Ah, life. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Money is not omnipotent, no money, but it is impossible, ah, this sentence I have experienced countless times, but now, I have fallen into this situation again.

Curse a lot of people, damn landlords rent so expensive, damn price bureaus so good to sell things don't let the price rise, damn the group of heads inside. The guy in the pants actually robbed all the goods... Ah, life, life is bleak.

The goal of life is to marry a daughter-in-law, break the single surname, no man in this family can marry a daughter-in-law, and the goal of a sister-in-law seems to be his generation. . . Failed again ... (Hey!) How were you born! ）

Ah, life! I was also fooled, I read Chapter 61 and saw that Dogya Mountain was going to find a cliff to jump on, and I died happily, and after reading Chapter 62, I realized that there was no cliff at all in Nima's blockbuster! Nima's pit daddy! Even the author deceived me... (Jump off the building, hey!) ）

What's the point of my life? With mud under his feet and water soaking his trousers, he walked slowly into the river. Ah, the river ... This... Well, this plain is called the Nima Plain, so this river is called the Nima River. Ah, Nimama, please be my eternal cradle.

Ah, life.

Single Twelve Lang walked towards the river step by step, and gradually, the river was no longer up to his neck.

"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, shopkeeper! A shopkeeper who sells anal coolness! Wait! Our boss has just slaughtered the county lord and gained actual control of your brother-in-law's county! "That head is pure white and fat. came to stop it.

Twelve Lang continued to walk desperately towards the river: ", even if you slaughter the five strong sheep that the county lord guards the whole county, it is not something you can handle. He choked on a mouthful of water as he spoke, causing him to cough violently.

"Slow down, shopkeeper! We've all cleaned up those five comics! I get a TV signal to broadcast it live in the whole county now! Our boss said compensate you for asking you to put up an advertisement, and everyone in the county is forced to buy something. ”

"Oh." He replied calmly, and then continued to sink into the water: "Nani??? Free advertising is mandatory for all people in the county??? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Business opportunities, I'll get me out quickly, I don't want to die!! I think there's a crocodile in the water! Pull me out and hurry! ”

"Huh? I can't swim, owner! ”

"Do you think I can swim! Damn! I'll just casually mention that there really are crocodiles! Alligator! Alligator! The shadows of crocodiles were seen on the water, and their small eyes sticking out of the water and the rippling backs that drew on the surface of the water deepened Twelve's fear!

"Be careful, owner! Come on, shopkeeper! Don't forget you're still a wet fist! ”

"Huh? I'm still a fist? It turns out that there is still this setting! Knowing this seems to have power! "Twelve-Lang put on a few poses in the water, it is the famous Wing Chun!

The crocodile bit him! He punched the crocodile in the mouth!

"The owner! I just checked your profile! The style you're studying isn't Wing Chun! It's your own wuwawuwa fist! ”

"Woo whoa, whoa? The name is so rubbing... But when I heard the name, the power seemed to come flooding up! ”

"That's right! As soon as this punch came out, the landslide cracked and the ground shook the mountain! Will be automatically linked to 120 local official phones! ”

"What???"

Then the crocodile bit his fist and began to roll. (Crocodiles cannot chew because they have no molars, so they can only bite their prey and use their own spinning and rolling to tear open the body of their prey, which is known as the death tumble.) ）

"Wow, wow, wow!" Twelvero was forced to spin with the crocodile in order to keep his arm! What a landslide, the ground cracks, and the mountains shake! In the distance, 120 ambulances drove over!

"Is this the origin of my mystery ... I always feel ... It's so cold... Twelve Lang was in a hazy place where he was dragged by crocodiles, and he saw the paramedics running over.

At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, the radio and television signals of the whole county were cut off, and a fat man with a fat head appeared on the TV. The next time the man was pictured, his gloomy voice came over the radio.

"The county lord x sheep and sheep have been burned by us. Buried, the Five Zhuang Sheep Escort Team has been blown up by us, your brother-in-law County has been occupied by our Ju Bang Group, and will be renamed Ju Bang City, from now on, men who are too handsome are not allowed to live in the city! In an hour we'll be out in the city searching for all the men who look better than me! If you find out, you're dead! ”

As soon as the voice fell, the TV signal came back, and Lu Xiuxiu was silent: "。。。。。。 What is this... How to assess whether it is more handsome than you... You're got a fat face on your face. Who can see what you look like... ”

Then the door of his room was smashed, and the crucian carp rushed in front of him, and behind him was the smashed door panel and the flying crystal tears, and it cried out with tears on its face: "What to do, what to do, what to do!" Let's go! I'm so handsome! ”

"I'm going to take a good look at your fish face, it's a little self-aware, okay!"

The TV signal was suddenly cut off again, and the face of the half-bandaged Twelve Lang appeared inside: "Yay! It's developed! Everyone Wishing you prosperity Wishing you prosperity! Now all the roads in the city have been blocked, everyone in the city must buy ten anal stuns, those who are too handsome, don't buy them and don't go out of the city, those who stay in the city, and when they go to find someone more handsome than the boss, they will also check whether the anal smelt they carry with them is enough, and all the ones that are not enough ten are dead! Because the city's anal is out of stock, so for the time being, I have paid the money and booked, I will accompany the inspection and then go to Phuket to buy it tonight, so happily decided, everyone Wishing you prosperity Wishing you prosperity I love you in vain! ”

Then the TV signal came back.

"Wait, each person must have ten anus, if you don't have it, you can't go out of the city or you're going to die."

"He said it's out of stock now, and he's going to buy it in Phuket tonight."

"Is he not intelligent enough or is he simply looking for fault and planning to slaughter. O city! ”

"Wait, wait, aren't you the Supreme Toilet Town Anal Agent? There is no stock and there is no survival! ”

"Huh?" Lu Xiuxiu went to open the big backpack that had been holding his daughter-in-law: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine." There are nine more... ”

"Oh my God! One person is not enough! Lu Xiuxiu, what is that, it's not that the last time it was out of stock was because of the oligo. Are the women swarming for it? ”

"yes."

"We are four people, and we already have nine, let's rob thirty-one widows. The woman will not have it! ”

"What??? You can figure it out! Where do you look for it! What should you do after robbing them! ”

I saw the crucian carp wind horse flea stretched out a leg and twisted its body, and then quickly turned around and hand-painted a propaganda poster, which painted the crucian carp holding its mosaic heirloom, on the book: strong real fish stout xx, bag satisfied! It said: "Anyway, they will die when they are checked, and I don't mind using my heirloom to help them in the pre-inspection paragraph~~~"

"How can there be such an undisciplined guy as you in this book! What a shame in the book! ”

"Ahh

"You're really enough!"

"That's what it was! I'm the protagonist of the inhuman species above the male and female protagonists! In addition to this book, which other book has such a protagonist! The crucian carp proudly jumped on the chuang and took a horse step, clenched his hands into fists and bent his arms to show off his biceps, but the poor muscles of his thin arms did not bulge at all...

"I'm just because you haven't grown a few collections since this volume, and I haven't grown a few recommendations!!"

"That's how the author can't write such a perfect character for me!"

"That... May I ask which one is the respected Mr. Lu Xiuxiu? There was a person lying on his stomach at the door, looking at the noise inside, and cautiously stuck out his head and asked.

"Ah, I, I am." Lu Xiuxiu turned his head: "Is there something wrong?" ”

"I'm still respectable!"

"In order to resist the Ju Bang Group, in order to protect our beloved county of your brother-in-law, we formed your brother-in-law's self-defense army, I don't know if you are willing to join us, if you can join, we are grateful."

"Oh, okay."

"Really?? Grateful and grateful! ”

"What about me, what about me! Why don't you ask me! "Crucian carp has been jumping all over the place.

“。。。 Who are you... It doesn't seem to be the same species as us, okay... The man said with contempt.

Nani !! How dare you be so disrespectful!! ”

"Mr. Lu Xiuxiu, please come with me after packing up and help us protect the city."

"Oh, okay." Lu Xiuxiu went to the toilet to avoid having to defecate when he got it, and after he came out, he didn't wash his hands and patted the crucian carp on the shoulder: "Help me take care of Xuanxuan." ”

"Cut!" The crucian carp turned his head disdainfully, and didn't look at it, Lu Xiuxiu put on a helmet, cloak, spear, and shield and followed the man out.

After a while, there was no movement, and the crucian carp himself felt tired of this shape, so he lay down on Lu Xiuxiu and went back and forth: "Don't take me one!" I'm you chuang! See how you sleep! See how you sleep! ”

"What about Lu Xiuxiu!?" A familiar voice with a slight panic.

It's Lu Xiuxiu again, it's Lu Xiuxiu again, the crucian carp sat up dissatisfied and shouted: "I don't know where to go when I die!! Then it saw Xuanxuan's pale face, and it didn't feel good, so it chirped and whispered, "I just went out, what's wrong?" ”

"Ji Xueba, he's gone."

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