The entrance of Tianya Middle School. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

A crazy bear child ran out of the school gate, stood at the door and looked up to the sky and laughed: "Ahahaha, run away after pretending, this feels so cool!" ”

This bear child is Xiao Ming, I don't know what terrible things he said in the classroom, and now he is fleeing to the school gate with his schoolbag on his back.

Leaving the school felt like leaving prison, and he looked back at the plaque on the school gate - "Tianya Middle School".

"Phew! What a bullshit school, I Xiao Ming won't have to go to school in the future. Xiao Ming dragged his middle finger at the school gate and smiled sluttly.

At this time, the doorman leaned out of the window, looked at Xiao Ming and wondered, "This classmate, is class over?" It doesn't seem to have rang yet, why did you run out with your schoolbag? ”

Hearing the doorkeeper ask, Xiao Ming replied with a tug: "What do you care about me, this bullshit school, I won't read it!" ”

When the gatekeeper heard Xiao Ming's words, he was stunned for a while before he understood, and his face changed: "Little rabbit, are you skipping school?" Come back to me! ”

Xiao Ming took out the little J chicken and on the doorman, and said provocatively: "Old immortal, you are so nosy, I don't read it, do you understand?" Don't read it! Today, tomorrow, and later, I won't come to school. If you still want to take care of me, get out of the way. ”

The provoking doorman uncle was so angry that his beard blew up, "Deflated calf, dare to talk to the uncle in such a tone, there is a kind of don't run, I won't screw your head off!" ”

"Then you come to chase me, chase me, and I'll let you ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

Xiao Ming left a string of arrogant laughter, rushed to the side and unlocked the bicycle, and after riding the confident car, he flew away and disappeared.

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On the road.

Xiao Ming, who got some kind of inspiration and decided not to go to school anymore, felt relaxed and free.

Humming a cheerful little tune, he rode his bicycle home, ready to live a happy life in the future.

On the way home, a person suddenly came out, and she almost hit Xiao Ming's car.

It was a young woman with a disheveled hair, and she startled Xiao Ming when she rushed out.

Xiao Ming hurriedly braked, the car did not touch the other party, but he didn't expect the figure to fly three or four meters upside down exaggeratedly, tumbling and falling to the ground, accompanied by an earth-shattering scream.

"Ahh Hit someone! ”

"Poof!"

I saw the man looking up to the sky and roaring, spitting blood like a fountain.

Immediately, the woman screamed again: "Someone, hit someone, hit someone, kill someone, kill someone." ”

Seeing this scene, Xiao Ming felt a sigh in his heart, thinking that he had really hit someone.

"Oh, no, my car didn't touch her at all."

"But...... How did she vomit blood, and...... That's an exaggeration. ”

Xiao Ming looked at it fixedly, and immediately found the clue, and then she said angrily: "Okay, touching the porcelain and touching Lao Tzu's head, it's really brave to kill me, auntie, you are mixed with that way, do you know whose territory is here!" ”

The shrew didn't care, she put on her head and cried in a sad voice: "Come on, someone is dead, this should be damned, I don't admit it when I hit someone, and I want to run." I curse your whole family, curse your family ****, curse your ancestors***, curse your grandparents, curse your whole family, curse your parents, curse you***. ”

The woman cursed viciously, and at this moment, Xiao Ming heard the woman's voice a little familiar, he looked at it again, a little dumbfounded, interrupted the other party's cursing, and stammered: "Mom...... Mom? ”

"Uh......" Ming's mother cursed viciously in her mouth, she opened her mouth in surprise, raised her head, and brushed the long hair on her forehead with both hands, "Huh? My son, Xiao Ming is you? Why are you out of class? ”

Hearing his mother's question, Xiao Ming originally had a rhetoric to deal with his mother, but now he didn't dare to answer directly, so he could only open the topic, looked at his mother and said speechlessly: "Mom, how did you get the 'business' to the school?" ”

"Doesn't it depend on the fact that your school hasn't ended yet, and there won't be any classmates in your class who will recognize your mother." Ming's mother replied, and then looked at her son suspiciously, "Huh? I ask you, why did you get out of class so early? ”

"yes, yes." Xiao Ming coped vaguely, and changed the topic again, "Mom, have you found a new trick again?" How did you get that mouthful of 'blood' that was sprayed just now? ”

Hearing her son mention it, Ming's mother raised her head proudly, with a proud face, "That's not it, your mother. Recently, I think the more exaggerated the performance, the more it can make the 'fat sheep' flustered and anxious to lose money. ”

As she spoke, Ming's mother took out a packet of red slurry from her pocket, "Well, tomato juice, it's weird and sour, it's really easy to use." ”

"Really?" Xiao Ming took the tomato juice from his mother's hand and tasted it, so sour that his teeth rattled.

Then, Xiao Ming began to follow his mother's example.

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Children like to imitate the movements of adults, although Xiao Ming is not a child, but he is only fourteen years old, and he is a half-old teenager.

He was influenced by his mother, and often inadvertently learned from his mother's behavior, tone, and even character.

As the saying goes, parents are the best and most important teachers for their children.

A teacher in a school can teach a student for a year, at most three years, while a parent can teach a son for at least twenty, or even fifty, sixty years.

It is not wrong to get along day and night, teach by word and deed, family is the campus, and parents are the life teachers of their children.

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Xiao Ming learned his mother's method of "making a living", he also took a mouthful of tomato juice, and then sprayed it into the sky, sprinkling the sky with blood red.

"Hey, it's fun, it's fun." Xiao Ming waved his palms and shouted happily, then took another sip and sprayed it into the sky, having a lot of fun.

Xiao Ming suddenly remembered and asked his mother suspiciously: "By the way, Mom, why are you so hungry and don't choose to eat, even a student of my age has to pay a penny?" If it's not me that you meet today, it's another student, what can you do, how much money can you have on the student, and you will waste your effort to blackmail one hundred or two hundred? ”

"If you don't belong to your family, you don't know how expensive firewood and rice are." Ming's mother knocked on her son's head and said dissatisfiedly: "Do you think my mother thinks, this business has been difficult to make recently, haven't you seen your mother digging out her mind to engage in 'innovation'?" ”

"People nowadays really have no conscience, and it's getting harder and harder to blame. These brutes, what are you doing with so much money, waiting to die? ”

"Even if you know that I am touching porcelain and I am cheating money, but you are driving a BMW and a Mercedes-Benz, you are so rich, just treat it as a good deed, and send me some money to pay me some money. I have to find the police to care, these rich people are really lacking in morality, and they will definitely not have children in the future******* after Ming's mother cursed indignantly for a while, she returned to her son's question and explained to her son: "So, my mother can only find some young people to blackmail a sum of money, I thought that the high school student next door would get out of class earlier than your school, and I went to meet him, but I didn't expect to bump into my own son." ”

Speaking of this, Ming's mother laughed heartlessly and thought it was very interesting.

Subsequently, Ming's mother continued: "Alas, it's still the student's money that is easy to earn, everyone knows that the student's money is not money." It's this teaching materials, it's the cram school, it's the cost of this name, and it's the cost of that name, everyone wants to make a profit, so when your mother can't find a 'fat sheep' when the business is sluggish, she can only find students to blackmail. ”

Ming's mother slapped her thigh, "Oh, don't say it, it's really easy to blackmail students." I've just touched two of them and harvested three hundred dollars. ”

"Tut, three hundred yuan a day, ten thousand yuan a month, how easy is this money?"

"Even if my son is out of school in the future, going to college, and coming out to work in the future, I'm afraid I won't earn as much as my mother, hahaha, this book is ...... Hey, bah, Xiao Ming, you have to remember that you still have to read books, and your mother wants you to find a proper industry to make serious money in the future. ”

"But ah, 10,000 yuan a month is actually not much. With the current house price, your mother and I can only buy the last house in ten years. At that time, you were just twenty-four years old, and you could marry a daughter-in-law. ”

"But what about the gift money? I also have a lot of gift money, I have to buy a car, and I have to save money to support my grandchildren, this money, it's a lot of money, so ah, blackmailing these elementary school students is not the right way after all, and my mother must find some new 'fat sheep' goals. ”

Ming's mother thought about it distressedly, and suddenly her eyes lit up, "Hey, by the way, smash, do you watch that cartoon?" ”