Recently, there have been dark clouds over the leaf. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The sun is good, the spring breeze turns and the flowers are flying, but life is bleak.

In fact, as early as Xana's completion of the bowl of porridge under the guidance of Hatsune, there was already an omen.

...... Her Royal Highness the princess has gone down to the kitchen.

The reason is that the princess feels a little reluctant to eat and drink for nothing at Yeli's house, after all, even if Xiana accompanies Yeli for special training every day, isn't it?

But!

But!

Can you make an unidentified substance from a nuclear reactor from the simplest ingredients in the kitchen?

Can you make magma-like effects in the kitchen with the simplest ingredients?

Can you make a pop sound like a space vibration in the kitchen with the simplest ingredients?

Can't!

However, Hatsune can!

I don't know how she did it, but in some ways, it's a great talent.

It's really the gospel of the dark cooking world, and it can be referred to as the dark gospel in the future.

* Say, what is your relationship with Evangelin? *

The kitchen can no longer be called a kitchen, and now for Yeri it is the battlefield of Shura, the entrance to hell, from where an ominous wind blows and corrupts people's flesh.

It's completely impossible to predict what will happen in the kitchen in the next moment.

There may be purple gas wafting out that will make people's heads dizzy.

Maybe there will be an open flame big enough to light up a basketball court.

It may make a rattling sound like gnawing on human bones.

Maybe there will be a nuclear explosion.

Anything is possible, but it's just an ordinary kitchen in thousands of homes.

At first, Her Royal Highness did want to do something, and stepped into the place that Ye Li now calls the "forbidden realm".

But now, she's completely immersed in it, and she's enjoying it.

What exactly does it take to turn cooking into a brutal chemical experiment?

Ye Li watched with a learning attitude, and also prepared two fire extinguishers.

Judging from past experience, it was probably three minutes after Hatsune walked into the kitchen, and it was an atmosphere of witches boiling medicine.

"Hmm...... It's just very simple fried tofu. ”

Hatsune cuts tofu slices with a knife in her perfect princess-like white hands that are too heavy to even pick up a pair of chopsticks, and I have to say that Hatsune is very cute when she tries to cut it carefully.

Until now, everything has been normal.

Bang bang and twist the cooktop switch.

Put the tofu in the pot,

And then

Something magical happened!

It exploded!

Yes, it's a blast!

I don't know how it works, but the pot did explode.

"Quick, fire extinguisher."

The white mist sprayed out, and Her Royal Highness put down the fire extinguisher elegantly, and then gently wiped the residue sprayed by the fire extinguisher with a rag, and finally used it to clean it with clean water again.

Ye Li looked at Hatsune's skillful appearance, and his brows couldn't help shaking.

Why are you so skilled? How many times have you done this?

Her Royal Highness the Princess turned her head and smirked at Yeli,

"Hey, hey, hey, mistakes."

Then this time she decided to make a simple dish - egg soup.

But

No way.

After Chu Yin put water in the pot, it immediately boiled, obviously it was just egg soup, but it had the visual effect of lava, and it was still pitch black.

"Stained, failed again."

Hatsune smashed her mouth.

At the same time, the corners of Yeli's mouth are cramping.

Ye Li completely understands that this has nothing to do with ingredients at all, as long as the food passes through the hands of Her Royal Highness the Princess, an unpredictable chemical reaction will occur, which is comparable to nuclear testing or the research of new biological and chemical weapons, and it is an anti-human existence.

"Ahh

Her Royal Highness held the back of her head and spit out her lilac tongue.

"Uh......h Believe me, this time it will work. Her Royal Highness the princess clenched her little fists and her face was full of excitement: "This time I want to make a palace fried chicken!" ”

"Hah!"

Yeri was so frightened that her calves were trembling.

Are you going to settle my house?

It's very bad to hear this name, it's explosive.

No, we can't let her continue like this anymore, it's not Ye Li who makes this sound, there are also the same anxious Dome and Xana standing behind him.

Finally, with the efforts of everyone, Hatsune's qualifications to enter the kitchen were sealed.

So much so that now, Her Royal Highness the princess occasionally looks at Yeli with grief and anger.

Why do you blame me all?

Isn't this something that everyone decides together? I'm not alone......

Ye Li was uncomfortable with her gaze, like the guilt of abandoning himself and getting married to his wife after making a fortune and being blamed by everyone.

"Forget it, I'm still going to surf the Internet."

Ye Li chose to retreat, and waited for Her Royal Highness the princess to calm down.

But why does she have such a passion for cooking? Should it be said that it is a sense of taboo that "the more you can't do, the more you want to do it"?

Ye Li, who didn't understand Her Royal Highness the Princess's mood, could only silently return to the bedroom computer and make a cup of fresh green tea.

As soon as Yeri turns on the computer now, the first thing he does is log in to the information room.

"Literary Girl: Are you online? Last time 'Lemon Green Tea' was fantastic."

"Literary Girl: When I first saw you, the flowers fell silently, and the breeze was colorless...... The sourness and immaturity of lemon, the mellowness and tolerance of green tea, the love between the two intertwined at their fingertips is like new snow quietly melting on the tip of the tongue, fresh and dreamy, so beautiful, clear and dreamy."

Eh, I suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Ye Li didn't expect her to have such a high evaluation of the short stories she wrote.

But Ye Li knows very well that he is not at the level that the literary girl said.

"Lemon Green Tea" is just a dream recorded in the days when his parents passed away and depended on the dome.

There is no excellent scenario conception, and there is no gorgeous sentence of "life is like the splendor of summer flowers, and death is like the quiet beauty of autumn leaves", just a plain and insipid description of your own feelings.

I've never given anyone "Lemon Green Tea", I don't know why, from the moment I saw the literary girl, Ye Li had an urge to let her taste it.

It's great to be recognized, but a little bit shy.

"Aozura: It's not as good as you say...... But...... I'm glad you think so."

"Literary Girl: Now, I've decided."

The girl in an irrefutable tone.

"Literary Girl: You'll be a "pastry chef" who makes snacks for me from now on."

……？

Literary girl, Toko Amano.

He is a gourmand who eats pages of literary books and experiences the cold and dreamy taste from them.

It can be swallowed on ordinary food, but it is just an inorganic substance with no taste.

The novel can be recognized by such a girl, to be honest, Ye Li is a little flattered.

Ye Li didn't know how to answer, he didn't have the confidence to write a work that satisfied Tomiko again.

"Literary Girl: Ahhhh

Seeing that Ye Li did not answer, the girl sitting in the hibiscus tree patted her head.

"Literary Girl: But, as you can see, I'm really a literary girl, and if you have the chance to meet, it's not here, but if you actually meet, you'll be surprised."

Although Ye Li did not reply, the girl had happily decided that Ye Li would be her queen pastry chef in the future, and write fresh works for her.