"It's almost 7:50!"

"Yes, yes, it's finally almost seven fifty, and Mr. Shui is coming!"

"Great, it's finally coming, I got up at five o'clock in the morning, and I'm looking forward to this moment."

"Who says it's not, I haven't seen Mr. Shui for a few days, and I'm still a little excited."

“…………”

Just when Faye Wong was chatting with the little fox in full swing, the dead fat man next to her directly took Qin Tian's hand with a dead face, not caring about Faye Wong being by her side at all, and began to ask Qin Tian for advice on how to pick up girls, which annoyed Qin Tian too much, the already noisy lecture hall suddenly looked like a lit firecracker, and the atmosphere was about to explode.

"That beautiful teacher, every time she steps into the classroom at 7:50, she never arrives early or is a second late, what else do you want to know? I know more about that beautiful teacher than those perverts, do you want to report her measurements to you, so that you are excited? I secretly told you, that teacher is as beautiful as a fairy, several times more beautiful than me, a yellow-haired girl, do you want to take her by the way? ”

Looking at Qin Tian's somewhat curious gaze, Feifei Wong on the side, who didn't know when she raised her head, blinked her big watery eyes, and stared at him with a smile and said.

"Ahem, it's seven fifty every time, it seems that she is really a very self-disciplined person, very good, very good."

Looking at Feifei Wong's eyes that seemed to be smiling, Qin Tian suddenly turned his head in the direction of the fat man, and slowly swallowed back what he was about to say, looking at Feifei Wong's "uncaring" appearance, he suddenly smiled at her and said, Can't you be subtle when you speak, everyone is ashamed of the hypocritical look.

"Humph!"

Looking at Qin Tian's pretentious expression, Feifei Wong snorted at him. Lowered his head again, and continued to chat with the little fox indifferently, that look, as if nothing had happened just now, this "considerate" and "affectionate" smile suddenly made the fat man who did not torture the cheats of the pickle girl from Qin Tian's mouth, and was still ready to stalk, his body suddenly stiffened, and the whole person completely turned around, like a good baby, and sat down. The "killing intent" that bloomed in an instant just now frightened him.

As time passed slowly, when the pointer was about to point to 7:50, there was a loud noise outside the lecture hall, and when they heard this sound, those people sitting in the classroom suddenly took out their mirror combs and hurried to dress up. Strive to leave a good impression on the water teacher, the image is the most important drop, in case the two sides look at each other, you say yes.

But when the clock ticks to the last moment. It was not the pretty figure that made them haunted by their hearts that jumped in, but a bad old man!

Wait! Isn't that the way he opened them up? Teacher Shui? Bad old man? Nima, this span is a bit small! Look at that terrifying big changeling person. Many of the students' spears were a little frightened.

"Ahem, sù has bad news. Teacher Shui, who you are eager to see, can't come for the time being, this class has been replaced by mine, and you are disappointed in your hearts, or wolves and wolves from other classes, you can leave now. ”

Looking at the classroom that was silent in an instant because of his arrival, the bad old man, slowly and methodically walked to the podium with his hands behind his back, gently put down the textbook in his hand, and said to everyone in the audience with a smile.

"Damn! it! What a bad old man! ”

"Nima, this is like going to a five-star restaurant to eat happily, ordering a 5,000-ocean raptor crossing the river, but the waiter brought it up and took a look, and there was a green onion with clear soup inside, which is really terrible!"

"Gone, gone, what's so nice about the bad old man, it hurts his self-esteem!"

“…………”

Hearing the smiling words of the bad old man, the people in the lecture hall suddenly stopped working, dragging chairs, pulling the table The sound was continuous, what are you doing here if you don't leave, do you want them to this bad old man suddenly? Nima, after this is done, I don't know if I can walk on the road again.

Looking at the originally bursting lecture hall with no place to stand, there were only two or three big cats and kittens left in an instant, and the old man on the stage was not angry, he still stood in place with a smile, as if the bleak scene was not moved at all.

"What's wrong, what's wrong? What's going on? Why are there no one one one at all? Is this a change of place? Or am I misremembering the time? ”

Just when the person was about to go, the unique figure of the mouse appeared at the door of the classroom at a trot, looking at the empty situation inside, he was stunned for a moment, and the whole person looked at the door stupidly for a long time, and then squeezed to the fat man's side in confusion, and asked the difference.

"What else can there be, natural disasters and man-made disasters, Mr. Shui can't come if he has something, and I'm changing classes with this product, this terrible situation, it's hard, my brother even brought a camera, I originally wanted to see it, what about those legendary masturbation gods, who would have thought, hey, don't say it, it's a waste of feelings."

Looking at the mouse with a puzzled expression, the fat man lay on the table with a depressed face, and his half-dead tone was like a "I've done my best" imperial doctor, listening to it was like slapping him in the face a few times.

"This Nima, ......"

"Okay, look at the weather today, everyone's mental outlook is very good, I'll talk a few words, in the new semester, we have a lot of time and opportunities to get along, I hope that I haven't remembered my old face classmates, so start remembering now, I believe it will be used in the final exam, I personally thank you very much for coming here to support my work, in order to respect the hard work and fruits of the Dà family, I decided to name it......

Students who have already left don't worry, I will give them a lot of opportunities to practice how to redeem their false impression of being 'transparent' in the minds of others, and before my mind changes, that is, when the final exam comes, there will be a lot of time for everyone to play freely!

You can talk sweetly, you can also bribe materially, you can also use the threat of force, and you can even sacrifice all kinds of natural and man-made disasters as a reason, I am personally more open, as long as you can convince me, then a qiē is OK! ”

Looking at the less than twenty people left in the huge classroom, the old man on the stage suddenly clapped his hands and said to everyone in the audience with a smile on his face.

"Hahaha!" As soon as he heard this, the mouse immediately laughed, anyway, Lao Tzu is here, as for the other classmates, can it be a little worse?

"It's ruthless enough, fortunately, I felt a whim this morning, pinched my fingers, and knew that there was such a catastrophe in my life......"

"Let the storm be a little more violent!"

"Roll call!"

"I like roll call the most!"

"Thank you Christ, thank you Lord, thank you Jesus, thank you to the gods and Buddhas, Lao Tzu didn't leave, wow!"

"I'm smiling proudly!"

The survivors in the audience, ignoring the sorrowful screams of the skipping animals in the nightmare, shouted one by one below, the dead friends do not die in the poor, this kind of schadenfreude and joy to see, it is very touching to look at.

"Lujiji ......"

"Hair grows and grows ......"

"Xie Yinghao......"

"Wu Chi ......"

"Summer Stream......

When the teacher called the name above, he heard the people below answering in different dialects and in different ways: "to", "come", "I'm in", "have", "no", "chirp", "in", "I'm coming".

Twenty-seven men should have thirty-eight names.

The old man was calmly naming at the top, and the two or three guys below were improvizing.

This heart-wrenching scene directly stunned Qin Tian, Nima, you are too rampant, right? This is really a heifer playing handstand, bull soaring to the sky, cow man! Not to mention mastering the local dialects of so many regions of the country, even this courage is not something that ordinary people can have!

"Hey, Qin Tian? You're the one who never took a class? Well, the young man looks very good, you see these eyes are eyes, nose is nose, what a human appearance. ”

When the teacher on the stage called out Qin Tian's name and heard the response, he immediately smiled and praised Qin Tian.

Qin Tian......

Hearing this teacher's praise, Qin Tian was a black line: What's that, how many people look like it? Brother Dare to love me, I'm not human, I just look like a human being? Besides, what do you mean by seeing that the eye is the eye and the nose is the nose? If the nose doesn't have ears in this place, can you see it? Is this a compliment to me, or is it a disservice to me?

After "praising Qin Tian" two sentences, the teacher also lost his freshness to Qin Tian, and continued to take care of his own name, after finishing the matter, I don't know if he was intentional or unintentional, he directly ignored the names of those improvised cattle people, and smiled and took the textbook to prepare for a lecture, and the eyes of the cattle people who looked at it were green, and those people next to him were very unscrupulous and laughing, sure enough, this happiness must be based on the pain of others to be the best.

This class only listened to it for about ten minutes, Qin Tian learned the appearance of a fat man, leaned on the table softly, and after a while, he went to the dream to tease all kinds of fairies, although this old man talked very well about some knowledge of Chinese medicine, all kinds of in-depth and simple, nine shallow and one deep, nine deep and one shallow, but this can't stand Qin Tian's precociousness, cough cough, Qin Tian already knew, so those things that both increase knowledge and posture are still quite good in Qin Tian's ears, at least let him be majestic and majestic in his dreams. (To be continued......)