In the bleak wind, our most handsome old man kissed the ground at the feet of the crucian carp and slowly narrated. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ah!! Once upon a time there was a mountain! There's a temple on the hill! There is a monk in the temple! The monk has a toilet! And then there is Sunflower Village! ”

The crucian carp continued to step: "You didn't read chapter twenty-seven when I didn't read it!?" That's how Supreme Toilet Town came, and you brought up this stubble to fool me? ”

"Ah, you're definitely not from our tunzi!"

"I didn't say that it was your tunzi people, or that I wanted to be your tunzi people!"

"Have you heard of the origin of Phuket Island?"

"Ah, this is the island, I haven't heard of it."

"Once upon a time there was a mountain! There's a temple on the hill! There is a monk in the temple! The monk has a toilet! And then there is ... ”

"And then there was the Phuket ???"

"Hey, you can join us in Tunzi, you will draw inferences!"

“。。。 I've had enough! Speaking of which, I didn't even ask how this unlucky tunzi came about! Have you ever seen my brother! Tears run to the one in the white robe! ”

"Look! Once you've learned to draw inferences, you'll remember that you had a younger brother! When are we going to see him and our parents? ”

"Let's! Father! Mother! I'll send you to me now! Father! And! I! Mother! The crucian carp pulled the spear from Lu Xiuxiu's back and aimed the spearhead at our most handsome old man.

"Oh, mom, dear, stop! I'm a plot NPC! Don't you want to hear the plot! ”

"What's so good about the bullshit plot made up by the brain-dead author! Die! The crucian carp poked the spear down.

"Ah, it's about the goods on the tower!"

The spear was caught, and the crucian carp was surprised that it was caught by Xuanxuan.

"I'm curious, what story does that guy have, can you tell me?" Xuanxuan grabbed the pole of the spear and stopped the spear from stabbing down, and on the other hand, she turned around and smiled warmly at our most handsome old man.

We are the most handsome, although the old man was lying on the ground, but he still saw this warm smile! He wanted to get up with a flutter in his heart: "Okay, good! Tell you now ... Ahh ”

Xuanxuan turned her head and smiled at the crucian carp: "Lift your feet~~"

The crucian carp was stunned: "... Belch... Are you sure he won't do anything strange to me if I lift my foot? ”

"Lift your feet."

"I feel like the chrysanthemum I prepared for my brother as soon as I lift it up is hard to keep."

"Lift your feet!"

"I..."

'Bah! With a bang, Lu Xiuxiu crucian carp, including Ji Xueba, who was doing the question, raised his head and ate a pound! Xuanxuan snapped the spear and poked the spearhead directly into the crucian carp's thigh!

"Ah!!h The crucian carp fell down holding her thighs, and Xuanxuan helped us up the most handsome old man in Tunzi.

"What is this? When you see the handsome guy's blackening all attributes, the skyrocketing blessing syndrome! ”

"Ah!!h Crucian carp rolls on the ground with its legs in its arms.

"Tell me, what the hell is going on with him." Xuanxuan said very warmly to our most handsome old man.

"Ahh The most handsome old man in our tunzi spoke, and a bleak wind blew: "It was a long, long time ago, about a first kiss. A long, long time ago, there were three families here, my family, the house next door to the east of my house and the house next door to the south of my house, my family was born earlier, and then when I was ten years old, a little boy was born next door to the east of my house, and a little girl was born next door to the south of my house, and the little boy was the goods on the tower. At that time, we Tunzi engaged in a development of the tertiary industry and did not do the lowest g.dp activities in Phuket Island, and developed the tourism industry, a rich man came here, fell in love with the little girl in the house next door to the south of my house, and married her away. ”

"Oh, what a poignant love story... Xuanxuan sighed.

“。。。 Where is it poignant.,The source is not as good as the Supreme Toilet Town, and if you can't write it, it's good to be concise and to the point.。。。 ”

In just a few sentences, it contains the information of childhood sweethearts, two little guesses, a knife to win love, a man's loyalty to love, a woman's desire for wealth, a rich second generation recruits a small third, a ** door, a development of tourism, and even the information of G.dp in the whole island of Tunzi! In just a few sentences, there is so much information that is so heavy and headlined! It can be seen that the author's pen power is profound, and there is no one before and no one after him! ”

"Gross..." Lu Xiuxiu vomited on the ground, and Ji Xueba also quickly vomited on the ground, and then quickly recovered, and it took 0.3 seconds to do the question.

"Hey! Hello! Xuanxuan praised the author and waved her hand at the tower.

"You... Are you here to pick up the task? A voice as melancholy and heavy as his face.

"Huh? I... I am! ”

The man suddenly jumped down from the tower, and when his foot touched the ground, he instantly put one hand on one of Xuanxuan's shoulders, and said melancholy and affectionately: "Is there any money!" Is there any money!! Is there any money!! ”

“。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 Money? ”

"That's right." He let go of her shoulders and turned his head to look at the sun with tears in his eyes: "Because I have no money, she left me, which means that as long as I have money, I can get her back!" I've got a key here! It's an ancestral heirloom from our family! It's the key to a ruin! It is said that there are countless treasures inside! Will you go with me and go on an expedition to get treasure and help me marry her back? ”

"I don't want to..."

"Why not! No one did the task in the first place! My mission is still a side line! Do you know! When I first started the open beta, I was a beautiful boy who had just been snatched away from me! I've been waiting for someone to do the task for so many years! People are waiting for old age! Finally, here comes why you don't want to! Why not! ”

“。。。 If it's to help you confess or help you win love, how good it is.,Why do NPCs get old?,Isn't the general NPC just saying to everyone that he lost something or how many players he encountered danger?,No, how to talk about it, it's the topic of money again.。。。 ”

"The plot is not set for me to confess or take it back! Instead, with the help of the adventurer, I obtained the treasure and impressed her with a great fortune to make her come back to me again! ”

"How boring! Can't you go according to the plot! I'll help you get her back! ”

"You have to follow the plot! I'm still an NPC! ”

"Let's go, the mule carts are back, let's go in the direction of the island."

The man watched in disbelief as the five of them walked towards the mule cart, including the most handsome old man in Tunzi, who was holding the thigh of the crucian carp.

"It is the sacrosanct right of all NPCs to limit the range of their activities when the player has his mission." The man said.

Boom! Boom! Boom! With three crashing sounds, Ji Xueba and Xuanxuan covered their heads, crucian carp covered his fish mouth, and Lu Xiuxiu rubbed the general's belly.

"If you don't finish my task, you won't be able to get out of Sunflower Village, the ancient ruins of River Crab Town, whether you come or not, you can do it yourself."

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