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It's as hot as shit.

Riding through the street, a dog lay in the shade of a tree, lying on the ground tired, with its mouth wide open and sticking out its long tongue half-dead.

Xuanxuan also wanted to lie in the shade of the tree, half-dead, with her mouth wide open and sticking out her tongue. But she couldn't, because she still had to wear a lady's shell.

It's getting hotter and hotter every year, and this is the legendary greenhouse effect. Sure enough, the summer vacation or something, the cat still has to turn on the air conditioner at home, gnaw on the popsicle, hold the pillow, look at the computer, what kind of wind is he smoking, but he just wants to leave some memories to commemorate this summer vacation, and when he is done, he will ride his bike around and run there.

When I went out, I was full of determination, the asphalt road in front of me could be used directly as a microwave oven, the sound of bicycle tires sticking together and separating could be heard as they passed on it, the scenery in the distance was swayed by the violently shaking air, the flowing shawl hair was all strangled around the neck, and the carefully selected dresses were even more miserable on the body.

In the distance is a river, the water vapor on the river is churning violently and then complaining to the sky about the dissatisfaction with the sun, in front of which is a bridge, connecting this end and that end, the original target is a cold drink shop on the other side of the bridge, but now it is very unmotivated, first cross the bridge and then talk about it.

A convertible sports car with dance music flew by, a man and a woman inside, they were enjoying the cool wind brought by the speed of the car, the man was honest, he was really not handsome, and the woman was dressed a little enchanting, Xuanxuan seemed to see the disdainful eyes of the woman inside when she pedaled the bicycle.

Nima, it's not a good thing, the man's eighty percent rich second-generation loser! The woman is either a mistress by her face, and then it's not that! Xuanxuan thought viciously in her heart.

The bridge is very long, I don't know why I stopped while riding in front of me, and I saw from a distance that the sports car was also piled there, Xuanxuan was secretly happy when she pedaled through the sports car with the sound of scolding the street despite the heat. There was a traffic jam in front, and there seemed to be a traffic accident at the front, and I saw a roadblock and a cordon, and it seemed that there were police officers who wanted to let these people take a detour. . .

Xuanxuan rode on the sidewalk domineeringly, stupid with a car, let you see the greatness of the bicycle!

A white cloud slowly drifted across the sky, and on the clouds that people on the ground could not see, there was a crane-haired childish face, tied in a bun with a wine gourd, a purple sand spittoon in his left hand, a paper folding fan with years in his right hand, and an old man wearing a Nike hurdle vest, Adi pants, cowhide sandals, Mom, the front and back are a little mismatched... In short, it was this old man, who was muttering while driving the clouds: "Oh, today my old friend specially invited the old man to taste tea, and the old man said that he was not free!" This guy actually transferred the old man's timetable from the old man's agent! Angry, angry, this agent must be fired! Although I have promised that guy, you are a good fairy, and you should not open a game company! How can it be repaired! If you can't pull the player, you have to help the old man do it for you! Your brother-in-law's! ”

He slowly drove over the bridge, and suddenly a traffic accident below caught his attention, and he put his hand into his big pants and slowly took out a pair of Hubble radio astronomy telescopes...

How big are your pants!

I saw him slowly point his face at the camera, and recited the text with a vivid expression: "This telescope is imported from the United States, with a diameter of 60 meters, about 25 meters wide and high, and can clearly observe 1 billion light-years of alien bodies. Then he turned his face back.

Ah no... Where did you get it out of such a big place...

I saw him slowly turn his head: "I'm sorry, the old man forgot!" Order a phone three up without slipping a point, and definitely not trick you to order Cam! Then he turned around.

Ah, no, I didn't ask about the phone.。。。 Wait... Which planet's phone is the beginning ...

"Hey, hey! It's amazing. I could only hear him sighing.

Indeed, a motorcycle and a taxi collided on the bridge, the front windshield of the taxi was shattered, the motorcycle was completely dismembered, and a hipster man was lying on the road in an awkward position, covered in blood, presumably the driver of the motorcycle.

"Too... It's amazing! The old man shouted like a propagandist, and deliberately moved a little away so that others could also take a peek inside.

Then ... Look? Leaning over, I saw the Hubble radio astronomy telescope facing the top of the head of the woman who was scolding the street in the open-top sports car, and a ditch could be clearly seen on the other side of the face... Nima, what are you looking at!

"Oooh! This one is better! Wet! ”

Turning the camera slightly, I saw a girl in a white ** dress riding a bicycle from the sidewalk, probably because it was too hot, it seemed that she was sweating a lot, and she couldn't describe it. . .

"Oooh! Hubble Radio Astronomy Telescope! Sanda doesn't slip and definitely doesn't trick you to order Cam! Hurry up when you want to buy! The old man glanced at the camera slyly and shouted, "Ahhhhhh I can't hold it! "Just ...

And so on and so forth! This live broadcast! It's still the first chapter! Nima, what are you going to do if you're not serious! I saw the old man pinning the folding fan in his right hand to his waist, and the spittoon in his left hand was placed in the clouds, and he took out a fragrant tissue from his butt pocket, and then accidentally moved his foot to touch the spittoon. . .

Speaking of which, it feels strange just now.,Why is there a cloud above the head that hasn't moved.。。。 Xuanxuan looked at the cloud shadow projected on the bridge, okay, avoiding direct sunlight can reduce a lot of heat, the scene of the car accident in front is so miserable... Xuanxuan glanced at the man covered in blood and didn't dare to look at it again, planning to ride over with his head down, it stands to reason that the police will stop me... Someone ran over beside her, she turned her head in surprise and saw a police uniform, ah, what is that guy running?

She looked around, there was nothing, and she could see the crowd in the distance in the traffic jam and the pile of people who abandoned the car and fled back. Then she looked up, and saw that the sky was black, and a huge black purple bowl-like thing had been buckled from the sky...

The whole bridge was smashed into three pieces, and the spittoon was smashed down from the position of the mouth, pouring the middle of the bridge into the spittoon, and then smashed into the river, only to see the old man scratching his ass uneasily: "Oops, it's a mess... Then he turned to the camera: "Speaking of which, it's a purple sand spittoon used by the gods, and it will become bigger when it falls into the mortal world, isn't it magical?" Pre-order now! Order a phone dead three eight deduction point Cam! ”

I saw him stretch out his hand: "Come back... The purple sand spittoon in the river turned over and gradually flew out of the river, flew into the sky, poured out all the things inside, and then became smaller and returned to the old man's side, a huge amount of water inside turned the clouds under the old man's feet into cumulonimbus clouds, the sky was instantly cloudy and rainstorm poured, in the pouring rain, the bridge fell from the sky and smashed into the river and splashed more than ten meters of water, and also fell a bicycle, some motorcycle parts, and the unlucky guy who had a car accident... The old man squatted in the clouds and stroked the unconscious Xuanxuan's face: "Wow! Twenty-year-old fresh school girl! ”

The filming crew couldn't stand it anymore and cleared their throats in the back.

"Humph! How thou wilt clear thy throat! What do you think the old man is going to do! What kind of person is the old man! The old man is so handsome, burly, and beautiful, how can he do any shameless things! The old man turned around and spoke righteously.

I agree with the sanctimonious ... The first two words don't seem to go together, okay...

"That's right! As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter. It just so happens that my old friend is still short of people in that game, so it's okay to stuff it over! ”

Ahh Are you sure it's okay to stuff it up... Where are you going to stuff it ...

I saw that the old man took out a key-like thing and drew a line in the sky, the line gradually cracked, forming a hole, which seemed to have countless bright energy bodies rotating and moving, he hugged Princess Xuanxuan, and glanced at the filming staff with resentment, and was extremely reluctant to put Xuanxuan into the opening, and then the opening gradually shrunk and merged, as if nothing had ever happened there.

The old man picked up the spittoon with his left hand, pulled out the folding fan with his right hand, and opened the folding fan with a snap, only to see the dragon flying and phoenix dancing on the folding fan with some cursive, and I couldn't tell what kind of ghost drawing charm it was. . . The old man fanned with a fan: "Why is it so hot today!" Stuffy! Roasted! I can't stand it! He turned around and continued to stare at the filming crew with resentment, then closed the folding fan again and stuffed it into his waist, and took out a local tyrant diamond love crazy 7s from his big pants: "Hey? Is it the Old Day? Ah, you ask my brother to do that thing for you, but my brother will do it seriously for you! Just stuffed a new player! Ahaha, don't worry about me! So what is the good commission for each player invited? What is it to distribute together, do we brothers still care about this? I invite you to give me a copy of the past, don't don't, it's not that I can't believe you, you know, it's not easy to buy a house now, and I still have to pay off the mortgage... Saying that, Tengyun gradually drifted away, and from time to time he continued to look back and complain about the white shooting staff.

The rain stopped, the clouds were gone, and just as the people were returning to the bridge to find out the truth about what had just happened, a huge Hubble radio astronomy telescope roared down from the sky and smashed on the poor bridge again...

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