10. Priest Luca
"Well, re-introduce yourself," said little Luca, sitting by the campfire, to Asa, "Luca, Trainee Priest of Hagia Sophia." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Genius Ice Freezer Asa." Asa was boiling the broth in a portable iron pot and asked, "Can the probationary priest eat meat?" ”
Little Luca pursed her lips and her eyes were glued to the broth, "It could have been - but Luca is ...... during the tour now"
Asa smiled evilly and fanned the rabbit that was roasting on the fire at the same time, deliberately fanning the aroma towards little Luca, "Hey, it's a pity, you can only eat dry bread - it's not me who brags," he looked proud again, "My cooking skills are grandmaster-level~ and with my secret seasoning-"
Indeed, the broth in the pot was so fragrant that even I couldn't help but drool, and little Luca was even more stunned.
Seeing Asa looking at me, I hurriedly covered it up and said, "I can't see that you are so-so, it's very fragrant, I can't make it so good." ”
"Hehe, how can you do it without two brushes? Isn't it too unromantic to take the girl out into the wild in case she doesn't know how to cook, two people are hungry? - Girls are greedy and use food as bait! ”
"Why do you always make me think you're disgusting after I've admired you......" I rubbed my forehead helplessly.
This man is hopeless.
"Eun," little Luca nodded in agreement, "It's the first time I've seen Luca, a man who can say such disgusting things so bluntly." ”
"What, the most important thing for a man is to be real - a man who is full of lies is disgusting!" Asa removed the rabbit leg from the shelf and naturally handed it to little Luca.
Bad!
"Little Luca! Wait a minute! I hurriedly stopped.
But little Luca didn't hesitate to grab it and nibble on it, while looking at me strangely
“……”
"Little Luca......" I said, seeing that she was eating so happily, I couldn't bear to interrupt her, "you...... Isn't it during the pilgrimage? ”
“!” Little Luca's eyes widened, half-biting the rabbit leg, and froze.
This time Asa went too far, and neither the probationary priests nor the probationary nuns were allowed to eat meat during the three years of the pilgrimage, otherwise the pilgrimage would have to be counted again - his prank had made little Luca's efforts so far in vain.
"What to do? I've already eaten it, and I can't vomit it out," Asa smirked, "- is it delicious?" ”
"You!" Little Luca glared at Asa for a long time, and finally couldn't help but fall into my arms and cry, "He bullied Luca me!" Wow! Sister~"
"Asa!" I got angry and patted little Luca as I yelled at Asa, "You're too bad to talk to!?" You? "I saw Asa raise his eyebrows at me.
? Does he have a solution?
"There is no choice but to remove the root of sin!" Little Luca cried for a while, then suddenly stood up, staggered and picked up her gun again, and looked at Asa with distracted eyes, "Die—only by killing you Luca can I clear my sin!" ”
“……”
"Hey, hey, hey! Why are you calling me dead again?! ”
"The holy book says that it is the act of the devil to induce people to sin!" Little Luca began to emit a murderous aura, "You are the demon who induced Luca to sin!" ”
"That's because you don't stand firm on your own, right?!" Asa defended, and seeing that little Luka had already put on a fighting posture despite his words, he hurriedly shouted: "Trainee Priest Luca, recite Article 7 of Chapter 6 of the Regulations on the Probationary Priest's Tour!" ”
“?” Little Luca instinctively recited, "Chapter 6, Article 7 of the Regulations on the Probationary Priest's Pilgrimage stipulates that during the three-year Pilgrimage, the Probationary Priest and the Probationary Nun must restrain their own ** and not eat meat, otherwise the Pilgrimage will be invalid!" ”
"What about the supplemental regulations?"
“? Supplemental Regulations? ”
"You take it with you, right? See for yourself! ”
Confused, little Luca took the book out of her backpack and rummaged through the firelight.
I leaned over curiously, too.
"Supplementary Regulation to Chapter VI, Article 7 of the Regulations on the Probationary Priest's Tour: In exceptional circumstances, with the approval of the higher clergy, approved food may be consumed to sustain life."
"Special circumstances, simply put, when there is no food that can sustain life." Asa took the dry bread in his mouth, "I have eaten all your dry bread, and the situation is in line with the situation—as for the superior priests—the name of the great sage of that stinky old man was given by the Pope himself, and as his disciple, I have the same status as the bishop, so I am considered a superior priest." ”
"You!" Little Luca jumped, but with a smile on her face.
"Wait! Does the church recognize your status? I asked.
"Why do you think that stinky old man was called a big liar by Monica - that's what I just thought," Asa groped through his bosom, "that's how Monica was tricked into eating meat by that old man - fortunately I was better prepared than he - look, this is an official identification document!" ”
"......" looked at the identification card he took out, and little Luca and I were even more puzzled.
"This—" Little Luca wondered as she checked the papal seal on the certificate, "yes, yes—but why would a man as disgusting as you have ......?"
"Actually, I didn't do it," Asa said, removing a rabbit leg, "my brother - ah, he's just a bastard, don't ask me who he is - likes these messy papers, and I think it would be more convenient for the nun to go on a pilgrimage if he had one, so he asked him to do it for me when he was looking for the Pope." ”
"What's the reason for this?" I had a headache, "Are you doing everything you do to make a girl--it sucks!" ”
Little Luca was already smiling and ready to pick up the rabbit leg from Asa, but Asa suddenly retracted his hand.
"Hey, I approved you to eat that rabbit leg just now, but I didn't approve of it below~" Asa continued to laugh evilly.
“……”
"So, obediently bow your head and call me big brother~ and then say, 'I'm sorry, I was wrong during the day', brother, I can give you food~"
"Asa! Excessively! I frowned, knowing that Asa was trying to tease little Luca, but I still felt that he had bullied him too much.
"Excessive? She's going to kill me during the day. Asa pouted deliberately.
"Luca, don't listen to him," I pulled little Luca down, "Sister will help you force him to agree." ”
"Huh? Then Miss Sakura, unless you let me kiss it, I won't agree to kill me~"
"You!"
"Hehe, no matter how big or small, I have to earn~" Asa showed a squinting expression again.
“……”
They stared at each other and were silent for a moment.
"Forget it, sister! Luca: I don't eat it. Little Luca said angrily, "I can't even help this ** - Luca, I'm so naïve!" You're just helping Luca, I'm coming over, and I'm not going to eat. ”
Glancing longingly at the roast rabbit again, little Luca turned her head sharply.
This kid's serious look really looks like Lacey.
"Asa!" I glared at Asa.
"Forget it, come and eat." Asa finally stopped smiling evilly, "You will call me brother in the future~ Also, in exchange, you have to answer me a few questions honestly." “
Little Luca turned around in surprise, snatched the rabbit meat from Assa, and hurriedly stuffed it into her mouth, "Okay! Priests don't lie—what's to ask? ”
This kid is so cute.
I smiled and took the food from Asa.
"I always feel that what you say is not true," Asa asked, "are you really on a pilgrimage?" - And how did you get here? ”
"You don't believe it? Luca: I started the tour when I was ten years old, and it will be a year in four days~" Little Luca's mouth was stuffed with meat, and she muttered, "Do you think Luca is young?" Luca, I got my apprenticeship at the age of nine~"
"Didn't you say this, isn't it a general pilgrimage? How do you fly around? It happened to run into us -- what a coincidence. ”
"Luca, how did I know you were here? Ah~ I want to drink soup! Thank you! The pilgrimage is to walk on the mainland to help people in need, but Luca and I just hold Elise and she will take Luca me to where I am needed! ”
"......" Asa and I looked at her strangely.
"It's really~!" Seeing that we didn't believe us, little Luca picked up Elise and said, "I took Elise and prayed, and asked her to take me where I was needed, and then I just shouted to Biki Luna and flew there." ”
"Random teleportation magic?! It's too nonsense! Asa stood up in surprise, "You've been to places you didn't even know!" You're not afraid that it will take you directly to the crater or the bottom of the sea! ”
"Not really." Little Luca smiled, "I go to places where Luca needs me - mostly to help the merchants chase away the wolves, take the lost children home and so on." ”
“! What's the big deal?! I asked with Asa.
"It's not like I've been to the demon lair once or twice, well~ Luca, I'll do the math - Luca, I've killed seven demons, saved five villages, and defeated three thieves~"
"Seven demons!" I exclaimed, "Little Luca, you're amazing!" ”
"Hehe~Elise is also busy a lot~" Little Luca scratched her head a little embarrassed.
"How is this possible? I've never heard of Bikiruna having this kind of directivity - a mere Templar gun can really help you fight demons? Asa suddenly noticed something and stared at the gun, "—where did you get the gun?" ”
"I picked it from the Templar arsenal when I became a cadet?!"
"Ordinary weapons? ――Can you see your gun?
"Well...... Luca pressed her forehead to the spear and thought for a moment, "Elise said no. ”
"You can talk to a gun?! It's so abnormal! There is definitely something wrong with this gun! - Can it really speak? ”
"Hmmm! Elise said she hated you, brother. ”
"How can an ordinary priest gun do this? No way! Unless it's the Holy Spirit attached to it, right? If you don't want me to study it, forget it - then you don't know why you're here today? ”
"Well, that's why I saw you bullying my sister when I landed, so-"
"Oh, since Elise brought you here - maybe it's no coincidence that you bumped into us halfway." Asa served little Luca another soup, "Maybe it means that you and Sister Sakura need help—can you come with us to the ruins tomorrow?" ”
"Hmmm! Yes! Another piece of meat! ”
End of Chapter 10...