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"It's all my fault? Okay, Lu Dashao, you can really do it, since you Lu Dashao said so, then you won't eat the dishes I cook in the future, and the province will put you two to death! ”
Looking at Lu Zhiqiang, who was almost "confused" and was still blaming himself, Qin Angel pursed his lips vigorously, and said to this guy angrily, It's all like this, you still want to eat, and you blame me for pulling you out? I really should have killed you, I said, you two are so able to eat, you won't starve to death in your last life, right?
In fact, it is no wonder that Lu Zhiqiang, the number one young man in the capital, is so unbearable, Qin Tian knows that the things he eats and drinks now are all bought from the system's shopping mall, compared with the things sold on the market now, it is definitely natural, pollution-free, and proper green food, and whether it is from taste or nutrition, or even from other places, it will kill dozens of times the similar things sold on the market now.
With these "top-notch" ingredients, not to mention Qin Tian, a grandmaster-level chef, he can personally do it, even if he finds someone who can't cook, he can use these things to kill those so-called five-star chefs in seconds.
Top ingredients, coupled with Qin Tian, a grandmaster-level chef, carefully concocted, Lu Zhiqiang and Xiao Xin, this guy who has only eaten a few times, of course can't resist, this can make people swallow the delicacy of their tongues.
"Hehe, Qin Tian, ah no, Brother Qin, Uncle Qin, what did I just say? I just praised your old man's superb cooking skills, properly sweeping the five oceans and seven continents, you don't know, my little brother's admiration for you, like the surging river, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control......"
Hearing Qin Tian say this, Lu Zhiqiang, who was lying there half-dead, suddenly became energetic. Qin Tian, a cautious bastard, this is to deprive him of a good life for the rest of his life, this can be done, Lu Zhiqiang, who sensed that something was wrong, quickly supported his body with his arms, poked his head slightly from the middle of the car seat, and slapped Qin Tian with a flattering expression.
"Ouch, this Lu Dashao really deserves to be the first young man in the capital, this is the words that come out, and the sycophants that are filmed. It's just extraordinary, why do I feel a little dizzy? Come on, Lu Dashao, continue, don't stop, if you really stunned me, then you will have another good mouth at noon today, as long as you can still eat, I guarantee that this meal is your life. The most delicious meal I've ever had.
If you don't get home, then I'm sorry, we cautious bastard boys, I'm going to give you some little shoes to wear. Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just a little trick to sneak into the taste of the two of you, so that whatever you eat, it feels like you're chewing wax. Or change your sense of taste, the sour ones make you sweet, and the bitter ones become spicy in your mouth. Of course, if you are a little more ruthless, you can also turn the stinky bar into fragrant.
Tsk, a Lu Dashao who likes to eat things that smell like a rotting corpse all day long, thinking about it like this, it's quite emotional, what do you say, my Lu Dashao? ”
Looking at Lu Zhiqiang, who had a flattering expression and was slapping himself wildly, Qin Tian stared at him with a smile on his face, and deliberately said to Lu Zhiqiang in a gloomy and very ill-intentioned tone.
"it! Qin Tian, do you want to play so hard! ”
Hearing Qin Tian's threat, Lu Zhiqiang didn't pretend to be dead, the whole person was full of energy, his legs were not bent, like a zombie, he jumped straight up from the chair, his eyes were round, and he grabbed Qin Tian's shoulders in front of him with both hands, and his voice was like a crow in the dark night, and he directly changed his tone.
Although what Qin Tian said was quite mysterious, Lu Zhiqiang had no doubt that he had the ability to make his sense of taste problematic, Qin Tian could be reborn with a broken limb, change a little taste or something, it was definitely an easy and effortless thing, thinking of the kind of Qin Tian that Qin Tian said, Lu Zhiqiang's hairs stood up, although it was summer, but Lu Zhiqiang had a feeling of being naked to the North Pole.
"Oops, that's no way, who called us a cautious-eyed bastard, since we're all cautious-eyed bastards, then why can't I play harder, bigger?"
Qin Tian looked at Lu Zhiqiang's face from the rearview mirror and instantly turned pale, more vampire than the kind of vampire he played on TV, Qin Tian swept the dust on his sleeve that did not contain zài, sat there with an old god on his face, and continued to say to Lu Zhiqiang with a smile, and now Qin Tian looked at Lu Zhiqiang's gaze, there was a different kind of "interest", and he seemed to be looking forward to seeing the scene in the future.
"Hey, don't mind, at first glance, it is handsome and chic, graceful, the jade tree is in the wind, a pear flower presses the begonia, the demeanor is better than Pan An, there is no shadow, there is no trace, the people in the rivers and lakes call the Central Plains a little red with a gust of wind, popular with thousands of girls, improve the social atmosphere, the embodiment of courage and hope, and the second meaning of happiness.
Tall and mighty when walking, wise and martial when thinking, looking at the action is a generation of gentlemen, looking at the smile and politeness, at a glance it is loved by people, flowers blooming, cars are seen in cars, coffins to be flipped, tapes to be taped, peerless handsome little white dragons, flower thieves little bees, boys' version of Gone with the Wind, Qin Tian, who is known as the world's first handsome in the legend, Qin Tian, big brother, how can he bear to be so ruthless to his little brother? ”
Originally, Qin Tian just wanted to see Lu Zhiqiang's jokes, and then use this to make fun of him, but the series of "compliments" that Lu Zhiqiang opened his mouth immediately stunned Qin Tian, not only him, but even Xiao Mei and Du Xiaoying, who were sitting next to him, all looked at him dumbfounded, and they were still crackling there, it had been five minutes, and Lu Zhiqiang, who didn't stop his mouth, couldn't come back to his senses.
"You cow! You're awesome! I'm really convinced by you now, and I'm still convinced by oral and takeaway admiration, tsk, it's worthy of Lu Dashao, this language skills are good, this snap, more than five minutes have passed, you didn't give me a repeat, I don't accept you. ”
Qin Tian opened his mouth, and after being stunned for a while, he came to his senses, put his thumb under Lu Zhiqiang's nose, and said with some tears and laughter to the proud Lu Zhiqiang.
"Ahaha...... What's this?,It's a little meaning.,It's completely a small thing.,You have to know my highest record.,But I slapped my old man's ass.,For more than half an hour.,I've been stunning.,At that time,I still don't repeat.。 ”
Hearing Qin Tian's "compliment", Lu Zhiqiang grinned on the side, touched the back of his head, and said very "modestly".
Qin Tian......
Xiao Mei......
Du Xiaoying......
"Hmph, it's really rare and weird, my young master's ability is greater, Qin Tian, even if you ride a horse, it's difficult to catch up, uh, although Qin Tian's cooking skills are a little better than my young master, but my young master is definitely more than his dozens of galactic distances in other aspects, hum ......"
Looking at Qin Tian and the three of them in a stunned manner, Xiao Xin, who continued to pretend to be a "dead corpse" on the side, couldn't help but open her closed eyes, glanced at Qin Tian contemptuously, and after expressing her inner disdain, she closed it again, kept touching her stomach, and digested it before cooking.
Qin Tian, the bastard, said that he would cook another delicious meal later, although Qin Tian's character is not good, stingy, despicable, selfish, greedy, insidious, treacherous, ferocious, cruel, cunning, and destructive...... But his cooking skills are really good, and what he says is basically fulfilled.
And he also wants to show xiàn in front of his future father-in-law, this meal at noon, he will definitely not be perfunctory, at least, it will not be worse than the previous two meals, woo, there is delicious food again, so much looking forward to it, so looking forward to it!
Xiao Xin reclined on the chair, while constantly rubbing her stomach to help her stomach digest, while constantly guessing in her mind about the food that Qin Tian was going to make at noon today, thinking, thinking, Xiao Xin felt that her stomach was already bulging, like that of a pregnant woman for seven or eight months, as if she was hungry again.
"These two foodies......"
From the rearview mirror, seeing Lu Zhiqiang and Xiaoxin who were moving neatly and uniformly, rubbing their stomachs uniformly, Qin Tian said with black lines on his head, for the two of them, Qin Tian said that he was really helpless.
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"You came just in time, help me carry the two big jars inside, by the way, you can find two more stretchers by the way, call a few people, and carry the two 'pregnant women' inside for me."
Under the guidance of Du Xiaoying, Qin Tian and the others spent more than an hour, and finally came to a villa where her father usually lived, looking at Zhao Weiguo, who had already lined up to welcome him at the door, Qin Tian opened the trunk very unceremoniously, pointed to a few conspicuous large wine jars among the pile of things, and commanded Zhao Weiguo.
As soon as Qin Tian finished speaking, he remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something, patted his head gently, turned his head and pointed to Lu Zhiqiang and Xiao Xin, who were lying on the chair, like turtles, and slowly "difficult" to get up, and said to Zhao Weiguo again.
Forehead...... What's going on? Could it be that Miss Xiaoxin got pregnant overnight? Judging from the scale of this belly, she is at least seven or eight months old, and she is about to give birth, but when I saw her yesterday, she was obviously a "princess of Taiping"?
No, no, Miss Xiaoxin has a big belly, it may be pregnant, why is Lu Dashao's belly so big? I've heard that men can still get pregnant, this is not a novel, and there is no child and mother river in real society, this
I haven't seen it for a day, and my stomach has grown like this, and I have killed both men and women, which is really strange.
Looking at Lu Zhiqiang and Xiaoxin who were lying on the back seat, holding their stomachs and crawling out "with difficulty", Zhao Weiguo was directly stunned, he felt that the qiē in front of him directly broke through the worldview he had formed in the past few decades, and he felt that his whole person was not good. (To be continued......)