Chapter 36: We All Love to Laugh
Two days later, Xu Jinxuan took Zheng Kong's assistant to the recording site of Mango Channel, Xu Jinxuan didn't want an assistant, but Zheng Kong had to ask Xu Jinxuan to bring an assistant, this assistant was specially invited by Zheng Kong, a female special forces soldier who had just retired, Zheng Kong gave her a salary of 20,000 yuan a month, and promised a series of preferential conditions before being invited. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Zheng Kong was so thoughtful, Xu Jinxuan couldn't refuse, so she took it.
came to Mango Terrace, and Xu Jinxuan, one of the hosts of Mango Terrace, Zheng Tianding, came out to receive her.
Zheng Tianding, known as the ageless male god, has been in Mango Terrace for decades, and his appearance has not changed much from when he was young to get such a title.
Zheng Tianding's host resume is also extremely rich, he has hosted many ace programs, and is one of the pillars of Mango Channel.
Zheng Tian will definitely be able to come out to greet Xu Jinxuan in person, and you can also see Mango Terrace's attitude towards Xu Jinxuan.
"Teacher Zheng is still bothering you to come out and pick me up in person." Zheng Tianding is a first-line star, and he can come out to greet Xu Jinxuan in person, Xu Jinxuan still feels flattered.
"What's this, I've admired your Xu Jinxuan's name for a long time, the legendary top student in the college entrance examination, I have long wanted to see what it looks like." Zheng Tianding said amiably.
"Then now that Mr. Zheng has seen it, is it three heads and six arms?" Xu Jinxuan quipped.
"I didn't see three heads and six arms, but I saw a big beauty." Zheng Tianding also laughed.
"Thank you, Mr. Zheng, for the compliment." Xu Jinxuan said happily.
"I'm telling the truth, if you hadn't offended the royal family, based on your appearance, you would be much easier to mix in the entertainment industry than others." Zheng Tianding shook his head, indicating that he was not saying flattering words, but telling the truth.
"I can't do anything about offending the royal family, who made me Xu Jinxuan." Xu Jinxuan smiled faintly, not taking offending the royal family in the slightest.
"Domineering enough, you will go far in the future." Zheng Tianding laughed and praised.
The two exchanged a few polite words, and Zheng Tianding took Xu Jinxuan to the recording venue of "We All Love to Laugh".
"It's not that I'm not the host of this show, I'm just taking you to get acquainted with it, "We All Love to Laugh" is an indoor comedy show, just started the MC is a little nervous, you have a lot of bearing, in order to ensure that the laughter is made, we only go through the process once, and the broadcast starts on time at half past eight in the evening...... "Zheng Tianding told Xu Jinxuan everything again, and then handed Xu Jinxuan's script to Xu Jinxuan.
"This is your script, you take a look, because this scene is just a guest, you still have a lot of scenes, the opening is smiling and slippery, you need to perform on a 25-degree inclined stage, you must wear pants and not skirts, because it is easy to walk away. And it's also very physically exhausting to laugh and slippery, so I advise you to be sure to eat well before you play. There are three comedies behind the love of laughter and slippery, and you have a role in one of them, and there are still a lot of lines, which you need to memorize. After this, there is a laughing mirror house, and there is a tricky show in this, because the tricky trick may be a bit big when it just starts, you have to be mentally prepared, of course, it won't be too much, you have an exit performance behind the laughing mirror house, and then your role will end. After Zheng Tianding handed Xu Jinxuan the script, he began to explain to Xu Jinxuan on behalf of the on-site director.
"Okay, I know, I'll memorize the script as soon as possible." Xu Jinxuan nodded to indicate that she understood.
After getting acquainted with Xu Jinxuan, Zheng Tianding left, as the host of the house, Zheng Tianding was still very busy.
The resident MCs of "We All Love to Laugh" are all some fifth-tier funny artists, but Xu Jinxuan didn't look down on them, and they got to know them one by one very politely. Multiple friends and multiple roads, multiple enemies and multiple walls, Xu Jinxuan's walls are already so many that she can build a building.
I got the lines right and went through the process briefly, and now I'm waiting for the live broadcast at night.
At half past eight o'clock in the evening, the end of the advertisement began the opening animation, and after the introduction of the opening animation, the picture was received by Xu Jinxuan in the background.
"Hello everyone, I'm Xu Jinxuan." Xu Jinxuan smiled and greeted the camera.
"Xu Jinxuan is our guest at this scene, do you look forward to it!" The live MC began to liven up the atmosphere.
I simply did a few small games and started the first show, which loves to laugh and slippery.
Laughing and slippery will set a plot for the guests, and then create laughter through the 25-degree inclined venue.
The plot set for Xu Jinxuan is in a bar, and Xu Jinxuan deals with all kinds of troubles as a waitress.
Xu Jinxuan's long-term physical fitness is not bad, but on the 25-degree inclined field, Xu Jinxuan will still fall down from time to time and make a lot of jokes.
After the end of the smile, Xu Jinxuan can rest for ten minutes, because there is no Xu Jinxuan in the next show, and the third one is.
Xu Jinxuan was not idle in the past ten minutes, took out the lines and watched them a few times, Xu Jinxuan didn't want to have an embarrassing scene of forgetting the lines during the live broadcast. Ten minutes later, Xu Jinxuan changed into a very cute and neighborly dress and came to the stage.
This sketch in this scene is about: Xu Jinxuan played a sister next door who was liked by three dick silk men, and then the three dick silk men tried every possible way to pursue Xu Jinxuan with all kinds of jokes, but they were politely rejected again and again by Xu Jinxuan's ingenuity.
Because Xu Jinxuan had more lines this time, Xu Jinxuan was still a little nervous, but fortunately, the performance was successfully completed.
After this performance, the next step is the Laughing Mirror House.
In the laughing mirror house, Xu Jinxuan needs to copy the actions made by the other MC.
This is still very difficult for Xu Jinxuan, because the MCs on the scene are all comedians and can do some very embarrassing things to make jokes, but Xu Jinxuan can't do that kind of thing for the sake of her image, so she can only gag to deal with it.
After a pause, I helped read a wave of advertisements, and the Laughing Mirror House began.
Xu Jinxuan changed into a chef's uniform, and this time Xu Jinxuan played a chef apprentice.
Xu Jinxuan's white chef uniform caused screams on the scene as soon as she came on the stage, and the chef's uniform still reflects Xu Jinxuan's bumpy figure, and the white color is very in line with Xu Jinxuan's temperament, so it is not surprising that it caused screams.
On the other side of the field, Xu Jinxuan needed to follow a live male mc who was also a chef in a suit, and he was very eye-catching when he saw Xu Jinxuan enter the arena and screamed, and waited until the audience's cheers disappeared before starting the performance.
The venue for the performance is a kitchen, in the middle of which sits two chefs, with a large cabinet and a board on each side.
The male MC started to perform and walked to the front of his big cabinet, and Xu Jinxuan also walked to the front of the big cabinet on his side according to the gourd painting scoop.
The male MC began to speak: "Ah! I'm thirsty and I want to drink water! Then the male MC took out a small glass of water from the cupboard and drank it.
Xu Jinxuan did so, and also wanted to take out a small water cup from her cabinet, but unfortunately Xu Jinxuan only saw a bucket in her cabinet, and Xu Jinxuan asked stupidly: "Eh, did you put the wrong props?" I don't have a water bottle in here, do I? There is only one big bucket. ”
"That's right, that's your water glass, you need to take it out and take a sip." The male MC reminded Xu Jinxuan with a smile.
"Ahh Xu Jinxuan was a little blindsided at the time, but she was still live broadcasting, so Xu Jinxuan had to reluctantly take the big bucket out and take a sip of water.
"Ahh The male MC saw that Xu Jinxuan drank water, so he went over to help take down the big bucket, and then continued to act.
The male MC took out a small bread from the large cabinet and ate it in one bite.
Xu Jinxuan found only a sea bowl in her cupboard, which was full of rice.
At this time, Xu Jinxuan played a little clever: "I don't have anything here, you can bring me a small bread."
"I've seen all your sea bowls here." At this time, the master sitting in the middle opened his mouth to mend the knife.
The helpless Xu Jinxuan ate a few mouthfuls of rice with tears in her eyes before she passed.
At this time, the master sitting in the middle began to assign tasks: "Apprentice, as a chef, the most important thing is knife skills, you cut me a radish and I'll see it."
The male MC took out a large radish and a kitchen knife from under the board, and Xu Jinxuan took out a large radish and a kitchen knife made of paper from under his board.
The male MC used a kitchen knife to cut the big radish in a few easy clicks.
Xu Jinxuan had no choice but to break the radish into several parts.
After breaking the radish, Xu Jinxuan experienced three seconds of eating watermelon and other tricks, and finally got through it, and Xu Jinxuan was already sweating when she stepped down.
There is nothing left of the final exit show, it is very simple, and there is a small interview backstage, and the person who interviewed Xu Jinxuan is the male mc in the mirror house.
The male MC first said hello politely, and then asked, "Jinxuan, what is your impression of our show?"
Xu Jinxuan looked at the male mc, and with a look on her face, she was embarrassed to ask, and replied through gritted teeth: "Not good."
"Why not?" The male MC continued to ask shamelessly.
"Then you might have to ask the big bucket, the big bowl, the big watermelon, they went." Xu Jinxuan told all the sins she had suffered.
"Would you come again if we invited you?" The male MC asked the last question.
"Probably not, no, absolutely not!" Xu Jinxuan said firmly.
After the interview, Xu Jinxuan's guest tour of the show this time is over.
In the evening, Mango Station invited Xu Jinxuan to have a meal, and settled the expenses to Xu Jinxuan, and Xu Jinxuan also briefly met several hosts of Mango Station at the dinner table.
Leaving from the dinner, Xu Jinxuan rushed to the airport and flew to BJ City, tomorrow is the opening ceremony of "Du Lala's Promotion", and Xu Jinxuan is going to be busy again.