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I'm scared to death!

Wang Yang was still scared for a while, if he hadn't run fast just now and was recognized by the empty real person, he would probably have turned into dust for the next three days.

Riding a car all the way home, he can only have a sense of security by Liu Gehan's side now.

When he went home and entered the door, Liu Gehan was actually watching TV, but when he found that Wang Yang came in, a cold gaze looked over, and his whole face was ugly and scary.

"Hey, how did I get home?" Wang Yang just walked into the door with one foot, but when he saw Liu Gehan's face, although he didn't know what was going on, he also knew that it was definitely not a good thing, so he quickly took back the foot that he walked in and said, "I'm really confused, I should still be running a car outside now, hehehe!" ”

"You come in for me!" Liu Gehan's voice was cold, and he had a piercing feeling when he listened to it.

Wang Yang coughed and moved in from outside, but when he found that Liu Gehan was watching TV, he quickly praised: "Oh, I'm watching TV, I didn't teach you to learn it, it's really smart." Look at you, not only are you good-looking, but you are really smart, you really look like an excellent class cadre of a good student, hehehe! ”

Liu Ge glanced at Wang Yang coldly and said, "You can also come and watch with me!" ”

"Really?" Wang Yang thought that what Liu Gehan said was true, and really leaned over to sit on the sofa, but he found that the TV was showing advertisements for women's underwear, and the advertising slogans shouted loudly: "Tingmei, make you quite beautiful and beautiful!" ”

"That's what you call blindfolds?" Liu Gehan's voice was the same as a knife.

"Hehehe, this ...... How can you say it......" Wang Yang felt that his brain was a little insufficient, and said: "This mortal world is relatively rich in products, so it is normal to have two things that are more similar. For example, you can say this remote control, you see that this is a TV remote control, and this is the air conditioning remote control, do they look very similar, but the functions are completely different! ”

"Wang Yang!!" Liu Gehan's voice suddenly raised by three points, and said, "You think I'm stupid, don't you?" ”

Wang Yang couldn't hide it anymore when he heard it, and said: "I was wrong, I didn't mean to lie to you on purpose, but you also know the situation last night, if I admit that I peeked at you, you will go out on the spot, and your chest is indeed too ......."

Saying that, Wang Yang secretly aimed at Liu Gehan's chest, and found that the two bulges were gone, and said in surprise: "You have learned how to wear it?" ”

I saw Liu Gehan take a deep breath, and the whole person was in a state of anger, and his hands were clenched into fists as if he was going to deal a devastating blow to Wang Yang.

"Don't don't, I'll tell you a big thing!" Wang Yang hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Didn't I receive another order from the fairy world today, I almost couldn't get down after I went up, let me tell you!" ”

When Liu Gehan heard this, his anger froze significantly, and he said, "What's the matter? ”

Wang Yang told her about meeting an ugly Taoist friend and participating in the birthday banquet of the empty real person, and was almost recognized by the empty real person, and said: "Fortunately, I was witty and ran away at the critical moment, otherwise I would have contributed to the urban pollution in the next three days!" ”

"What do you mean?" Liu Gehan didn't quite understand.

"Bombarded into slag, and then turned into PM2.5 polluted air!" Wang Yang explained.

Liu Gehan obviously still didn't understand, but she understood one thing, and said, "Why don't you use the thunder to kill you?" ”

"Do you have a little conscience?" Wang Yang was very dissatisfied and said, "I was bombed to death, is it any good for you?" ”

"I'll be happier!" Liu Gehan didn't even hesitate and said.

"You...... Well, you're ruthless! Wang Yang said helplessly: "I was bombarded to death, you will stay in the mortal world for the rest of your life, you will stay in the mortal world forever and become an old woman!" ”

"I'm not going to get old, and I'm not going to be ugly!" Liu Gehan even said with a little pride.

"You...... Okay, good, you're amazing, okay! Wang Yang really didn't know what to say, and said, "You didn't eat at noon, I'll make you something to eat, I was scared just now, I almost forgot to eat." ”

"I don't need to eat," Liu Gehan said, "but I want to taste the taste of mortal dishes." ”

Wang Yang got up, rolled his eyes at Liu Gehan with his back, and muttered: "Why is it so difficult to serve, everything!" ”

"What did you say?" Liu Gehan's voice became cold again, and he said, "You think I can't hear it, do you?" ”

"Hehehe-" Wang Yang turned his head and showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and ran to the kitchen to cook.

Half an hour later, Wang Yang brought the food to the table. It's all very simple home-cooked dishes, a scrambled egg with tomato, and a shredded pork with green pepper.

"Miss, you can move over for dinner!" Wang Yang sat at the dining table and shouted.

Liu Gehan walked over at this time, looked at the two dishes on the table, then looked at Wang Yang, and said, "This is what you made?" ”

"Don't worry, it's not poisonous!" Wang Yang didn't pay much attention to Liu Gehan, he directly picked up the chopsticks and started eating, he was also hungry.

Liu Gehan saw that Wang Yang ate very fragrantly, and also took a piece of egg to taste, and unexpectedly felt that it was very delicious, and his expression became a little brighter. Then he took another piece of meat and chewed it carefully, and then he drooled and his cheeks flushed.

Wang Yang looked at Liu Gehan sticking out his tongue slightly, and kept fanning the wind with his hands, and suddenly felt very cute, no different from the girls in the mortal world, and then gave her a glass of water and said, "It seems that you immortals don't like to eat chili peppers very much!" ”

"What is this, why is it so unpalatable?" Liu Gehan still felt very spicy after drinking a glass of water.

"This thing is called Chili, you fairy world...... You shouldn't have it in the fairy world, after all, it was imported from abroad. Wang Yang said and picked up one and put it in his mouth, saying, "Actually, it's delicious, it's good if you get used to it!" ”

Liu Gehan pointed to the tomato scrambled eggs and said, "I'll still eat this, it's still delicious!" ”

Wang Yang shrugged his shoulders and motioned for her to be casual.

"Oh yes!" Liu Gehan pointed to the TV and said: "This is the first part of Huanzhu Gege, isn't she a maid, how can she become a queen!" ”

What maid queen? What does this have to do with Huanzhu Gege, is there still such a plot in Huanzhu Gege?

Wang Yang looked at it sweetly, and directly spit out the rice with a snort.

is another TV series performed by Bingbing, and it has nothing to do with Huanzhu Gege at all.

"Hahaha, cough-" Wang Yang laughed, and tears of laughter came out.

Liu Gehan's expression was ugly, looking at Wang Yang as if he was about to explode at any time.

"Ding Dong-" Wang Yang's mobile phone suddenly rang, and Wang Yang's laughter stopped abruptly, just the ringtone that Wang Yang specially set for the taxi software.

What's going on again?