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That's right! The author is here to teach you some things that no one will ask in your life, but occasionally someone will ask about the funny knowledge that is forced to be instantaneous when you say it!

Now, you've heard of World of Warcraft.

Once, there was an assassin thief named Brother Chun in the World of Warcraft in the Celestial Empire. When the little red dragon was brushed in the nest of the black wings, Brother Chun brought a Dark Moon Void card, the effect of the card is a 10% chance of being killed and a chance to be resurrected with full blood, and after the little red dragon dropped Brother Chun in seconds, Brother Chun relied on the card to resurrect with full blood and buff to continue to explode the chrysanthemum of the little red dragon! Then the little red dragon dropped Brother Chun in seconds again! Then Brother Chun relied on the card again, miraculously got up again full of blood and buffs, and continued to explode the chrysanthemum of the little red dragon! It was with the chance of miraculously using the card that it was repeated again and again, and the little red dragon's chrysanthemum finally couldn't hold on and fell!

And in the post-war damage statistics, it shows that Brother Chun ranks first!

Since then, the name of Chun Gewei has been widely spread! Everybody's exploding. When Ju is in the past, he can't help but shout Brother Chun, pure masters! Even when he was about to be heroically righteous, he would shout that Brother Xinchun had eternal life!

So,That's the real origin.,And then Supergirl and the like just fell into bad luck and were planted.。。。

But when Brother Chun made the pose of Jesus, you felt it! The surging vibration energy! Feel it! Your own HP slot is full! Feel it!

That's right, this is the legendary Uchun technique of faith! This skill uses extremely expensive domineering and excavator technology can! After using this skill, you need to maintain the savior position for half an hour! You can only use it once a quarter!

Wait for a quarter!?? Charged quarterly or !!

After activation, it will be resurrected with full health and buffs on the spot! Worship Brother Chun!

I saw Camelsky's front hooves facing the sky in a savior pose! Countless alpacas fluttering in the wind! An angelic halo appeared on its head! Behind it, the faces of Brother Chun and his men slowly emerged! The chrysanthemum-colored energy fluttered along with its movements, swaying across the entire coast!

In her ears, there were countless llamas' intimate calls, and in this huge sound effect like heaven, Xuanxuan stood up in a trance in Palicio's surprised eyes, and Parisio hugged her in surprise.

"Well, how are you going to destroy this scroll?" Looking at the moon egg in the sky, Geng's expression was still twitching.

"Presumably, using magic." As Geng spoke, Parisio glanced at her vigilantly, because, although the other party can kill us at any time, it cannot be ruled out that the other party has falsified information.

"Magical means..." Geng's expression was still twitching: "Aren't you planning to go to Hartz Mountain to find those old and immortal witches?" ”

“。。。 Yes. ”

"Far away." Geng looked to the north: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else, because this is Ren's last wish." She thought for a while: "It's too far away, it's not clear who will continue to chase you on the road, and it's not very convenient for me to follow you." Well, don't take the road, it's too easy to spot along the road. You go northeast from here, not too far from the big city to sneeze, sneeze and take the Bobei Ring Train to the northernmost point to freeze to death and get off the bus, and then continue to the border, this is the shortest route that can consume time at present. ”

“。。。 Big city sneezing!! The northernmost one freezes to death, and you don't pay for it!! The author's brain cells were eaten by dogs!! ”

"Well, bo. The third largest city in the empire, the capital of the arts, sneezed. ”

"Also the capital of art!! Also the capital of art!! ”

"Freezing to death is not worth your life, the northernmost small city, the Bobei Ring Train is a train that circles the north of the empire." Parisio explained earnestly.

"You see, you see, labor and management said that this road is too far, it must not be able to write, it must be boring, and a thousand years have passed. . . ."

"The bones are all rotten !! Nima" Parisio lowered his head, then cautiously raised his head and looked at Geng: "Why, why did you suddenly want to help us?" ”

"Why?" Geng looked at the moon egg, and felt that his expression finally calmed down: "Probably thank you for the flowers you offered to his sister... ”

On the road in the distance, there was the sound of horses' hooves, and I saw a group of seven people riding horses galloping along the road! Everyone with the same action is in pain, holding the reins with their right hand and covering the chrysanthemum with their left hand!

They ran past Parisio and Hyop Skigg!

The person who hit the head was shaking his head: "I always say that it is not easy to take advantage of it!" Although Shao Moxiong big ice porridge does not cost money, it does not charge, but it has diarrhea! ”

Nani? You people, do you still have to speak ill of the boss after eating ice porridge for nothing! Labor and management are those who have to be unjust! Hearing them talk about this, Camelsky couldn't help but exclaim, "Bah! Shao Moxiong is a good person! You can't eat and have diarrhea yourself, you can only rely on yourself! Why didn't labor and management pull it! ”

"Phew!" Zhongyuan Yihong stepped on the brake and stopped the horse: "This little brother is wrong, how is our stomach bad?" ”

"You're all in bad heads!! As soon as he hit the brakes, he stopped the horse!! ”

Although the chrysanthemum pulled by Zhongyuan was very painful, his left hand still protected the chrysanthemum, but he still said smugly: "This is not an ordinary horse!" This is the wooden ox flowing horse invented by the famous Mr. Zhuge Kongming during the Three Kingdoms period! I named my love ride Zida! So it comes with brakes and throttle devices! He tugged at the reins and turned the horse's ass to Camelsky: "Look! There are also large displacement exhaust pipes! ”

I saw that the chrysanthemum part of the horse had four exhaust pipes sticking out! What a model of luxury cars! At a glance, you can see how much oil is burned! How rich and rich can this be!

No, no, it's a horse, it's a horse, it's a horse!

Geng's expression twitched, and Parisio Xuanxuan's expression twitched as well.

"Big brother, big brother, big brother." Zhongyuan Yicheng pulled the corner of Zhongyuan's red clothes, and pulled out the wanted notice to show him: "This, this guy who talked to you, isn't it Huosky." ”

"Huh?" Zhongyuan Yihong took the wanted warrant, compared it, he looked back and forth a few times: "Hello, the first time we met, in the Lower Central Plains, I dare to ask the eldest brother, where does the big name come from, where does the name of Xianshan Hefangdongfu law number, what is the official residence, how many grades of undergraduates, graduate students or doctoral students, how to get married?" ”

“。。。 Big brother, you're asking too much!! I was still asking at the beginning of the next Olympics, and it was wrong to ask!! ”

Camelsky's face flushed: "Labor and management are not married yet." ”

A little red saddle in the Central Plains fell off the horse! Pull up a dog's tail grass on the spot! Slowly walked to the camelsky and knelt down on one knee!

I saw a little orange, a little yellow, a little green, a little blue, a little indigo, a little purple, and collectively shouted: "Together!" Together!! Together!!! ”

Parisio Xuanxuan and Geng's expressions twitched even more: "This... What kind of plot development is this!! ”

Huosky's face was shy, his face was flushed, but he couldn't move for half an hour when he had just performed the Yuchun technique of faith.

"Red wool, aren't you a male camel!!"

Camelsky said shyly, "I do." ”

Nakahara Little Red grabbed Camelsky's hooves and picked it up! Background music came from behind him: "Let's get married!" Let's get married! Let go of all the boisterous pompousness! Since then, I have been with me on a journey to the end of the world! ”

Parisio Xuanxuan and Geng's expressions twitched incomparably, and they folded their hands: "I wish you sex. Good fortune. ”

A little orange, a little yellow, a little green, a little blue, a little indigo, a little purple, all kinds of sprinkled flowers and spray ribbons, a little red in the Central Plains slowly got on the horse with a camel, saying that it was too late and that was fast! I saw that a little red luck dantian in the Central Plains snapped a few times: "Chrysanthemum point acupuncture hand!" "Instantly sealed all of Camelsky's acupoints!

As soon as he pulled the reins, the horse neighed! He stepped on the accelerator as soon as he stepped on it! "Comrades! Let's get out of poverty! Let's go get the black market bounty!! ”

There is no way to restore the expressions of Parisio Xuan Xuan and Geng!! "Daddy!! ”

I saw that the Central Plains was a little red, and the accelerator was stuffy to the end, and the horse rushed out with a swish! A little orange in the Central Plains, a little yellow, a little green, a little blue, a little indigo, a little purple, hurry up and drive the horse to catch up! At this time, the singing voice of Hussky in the distance was melodious: "It turns out that love hurts so much... ”

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