Chapter 419: A Lot of Perverts
There was no way, Erdan's head thought of the string of slimy paste that fell into his mouth again, and the urge to regurgitate came out uncontrollably.
Standing up slightly, there is nothing to do with his right foot, if he is at home, he may dance a ballet for Brother Erdan.
"Brother Erdan, my feet are fine. Stinky tofu is delicious,,," Weiwei didn't finish his sentence, and his pretty face pulled down, because Brother Erdan spit out half of the stinky tofu she stuffed into his mouth and spit it on the ground, and now he was retching on the table.
Brother Erdan thinks he is dirty? It must be.
Weiwei didn't know that Erdan ate the old man's saliva. This kind of embarrassing thing at home will not be said by the second egg.
In this situation, I can't help but be slightly angry. The little girl was angry, her face was ugly, and she snorted at Erdan, "Brother Erdan, are you slightly dirty?" Are you going to vomit like this? I ignore you, I don't pay attention to you anymore, I'm going home now. ”
Erdan choked on a handful of snot and tears, and when he saw that Weiwei was leaving, he stretched out his hand to grab her and said, "Weiwei, buy me a bottle of water." ”
shook his hand slightly, couldn't shake it off without any suspense, and shouted: "You think the stinky tofu I have eaten is dirty, why don't you think the water I bought for you is dirty?" I'm not going to buy it for you. Let go of me, I'm going home. ”
Erdan was really angry when he saw Weiwei, but did he dislike the stinky tofu that Weiwei had eaten? Not really! So he said, "Can you sit down and listen to me?" Today I have the most unfortunate thing in my life. ”
"I don't listen, I don't listen. You let go. ”
If you don't listen to it, you can't help it! Erdan's two hands moved and pressed Weiwei on the stool.
Weiwei's impression of Brother Erdan has come to a 180-degree reversal, and I only think that Brother Erdan is a big bastard, the most annoying big bastard in the world.
blushed slightly, and said unhappily: "I'll give you ten seconds, if you can't explain clearly, you can get out of here." From now on, you Li Erdan will be my Song Weiwei's enemy! ”
Foe? Is it necessary to be so strict! Ten seconds of explanation is a bit short, and Erdan can only make a long story short, but it is a long story, but he has to make a long story short.
Erdan wiped the napkin from the snack bar on his mouth, and resisted the urge to gag again: "Weiwei, I said that you are not allowed to laugh at me, nor are you allowed to sue others." I just ate the saliva of a dead old man. ”
Angry and slightly stunned, he asked rhetorically, "You ate an old man's saliva?" ”
Erdan pulled his face and nodded, not to mention how funny it was.
"Wow." The slight mouth opened into an O-shape, and suddenly laughed, "Oh my God, Brother Erdan, why are you eating an old man's saliva?" ”
Slightly unabashed, speaking a little loudly. The two of them were the focus of attention, and now they are even more focused.
Erdan hurriedly covered his slight mouth and said sharply: "Stinky girl, why are you so loud, I'm afraid that others won't hear it, right?" ”
Giggling slightly, he nodded in obedience to Erdan's words. Only then did the second egg let go of his hand.
"Brother Erdan, what's the matter with you telling me quickly? It's so much fun. "Slightly playful, I like to listen to Brother Erdan's troubles the most.
Erdan tells the truth.
A minute later, Erdan said, "That's what it looks like." ”
was slightly moved, because Brother Erdan didn't dislike his tears. The tears are so bitter and salty that they can be eaten, it's so weird. If she knew that there were "tear-lover" people on the earth, she wouldn't think it was strange. The world is full of wonders, and there are many more strange than "tear fetish", like Shenma's "nose fetish", "ear fetish", etc., only people can't think of it, no one can't do it.
"Brother Erdan, you're too stupid. Tears are bitter, bitter with saltiness. And saliva, it should be, it should be Shenma, and the question should vary from person to person. Besides, doesn't an old man's saliva smell a little bit? ”
"Where did I think so much! It's all like your tears, and half of the bunch is swallowed in my stomach. I'm sick to death now, and although I'm hungry, I can't eat it! ”
Erdan retched again as he spoke. It's really that, if you do too many bad things, you will always have to be unlucky a few times.
said slightly: "Brother Erdan, you hold on, I'll buy you a bottle of mineral water to rinse your mouth." ”
This snack bar has a freezer that sells water, and Weiwei went directly to get a bottle of mineral water and checked out together after eating. Just as I was walking back slightly, I passed by the table of four big men eating snacks. A sturdy man couldn't stand the temptation of the slightly upright and round jade buttocks, and a colored hand took advantage of the slight inattention and touched it fiercely!
The four guys have long had ill intentions towards Weiwei. They are all in their forties, and they are wearing vests on a cold day, and they look black.
I have to admit that the triad in HK is rampant. Isn't the second egg meeting a "self-improvement meeting" today, Zhang Ziqiang, the leader of the bandit called Shenma, kidnaps Weiwei to extort a billion.
There was a lot of wine on the table of the four men, most of it empty, and two bottles of liquor were about to bottom out. After drinking so much wine, unless it is a large amount, the average person's head will definitely be dizzy.
Wine is a color matchmaker!
A man touched a slight jade buttocks, and another man close to Weiwei was not willing to be down, his colored hand stretched out and grabbed a slight little hand, and said dizzily: "Little girl, come and have a glass of wine with grandpa." ”
These little hands are white and boneless!
The four men are so jealous, it cannot be ruled out that they have disdain for mainlanders in their bones. Are there fewer mainlanders who are unlucky in HK? Beaten, scolded, stolen, robbed, and blackmailed,......
Slightly frightened, he shouted to Erdan, "Brother Erdan, help!" Yes**. ”
When the second egg looked back, he was immediately furious.
As soon as the arm of the big man holding Weiwei's hand was forced, he sat down in his arms with a slight opportunity. This man was the most unlucky, and the second egg came to him with a flash of thunder, and then swung an iron fist at a speed that was indistinguishable from the naked eye, and this iron fist was impressively aimed at the man's nose! Hearing only a bang, the man's eyes fainted as soon as his eyes were black, his entire nose was smashed and collapsed, and the blood flowed profusely. The plastic chairs under the man's ass cracked under the force, and with a click, and with another bang, he fell to the ground like a dead dog, and his nose was bleeding out.
Erdan's opening was exciting enough, and everyone present was stunned. I was also slightly startled, and I felt that the second brother with a hideous face at the moment was so scared. In my memory, only Liang Haoyu bullied himself that time when Brother Erdan was so angry.