head even harder.