In the past few days, Zhang Xiaofeng has fallen into boundless cultivation again. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

But what drove him crazy was that he could always feel a barrier standing in his way.

So after cultivating for a few days, I didn't make any progress at all.

Zhang Xiaofeng opened his eyes and scratched his hair irritably.

Got up from the futon, walked over to the calendar, and looked at it.

"Damn, it's the New Year tomorrow." Zhang Xiaofeng shouted in surprise.

The past few days have been unrepresented, and I have been practicing all day long, and the days have been confused.

I'm awake today, I still have a big business to do.

He walked out of the room.

"Mom, do you have the phone numbers of our relatives?"

Feng's mother has eaten a lot of supplements bought by Zhang Xiaofeng recently, her complexion is very good, and her smile has increased.

"What do you want their phone number for?"

"I see you once a year, so hurry up." Zhang Xiaofeng said.

"Huh?"

"Oh, no, no, I'm going to get them all together for a good meal."

Feng's mother sighed, turned the wheel to a cabinet, rummaged through it for a while, and finally took out a dusty notebook.

"There's one in it, you wipe it, it's not going to be used for years."

Zhang Xiaofeng nodded, took the notebook and went back to the house.

"Second uncle, I'm Zhang Xiaofeng, come to my house for a meal today."

"Third master, you promised me, come to my house for dinner today!"

"Auntie, come to my house for dinner today!"

"The second uncle came to my house for dinner today, by the way, tell my third uncle and my fourth uncle."

...............

Zhang Xiaofeng wasted a lot of effort to make these calls.

"Mom, I went to buy groceries, and they all said they would come in the evening."

Feng's mother nodded.

Leaving home, Zhang Xiaofeng ran out at once.

A few minutes later, he was in town.

"Boss, bring me two catties of crabs and three catties of peanuts."

"Huh? Kid, crabs and peanuts eat together and have diarrhea. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng smiled evilly: "I know." ”

The boss was stunned, and then didn't say anything more.

Zhang Xiaofeng, who studied medicine, is already invincible in terms of food restraint.

Walk all the way and buy all the way.

"My eldest cousin and aunt also came, so the two families are still connected with my family." Zhang Xiaofeng thought in his heart.

"Buy something they love." Zhang Xiaofeng thought.

So he went shopping all morning, bought two big bags of things, looked at the time, it was already afternoon, and then he went home.

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When I opened the door, I found that my eldest cousin was sitting on a stool reading a book.

"Yo, what's the wind blowing you here?"

The eldest cousin glanced at him, "It's not that your kid called and said let's have dinner." ”

"Can you come and help me carry some of it, why doesn't this kid even have any eyesight?" Zhang Xiaofeng said angrily.

"Yo, buy so many things? You're going to have to bleed, right? ”

"Big cousin, there are crabs at night, this peanut is the best to eat, you eat more."

The eldest cousin smiled and nodded.

Feng's mother was chatting with her eldest cousin's mother in the house at this time, and the eldest cousin's father was sadly urging his father to attack his father in the kitchen, which did not meet his father's wishes and had to be immortal.

"Brother-in-law, bring me the knife."

The eldest cousin's father immediately went to get a knife.

"I said fruit knife, can you peel an apple with a kitchen knife? Why are you so stupid? ”

“..............”

Zhang Xiaofeng suddenly laughed.

I grew up with my eldest cousin, and my father and my eldest cousin also grew up together.

Zhang Xiaofeng remembered Zhao Benshan's words: "Fate, big brother!" ”

After putting the dishes in the kitchen, Zhang Xiaofeng went back to his room, ready for the first shot of the battle at night.

...................

Zhang Xiaofeng, who woke up from meditation, heard a lot of noise outside the door.

He immediately walked out excitedly.

This look, yo, it's all in order.

"Uncle is good, the third uncle is good, the aunt is good, the second and third uncles are good, you are ..........."

After saying hello, everyone greeted each other.

And Zhang Xiaofeng's show has just begun.

"Yo, isn't this my cousin? I haven't seen you for a few years, why did you grow like this? ”

"Ah, this look, my little cousin is not as good as my cousin."

"Auntie, why are there only a few hairs on this big head? What's trending? ”

"Second uncle, it's really not as good as a year since I saw you for so long."

"Three masters? Does your mother-in-law's leg need to be amputated? Just say it with money, I don't have it anyway. ”

"Isn't this my brother? Where are you getting your car repaired now? ”

"Uncle, you put down the grapes, you have bad teeth, and you are not afraid of eating grapes and getting stuck."

"Second uncle, your leather clothes are quite expensive, right? Half of your life's salary has been invested in it, right? ”

"Sanniang hasn't been trading stocks recently? Wear this green! ”

"Yo, what's wrong with my old uncle? Why do you keep shaking? ”

"Well, why don't you speak? I've been here for so long. ”

Look at me, people, and I'll look at you.

Just as he was about to speak, Zhang Xiaofeng immediately said: "By the way, if you have children at home, I have a gift for you." ”

"Huanggang, five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation, I still have a box of questions over there, you all share it."

"Don't be embarrassed to take it, I was admitted to the top 50 universities in our county, and I was afraid that you would be embarrassed by the first and second exams when the time comes."

"Second aunt? Why is your face a little stiff? Isn't it plastic surgery, yo hey, this little day, it's really good. ”

"Eh, second aunt, your face is crooked."

"Brother, don't listen to the song, it's easy to be deaf if you wear headphones for a long time, you said that you are ugly, are you still married when you are deaf?"

Zhang Xiaofeng and his brother were just about to scold.

Zhang Xiaofeng immediately said again; "Hahaha, it's a joke, you can't be like a kid with me, can you?"

"Ai my grass, this is my little sister? Why is your face so colorful? Poisoned? ”

"I'll take a sip of water, let's talk again,"

The whole room was silent!

The eldest cousin looked at Zhang Xiaofeng's "witty words", and his jaw almost fell to the ground.

Zhang Xiaofeng took a sip of water and moistened his throat.

"Haha, why don't you speak? Make the atmosphere so awkward? ”

"Haha, I've been shy for too long, I understand."

"My aunt's newly bought mink, isn't it? Wearing this mink, my aunt is simply a mink. ”

"Uncle!" Zhang Xiaofeng suddenly saw the uncle drinking tea in the corner.

The uncle who was called by name immediately trembled, and the tea leaves in his mouth almost didn't squirt out.

"Uncle, are you still alive? I haven't seen you for two years, and I thought I was crying when you weren't there. ”

"Uncle, is your son still collecting rags? Why can't you take that thing away when you're young, how cold is it? ”

The uncle immediately stiffened his neck and said: "My son is the head of the garbage transfer station, which is a state-owned enterprise!" ”

"Oh, it's pretty much the same."

Uncle's face was flushed.

"Dad, uncle, when are we going to eat? You see my uncle's forehead, the blood is all in his head, and it will come out in a while! ”

"Huh, my mother told me since I was a child, I don't talk about eating or sleeping, so I won't talk about eating for a while, and I'm said that I'm not educated, but you don't care, you can talk casually, and if you have more lice, you're not afraid of itching!"

Everyone: "............"

"Yes, yes, I'm not studying medicine? Let me tell you, when you eat crabs for a while, it is best for you to eat peanuts to maintain your health, which is conducive to promoting intestinal peristalsis! ”

Everyone nodded, and they really believed it.

The eldest cousin looked at this Xiaofeng's appearance.

As a child, Zhang Xiaofeng pouted his buttocks, and he knew that he was going to pull a few dung eggs.

The eldest cousin smiled, and he didn't know what he thought, and he smiled badly.

...................

During the meal, there were a bunch of people on the table, and none of them spoke to Zhang Xiaofeng.

Zhang Xiaofeng was not idle, and he was vigorously picking up vegetables.

The sandwiches are all crabs and peanuts.

Then he poured a cold drink for the crowd.

Everyone had eaten, for fear that Zhang Xiaofeng would "chat" with them again. ”

One by one, they left in a hurry.

Zhang Xiaofeng stood at the door and waved to them.

"My house will come down in March, don't forget to pay tribute, the third master, it's right across the door from your house, and I will rely on you to take care of it in the future!"

When the third master heard this, he almost fell into a big bubble next to the road!

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