There are always smart people, of course, those who are not smart people look at others retreating, and they themselves retreat, but their eyes are a little wrong, as if they are lost, they keep looking, and the dense crowd that was originally surrounded by the wind has expanded in an instant, and many people have mourned their misfortunes, come and see the eyes of fools, shake their heads, and slowly leave the crowd. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Looking at the sparse circle of people, Qin Yun gritted his teeth, he knew that he would not only have to suffer a dumb loss today, but also be embarrassed, so he immediately waved his hand and said: "Uncle, let go, don't drag my ears, can't I lose money." ”

Hearing Qin Yun say this, the old man was still puffing out his face, but he instantly became much kinder, he changed his comfortable position, grabbed Qin Yun's hair with his other hand, and hummed in his nose: "I'll let go, hurry up and take out the money." ”

This bastard old man is a veteran, Qin Yun sighed helplessly in his heart, he originally planned to let go of the old man and turn his head and run, but he didn't expect the old man to be fooled, so he had to grit his teeth and say: "Uncle, I don't have so much money on me, why don't you lead me to the front ATM to withdraw it?" ”

"Wait! No need to withdraw money, I have a way. The old man fumbled in the pocket of his body for a while, took out a mobile card reader, put it in Qin Yun's hand, and said a little proudly: "This is high-tech, hurry up and swipe the card, 20,000 yuan, don't waste my time." ”

Your sister, where did this old man come from, can he still order it normally, and now the liars are so professional? Qin Yun cried with a sad face, his brain was spinning rapidly, but he wanted to cheat his money, and there was no door.

"Uncle, do you think I look like a person with 20,000 yuan?" Qin Yun felt that he should pretend to be poor at this time, no, he was already poor.

"Give as much as you want, I'll suffer a loss, and I'll cheapen you once." As the old man spoke, his hand pulling Qin Yun's hair harder, he kept a straight face and hummed.

"Hey, young man, are you stupid, you admit it, give him some money, three hundred and five hundred is fine, a good man doesn't suffer a loss in front of him."

"Yes, just because he is so well prepared, you should also give him some money, so professional, it's the first time I've picked it up."

"Why do you say such things as a security guard, you don't care?"

"You're still the dean, why don't you care?"

“……”

Someone finally couldn't stand it anymore, and kindly comforted it, this is some people who just came, thinking that Qin Yun had met the porcelain, they whispered, saying things that they thought were fairer.

Qin Yun was full of black lines, and he almost fainted, these people were obviously watching the excitement and coaxing, not afraid of big things, anyway, it wasn't them who paid for it, and they didn't have a backache when they stood and talked, this kind of fun was enough to talk about for a year.

Grabbed by the old man's hair, he could only bend over, if the old man was a young man, he would have used a monkey to steal peaches, but unfortunately, this is an old man, in case he injured someone, it is estimated that he will really lose money.

Qin Yun turned a deaf ear to the words of the people around him, staring at the old man's clothes, he looked up inch by inch along the trouser tube, the black sweatpants for the elderly were very clean, without a trace of dust, the white sweatshirt was a little wrinkled, and it was also a little small, revealing a small belly with a line of fat, and the elastic band of the sweatpants was a little tight, deeply embedded in the flesh of the old man's waist.

Sighing, the corners of Qin Yun's mouth twitched a few times, a bright light flashed in his eyes, his hands were put together and rubbed vigorously a few times, and then separated, and with lightning speed, he grabbed the upper end of the old man's sweatpants, pulled it down hard, stabbed it, and even the little black shorts were all faded to the ankles by Qin Yun.

The half-naked old man was freshly displayed in front of everyone.

"Alas, you cowardly ......" roared, the old man's hand holding Qin Yun's hair instantly let go, and he hurriedly reached out to grab his pants that had faded to his ankles.

There was a commotion in the crowd, the little girl screamed and covered her face, turned her head and ran, the old aunt stared and looked at it, rolled her eyes with contempt, spit a mouthful of spit, her face was full of disgust, she turned her head and cursed with her companions around her, and blurted out words such as stinky hooligan, or the men gave her face, burst into a burst of playful laughter, looked down at the tight belt, and then laughed more happily.

"This young man is smart, admire, he can think of such a damaging move, but it's a pity, why isn't the one who pulls his hair a girl."

"Talent, at first glance, he is a veteran of flowers, and he is very skilled in taking off his pants."

"Hey, I just want to know, why can pulling other people's hair make little JJ impulsive, is this a secret ingredient?"

In an instant, several obscene old men began to discuss lively, and they completely deviated from the track of watching the excitement, and galloped on the road of no return to play hooligans. The old driver is not good at this, he can't brake at all when he gets up, and he doesn't care that the car is full of women.

If you don't run now, when will you wait? Qin Yun jumped up, like a mad dog that had lost its stiffness, he didn't know the direction or the road, he rushed out of the circle of people, jumped into a green belt, fluttered a few times like a person who was about to drown, staggered out of the green belt, and disappeared into the nearby grove.

Embarrassed, but also surrounded by scolding, even if it is shameless, the old man can't bear it, at this time he can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, hatefully stomped his feet, a blushing face can scare people to death, like wiping a monkey's butt blush, he covered his face, under the gaze of the people watching the excitement around, he got into the payment hall and twisted and turned, and disappeared from everyone's sight.

The old man panted and leaned against the wall of a bathroom, looked out of the door, and when he saw that there was no one, he took out the mobile phone in his pocket with trembling hands, dialed a number, and heard someone answering, so he angrily said to the person who answered the phone: "You stinky girl, in order to help you, I lost my adult today, you have to invite me to drink alone, and you can't let your grandma know!" ”

"No problem, grandpa, how did I raise what I asked you to do?" A sweet voice came from the phone, a little anxious, and a little excited.

"Humph! Didn't I tell you, I'm ashamed, I'm embarrassed! ”

"What did you lose?" The sweet voice wondered.

"Well, I was picked off my pants by that stinky boy in front of everyone......" The old man's voice was a little low, and he said weakly.

"Click...... ......"Before the old man could finish speaking, the phone hung up."

The old man held the mobile phone, a little dumbfounded, looked at the somewhat closed bathroom, shook the mobile phone vigorously, looked at the full grid of signals, and dialed back without giving up: "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off...... The voice is still sweet, but it is a different person.

"I ...... Sun Qianya!? Are you still my granddaughter, I ...... I'm fighting with you! The old man was stunned by this sudden turn of events, and then he understood what was going on, and he yelled angrily into the phone, and now he finally knew how unreliable his own child was.