Chapter 3 Counterattack on the Scholars
After eating at noon, Ye Yunxi secretly climbed over the wall and slipped out of the school, and the main gate at noon was not for students to enter and exit, unless there was a leave note. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Fortunately, the walls of the school are not very high, and you can easily climb over them!
In other words, the school food is so bad that in her eyes it is no different from what she eats for pigs! It seems that I can only sneak out to find some game to wrap around. She decided to make a fire and bake something to eat! After a while, Ye Yunxi came to a deserted land at the foot of the mountain, she looked around, well, there are no weeds and weeds here, it is not so easy to cause a fire if you start a fire, first pick up some dry firewood and burn the fire.
Fortunately, there are still a lot of dry materials at the foot of the mountain, and after a while, Ye Yunxi picked up a lot of dry materials. Well, if you have firewood, what should you get to bake? When she looked around, she could see either sorghum or cassava sweet potatoes, and it seemed that only sweet potatoes could be roasted this season. But baked sweet potatoes are not her passion, and she doesn't plan to bake them. What exactly do you want to eat?
She was in a dilemma for a while. She has no tools on her, no birds in the sky can catch them, and no rats on the ground can catch them! Just as she was frustrated, a white velvet thing flew in front of her eyes, so fast that she didn't have time to see what it was!
Hey, what's that? Ye Yunxi curiously chased in the direction where the thing disappeared. Strange, why did it suddenly disappear? Ye Yunxi chased for a mile and didn't see what it was, so he couldn't help muttering to himself.
"Wow, it looks like there's game?" Just when Ye Yunxi was about to turn back, she suddenly saw a handful of bright feathers in the grass in front of her, and when she ran closer, it turned out to be a seriously injured and dying pheasant, and the size was not small!
"Wowhaha, God, you're so nice. Seeing that I had suffered so much, he sent a chicken to compensate me. Although you are always a little polite, but this gift, I like it, then I will laugh at it! Ye Yunxi, who was overjoyed, picked up the pheasant with a smile and happily turned back to make a fire to roast the chicken!
"God? What's that? This seat is not God, but your poor compassion has helped you! A white figure in the dark silently said something in his heart.
Ye Yunxi, who returned to the original place, quickly got the hay with his hands and feet, took out the matches and lit the fire, and the fire became strong in a moment. Ye Yunxi, who was next to him, was warm, and his whole body was warm, which was called a comfort. If you don't have the tools to pluck the chicken feathers and roast them directly, it's definitely not delicious, so it's better to make the legendary flower chicken.
Ye Yunxi first found a few large clods of soil, erected them into a hollow soil bag, and then swept all the firewood into it and burned it. Then find a mountain spring water, mix the mud into a wet clay shape, paint the whole body of the chicken, and when the clods of soil are burned red, stuff the chicken into the belly of the soil bag to collapse the soil bag, and then sprinkle fine mud powder on it, and fill the soil bag impermeable for more than half an hour, and the flower chicken is stewed.
After the chicken was roasted, Ye Yunxi ate a chicken leg and wings and was almost full, and she found a big leaf to wrap it and prepare to take it home to her family to try! After eating and drinking enough to warm up, she stretched her waist in a good mood, wiped her mouth clean and got up to go back to school!
In the afternoon, there is a math class. It was more than enough for her to cope with such a course after graduating from a serious undergraduate university, but her grades were very poor in the early middle of the last century, so the teachers had a very bad impression of her. Ye Yunxi didn't care much about her grades, but if she mixed too badly in school, she was the one who suffered, so it was better to take classes seriously and change the teachers' bad impression of her!
In the afternoon math class, a male teacher with gold-rimmed glasses and a rigid and rigid teacher came into the classroom with a textbook. After a while, he took a chalk brush and wrote a few math questions on the blackboard. When you're done, put your hands on the lectern. "Students, do any of you come up to answer these questions?" Ye Yunxi fixed his eyes and looked at the list of questions, as follows:
1. The school wants to hold a rope skipping competition, and the students are actively practicing, student A jumps 180 times in time, and student B can jump 240 times, and it is known that A jumps 5 less than B per minute, answer: how many jumps per person per minute
2. A and B two engineering teams jointly complete a project, B team first alone construction 1 day, and then by the two teams to complete the whole project in 2 days, it is known that the number of days required for team A to complete the project alone is 2/3 of the number of days required for team B to complete alone, A: how many days do team A and B need to complete alone
3. Students of a certain school carried out rapid marching training, and it was expected that the 60km distance would arrive at 5 p.m., but in fact, due to the speed of speeding up by 1/5, the result arrived at 4 p.m., answer: the speed of the original planned march
"Students, which of you came up to answer this question?" The math teacher asked several times, but no one stood up to answer. Seeing that no one dared to come up and answer, the teacher's brows couldn't help but wrinkle. None of these rubbish are angry!
"Teacher, I'll go up and answer the question!" Just as the math teacher's brows were getting tighter and tighter, a pleasant mezzo-sozzo voice sounded! As soon as the teacher saw Ye Yunxi standing up, his brows furrowed even tighter, and he could almost kill a fly. This student usually doesn't pass the exam once, can she answer such a question? In his opinion, Ye Yunxi was purely causing chaos.
"Ye Yunxi, sit down, you don't have to do these questions!" The teacher's somewhat displeased order arrived!
Shrimp? Teacher, what do you mean? I'm sure I'm not going to do it, am I? I'm going to show you! Ye Yunxi, who wanted to be a blockbuster, did not listen to the teacher's words this time, but walked straight to the podium, picked up the chalk in the box and neatly wrote down the correct answer under the answer.
Seeing Ye Yunxi's actions, the teacher was annoyed and angry at first. A student dares to openly challenge his authority, where does this make him lose face?
Just as she was about to hit her with a ruler if she couldn't type the question, she was shocked by the words and answers she wrote, and her eyes almost fell out of her sockets. Is this the word written by Ye Yunxi, is it the answer question? Why is it so neat? So right? If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that these words and answers were written by Ye Yunxi.
After answering the question, Ye Yunxi returned to his seat. The mouths of the whole class are even more open O-shaped! Six, six, six, it's amazing my sister, this Ye Yunxi not only became a heroine but also a scholar overnight?
How can they not be shocked? This time, Ye Yunxi became a legend in their eyes! When school was out in the evening, Ye Yunxi packed up her textbooks and was about to pick up her schoolbag and go home with her sister, but was stopped by her Chinese teacher Ye Xinhua
"Ye Yunxi, you stay first." Ye Yunxi didn't know what the teacher had left her to do, so she could only let Ye Linghan go home first. "You answered these questions all by yourself?" The Chinese teacher opened a homework book and threw it in front of her to show her, and she picked up the homework book and flipped through it, it was her own homework, yes!
"Teacher, I did it" "Are you sure"?" Hmm" "You panic" After the Chinese teacher finished speaking, he took another homework book and handed it to Ye Yunxi. "This is your previous homework book, and you don't necessarily get one of the ten questions right, and you dare to lie that you did it yourself? Say, let someone do it for you?
"I know you won't believe it! She silently took out the exercise book, filled in all the questions and answers in front of him with the homework she hadn't done before, and then handed it to him. Ye Yunxi thought badly in his heart! Sure enough, Ye Xinhua was also stunned after reading it! Is this genius in front of him still his usually stupid student?
"Teacher, can I go home?" Just when he was immersed in the shock that Ye Yunxi brought to him and didn't digest it, he stood there stupidly, Ye Yunxi asked him a question! She looked at the sky outside and saw that it was almost dark, and after a while she had to walk the mountain road by herself, she couldn't help but secretly cry bitter.