Fall in love with stinky tofu
The god of pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info leaned over and picked up a swaddling child, the child's face was purple, it seemed that there was still a faint breathing, and his closed eyes trembled slightly, if he didn't know what happened in the village before, he would definitely think that the child with a purple face was asleep
The Divine Lord said to the Master of the Medicine Gate, "This is what you do? ”
The owner of the medicine gate is an old man with a sixtieth birthday, a white beard shows the years that the old man has experienced, the wrinkles on his face show the rich experience of the old man, and the old man has tall and pointed white hair on his head, which is so funny
The old man twitched his face and asked in a low voice, "Don't kill the child?"
"What? Have you felt pity for the children of the enemy country? The Divine Lord's face changed, and he asked angrily
"This ......" the old man shook his head, stepped forward, his palm gently stroked in front of the child, and a faint purple smoke entered the body from the child's nasal cavity.
Everyone cheered, drifting for nearly a month, no one wants to go on without a fixed place anymore, now although everyone knows in their hearts that this is the feeling of falling into the grass, but everyone does not want to say, and dare not say, because they don't know where to go in the future after saying it?
A village disappeared overnight, Beichen actually did not receive any news to return, still silent in the joy of defeating the unification, Chen Ding is all focused on the Demon Dao, the ethereal Demon Dao whereabouts are mysterious, Chen Ding just knows that the news of the Demon Dao reunification seems to have been spread in the endless sea recently, the source is a well market according to the Eagle Hall, Chen Ding couldn't help but ask: "How does the well city know the news of the endless sea area" You must know that the endless sea area is no land, there is a paradise of the demon road, It's hell on earth, you must know that there is a demon Jiao in the southern region, and if you want to enter the endless sea, it can be said that you are killing yourself, let alone the news can be spread
Although Chen Ding's mouth is the head of the analysis, but in his heart he began to think about the next precautionary measures, and he would rather believe that he has it or not! Chen Ding has not heard the news of the Gaotao disciple Hebai Mountain since the attack on the Holy Dynasty, at this time in the face of the unity of the demons, Chen Ding is naturally eager to join these heavenly mansions, so he sent invitations to the world, and all the decent people who are enemies of the Demon Dao on the continent have been summoned, and the Holy Dao League has been established
To say that Chen Ding already has the existence of a demon exterminator Gao Tao by his side, why bother to find Hebai Mountain again? Oh, Gao Tao claimed to have seen through the prosperity of the world, and then put forward a very contradictory high "appearance fee", Chen Ding thought about it again and again and decided to let him beg him to go out of the mountain, and the "appearance fee" was reduced to the minimum
What exactly is the so-called "appearance fee"? Gao Tao said: "It's not that I can't go out of the mountain, but the old man, my body is not as good as before, I need a lot of supplements every day, if I want to go out of the mountain, I can also supply five hundred men's blood every day, if I can't old man, I'll still stay here."
"Five hundred people's blood a day, what the hell is this? I invite you to go out of the mountain to prevent the people from dying, and the loss of your five hundred people on this day may not have killed as many people as you have killed; Besides, how hungry you must be for the blood of five hundred people, you are really a vampire," Chen Ding sneered in his heart
As soon as the Holy Dao Alliance was formed, the Demon Dao got the news that Anu's whole body turned into a black mist of nothingness at this time, and his body was even colder, in addition to the Kuitian Monkey, the Double-Faced Demon Queen, the Mirror Demon, the Nightmare, the Golden Retriever Lion, and the seven people of Agula, there were a few more, one was the ice cube condensed by the whole body that appeared before, and the other was the Demon Jiao with dragon horns on his head and reverse scales on his body; The last one is very weird, his whole body is suspended on the ground, he is dressed in a golden robe with large sleeves, a certain golden crown on his head, and a thick book in his hand, which looks like an inexplicable sense of nobility
Anu opened and closed his black eyes slightly, and a trace of black gas emanated from his pupils, Anu shook his fingers and said to Agula: "Introduce them to them"
The sluggish poisonous mist Agula nodded, and his tone was still very stiff: "This is the thousand-year-old ice demon in the northeast, and he holds the position of honorary sect leader in my demon sect; That Demon Jiao was the terrifying Abyss Demon Jiao, and he held the position of honorary sect leader in this sect; The last person who levitates with the golden crown is the leader of my Demon Sect."
"What sect master?" The golden lion thought he had heard it wrong, and an abrupt voice sounded
A "snap" slap fell on the golden lion's mouth, and the golden lion immediately realized his mistake and fell on the ground again
Anu looked at his palm and said, "From today onwards, the Northwest Emperor Mountain Ghost Book Spirit Lord is the leader of the Demon Sect", so the question is, what did Anu do?
Anu looked at the ghost book spirit master, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, the ghost book spirit master seemed to be synchronized with Anu, the corners of his mouth suddenly raised the same arc, the demon Jiao and the ice demon were not surprised by this, just a few days ago, all the big leaders of the demon road gathered in the endless sea, at this assembly, the two of them helped Anu annihilate the demon who had strength and refused to cooperate in one fell swoop, and the ghost book spirit master was one of them, Anu did not kill the ghost book spirit master but chose to slowly assimilate and erode the ghost book memory, In this way, Anu not only has an extraordinary demonic person, but also has an external clone, an evil thing that only exists in legends; In the same way, the effect of this method is so great, it must have distinct drawbacks: that is, once the assimilation fails, Anu will be eaten by the ghost book spirit master, and at that time, Anu will be assimilated by the ghost book spirit master, so it is said that the blessing and misfortune depend
After the introduction, Anu said: "Now the Heavenly Fortune Continent has actually organized an organization called the Holy Dao Alliance, and it is said that there is also your old friend Gaotao in the past."
The corners of Mo Jiao's mouth rose, and he shook his head and said, "Gao Tao is still alive, so isn't he a hundred-year-old man?" Can old arms and legs still compare with us? ”
The Ice Demon nodded in agreement, Anu stood up from the big seat, and said slowly without hurry: "Gaotao really doesn't dare to underestimate this person, I have sent some little minions to try it before, and the Demon Venerable level is destroyed with one move, and the Demon Lord level is still not his opponent."
"His exercises are actually growing, too?" Mo Jiao said in surprise
Anu stood with his hands in his hands, and said with a solemn face: "Indeed, so this time I have to go to the mountain again, and I want to see how far this Gaotao has grown."
"Why don't you have to try it yourself, why don't we try it," the two sisters said
"Hmph" Anu and Demon Jiao snorted softly, Anu waved his hand and said: "I'm afraid your current strength is not enough to shake a single hair of Gaotao, you go just to send it to death, you go and command all our demon soldiers, and when I come back to destroy Gaotao, we will take the opportunity to destroy this Holy Dao Alliance."
"Obey" the six little devil leaders took the first step on the task, Agula stood beside Anu, Anu looked at the three old demons and said slowly: "Ice Devil, Demon Jiao, you ......"
"We also went to our respective territories to gather demon soldiers, and said goodbye" The old devil is the old devil, very old and spicy
Anu and Agula's figures scattered and disappeared in place......
When Chen Ding was still in the audition, a demon invasion had come, when Anu arrived in the imperial capital, he couldn't help but be stunned by the grand city situation in front of him, Anu said slowly: "I remember that the last time I was here with the ice demon, it was just a deserted small city, this ...... How did this suddenly become so prosperous? Chen Ding really still has a set"
"Come, stinky tofu, stinky tofu smells stinky and eats fragrant, eat more stinky tofu, nourish the waist and kidneys and replenish the brain, often eat stinky tofu, skin care and beauty are not wrong" The hawker's exaggerated boasting couldn't help but attract many tourists, turned into a humanoid Anu gathered in the crowd to watch the hawker's brisk and quick technique, the tofu was in the pot, the flames flashed, and a thick stench came out, Anu's face changed, covered his nose and scolded: "Human beings actually eat such disgusting things, it's unreasonable"
Anu's voice was very loud, and the people who were originally drooling looked at Anu like a monster, and Anu asked Agula in a low voice, "What's the matter, am I manifested?" ”
Agula shook his head, and the vendor sprinkled some seasoning on the fried stinky tofu, brought it to Anu and said, "This fellow seems that you haven't eaten stinky tofu yet, come and try a few, it's not delicious, don't pay for it."
Anu glanced at the gazes cast around him, pursed his lips, carefully pinched a piece of tofu with his index finger and thumb, and was embarrassed for a while when he brought it to his mouth
Anu reluctantly sent a piece of tofu into his mouth, the aroma spread all over the mouth, the crispy shell is smooth and tender tofu, the golden appearance is wrapped in milky yellow softness, although the heart still can't bear the feeling of Xiang in the mouth, but Anu can't help but put a piece of tofu into the mouth again, fragrant, slippery, spicy, immediately filled the heart
The peddler smiled and asked, "How is the guest officer?" ”
Anu nodded slightly, patted his slightly bulging belly and said, "It's better than meat, it's good, I'll come back next time."
The peddler was shocked and said in a loud voice: "You haven't paid yet, guest officer?" ”
"Give money?" Anu frowned slightly, turned around and changed into a terrifying grimace, the hawker was instantly frightened out of his body, Anu shamelessly asked, "Do you still want money?" ”
The peddler's lower body pants can already be carried out of the "water", and he said tremblingly: "No, no, no, no."
The corners of Anu's mouth rose, and he turned to walk away, and the peddler trembled and muttered with his palms: "There are still such demonic people! ”
After a while, the Holy Dao Alliance learned the news that a demon had entered the imperial capital, and the Holy Dao Alliance quickly launched an action, and the entire imperial capital was instantly shrouded in strict surveillance