Chapter 103: Ventriloquism and Face Alteration
Imitating someone else's voice is a type of ventriloquism. Yang Tuo's special feature is that he can imitate other people's tones by listening to other people's voices once, and he can almost be called "golden voice" in the stolen world. Yang Tuo can imitate not only human voices, but also animal calls.
But how could Yang Tuo speak Oriental language? Don't look at Yang Tuo, who is seventy or eighty years old this year, and the knowledge level of others makes university professors ashamed. Like Marx, Yang Tuo speaks six Chinese, English, German, French, Korean, and Oriental languages. It seems that it is not so easy to be a Jiangyang thief.
Face alteration is the highest level of transfiguration. The average transfigurant has to use external objects to make up himself, such as various cosmetic pigments. It takes time and effort to use makeup paints to change the face, but it is easy to learn, simple and practical.
It is not easy to change your face in a short period of time. Yang Tuo kneaded Guan Mujun's face with his hands to perceive Guan Mujun's outline, and after remembering Guan Mujun's face outline, he put his hand against his face, and used his true qi to force the facial muscles to deform, the bones to displace, and finally become the desired face shape.
It can be seen that Yang Tuo's name of "a generation of thieves" is by no means blown out, and he is a genuine and powerful faction. As mentioned earlier, Yang Tuo went to the White House in the United States to steal a pen from George W. Bush, if you were skeptical at the time, you should believe it now!
Yang Tuo has no children and no apprentices in his life, and if his skills are not passed on, he will be extinct, this is a treasure, it is a pity to lose it. Yang Tuo has been looking for an apprentice with excellent quality, but so far it has not worked.
Yang Tuo's conditions for accepting apprentices were very harsh. First of all, you must have a certain skill in stealing, and the assessment is to be able to steal an object from him. There are not many people who can do this alone. It's hard to steal from a generation of thieves.
Secondly, the character should be correct. Some people will find this strange, why do you have to be a thief and have a good character? What is the difference between this and being a watchful archway, and actually pasting gold on his face. In fact, if Yang Tuo's skills are learned by people with improper intentions, it will be a scourge to this world, and it will even cause a great shock to the earth. For example, sneaking into the White House of the United States and giving the president to K, and then K and so-and-so .......
These rules were not set by Yang Tuo, but by his master. Yang Tuo's master is known as the ghost face hand, and he created his own ghost sect.
Yang Tuo pursues the principle of thieves and has a way, and positions himself as a thief. Yang Tuo and the famous thief in history, Liu Xia Tuo, both have the word "Tuo" in their names. In fact, Yang Tuo's previous name was not Yang Tuo, but Yang Qizhu. The name was changed later, and he always warned himself to be a thief.
Because of these two items, Yang Tuo has never been able to find a satisfactory apprentice. In fact, Yang Tuo wanted to teach his skills to Li Erdan, but he didn't know if the Daoist people were willing to learn it. The conditions of the second egg are absolutely in line with the two of Yang Tuo's positioning, if you learn Yang Tuo's stealing skills, you will definitely be out of the blue, and it is not impossible to be named the "thief king", "thief god" and "thief immortal" god horse by the rivers and lakes in the future.
The real Guan Mujun is dead, and the fake Guan Mujun can be completely fake from the outside. It's not the first time Yang Tuo has done this kind of thing, and his ability to adapt to changes is not comparable to ordinary people. Therefore, it is important to have practical experience in this industry.
Yang Tuo dragged Guan Mujun's body to the end of the dark passage, and then covered the body with his own black clothes. There is a way to steal, Yang Tuo does not kill people easily, and Orientals are also people, not animals. Yang Tuo killed Guan Mujun as a last resort.
After doing all this, Yang Tuo stood up, came to the elevator like a gust of wind, and the flashlight shone on the elevator opening button. The elevator door opened with the push of a button, and a blinding white light shone through. Yang Tuo stayed in the dark for a long time, and the soft light was extremely dazzling. After entering the elevator, Yang Tuo quickly adapted to the environment.
The elevator wall posted the situation on each floor. There are three floors underground, the negative floor is a place to eat, drink, live and play, and the negative second floor is an experimental research room. The negative third floor is not stated, but it is marked with a skull head, indicating that something extremely dangerous is placed inside, such as weapons of mass destruction.
Yang Tuo looked at the mirror in the elevator, don't say it, it's quite handsome! Yang Tuo stood up straight, and his movements were the same as those of the real Guan Mujun.
Yang Tuo pressed the button on the second basement floor. The elevator is very fast and arrives in a few seconds.
Out of the elevator door is a hallway. On both sides of the corridor are rooms and the list goes on. People come and go, all researchers in white coats, arguing and talking, so lively. Everyone didn't care when they saw Yang Tuo, because Yang Tuo was Guan Mujun on the surface!
Yang Tuo walked in the aisle with an electric baton in one hand and a flashlight in the other, not wandering around, but remembering and analyzing every place he saw.
Yang Tuo's mission this time is to steal classified documents on weapons of mass destruction. If Yang Tuo is not mistaken, there should be an archive here. Imagine that the underground science institute that houses more than 2,000 people working for it, and the research results come out every day, how can it be done without archive management.
This secret scientific research institute does not look amazing from the ground, and it is only when you go underground that you realize that there is a hole in the sky. The more Yang Tuo walked, the more frightened he became, and there were many laboratories densely distributed on both sides of the criss-crossing corridor. If Yang Tuo hadn't had a good orientation, he would have gotten lost a long time ago.
"Hey, Guan Mujun, why are you in such a hurry!" When Yang Tuo walked to the toilet, a man walked out with his pants up, also a uniformed security guard, smiling.
"Huh!?" Yang Tuo really didn't realize this problem, did he really go fast? Yang Tuo didn't know the usual walking speed of Guan Mujun, but now it is also the speed of ordinary people.
"Is it that my daughter-in-law gave birth to a big fat boy, happy?" The man in uniform said with a smile.
"Hi hi, yes." Yang Tuo said along with the words of the man in uniform. If it was true as the man in uniform said, Yang Tuo would blame himself. He was killed by himself as soon as he became a father, and I'm afraid I haven't even seen my son.
"Congratulations." The man in uniform patted Yang Tuo on the shoulder and blessed him from the bottom of his heart.
"Ah, Liya Duo (Xie Lu Xie)." Yang Tuo learned from the Oriental people to bend down and thank you.
"You're in such a hurry, where are you going?"
"I, I," Yang Tuo, of course, couldn't say that he was looking for the archives, he pointed to the toilet, and had an idea, "I'm here to go to the toilet." ”
As soon as Yang Tuo's words fell, the intercom rang out, "Guan Mujun, go to the archives and take a look, there seems to be a little situation there." ”
Yang Tuo spread his hands to the uniformed man, meaning that I was busy and was leaving. The man in uniform pursed his mouth and made a gesture of please.
The toilet was in the northwest corner of a four-forked walkway, and Yang Tuo casually found a direction and walked towards the west side of the walkway.
"Hey, Guan Mujun." Yang Tuo had just taken two steps before he was stopped by the man in uniform.
"Oh? Something? Yang Tuo looked puzzled, but he actually understood in his heart that he might be going in the wrong direction. The passage of the Malegobi is so complicated, who knows which direction is correct.
"It's going in the opposite direction. When I first became a father, I was so happy that I couldn't sleep happily for three days. When I can't sleep, I get up and sit on push-ups......"
Yang Tuocai didn't have time to listen to the uniformed man talk about his feelings as a new father, so he turned around and walked towards the east of the passage.
"Thanks, like you said, I'm so excited to be a new father." What Yang Tuo said is the same as the truth, at his age, don't want to be a father in this life. But it's not absolute, the body of a cultivator is many times better than that of ordinary people, and the little tadpole shouldn't be ordinarily strong! This one, Yang Tuo can really try it. In fact, Yang Tuo once had a hard and unforgettable love, but it didn't come to fruition.
"Hehe, you can get busy, you will get used to it in a few days."
Yang Tuo left in a hurry, and the voice of the man in uniform came from behind him, "Guan Mujun." ”
"Oh?"
"Do you want me to send you there? I'm idle. ”
And such a good thing? Even with a guide, Yang Tuo concealed his excitement and said, "If you have nothing to do, come over together!" If there is really any emergency and I can't handle it alone, you can help. ”
"Then I'll go with you!"
The underground research institute is a big underground palace, and Yang Tuo followed the man in uniform to turn left and right, and walked for almost five minutes before reaching the archives.
"Forgive me for taking the liberty of being presumptuous, Guan Mujun, how do I feel that you are weird today, but I can't say it. It always feels like it's not the same as usual, like a different person. ”
"Ah, is there one?" Yang Tuo pretended to be surprised, "Maybe I'm so happy to be a father, like you said, I haven't slept well for several days, and I always imagine what my son looks like in my mind." ”
"Oh, Sao Snai."
The two pushed open the door of the archive room, and the two young beauties pounced on them as if they had seen a savior.
"Guan Mu-kun, Inoue-kun, there are two snakes in the archives, you quickly arrest them! Woo a rope (so scary). ”
Yang Tuo is a lot older, holding an Oriental beauty in her twenties, and her lower body actually reacted. Yang Tuo secretly screamed guilty and hurriedly let go of the beauty.
"Miko Ogura, Chiyo Sawa, don't be afraid. Let me and Guan Mujun help you catch the pesky snake, okay? "Inoue-kun hugged the beautiful archivist and didn't want to let go, I thought it was a great effort to follow Guan Mujun over, but I didn't think it was a beautiful difference.
"There's a pimple, a lot of teeth. (Great, thank you)" Miko Ogura said with a on her face.
In the archives of the scientific research institute, there are two women, Miko Ogura and Chiyo Zelong, and they usually ask the security guards here for help when they are busy. For example, they are moving things, sorting out materials, and so on, so they are very familiar with each other.
Inouue-kun was holding Miko Ogura, and it was Zelong Chiyo who pounced on Yang Tuo.
The beauty was put down by Yang Tuo in less than a few seconds, and Miss Zelong pouted to express her dissatisfaction, thinking to herself how Guan Mujun did it, could it be that he changed his sex, he usually sees himself with a pair of squinting eyes, and today's performance is too upright and gentleman!
"Where is the snake?" Yang Tuo asked.
"I don't know where I went, I must have been hiding." Miss Zelong's pretty face turned pale with fright, and her heart palpitated.
"You guys are just waiting here, and Inoue and I are going to help you catch snakes."
The archives are not very large, with several bookshelves on display. In addition to the bookshelves, there are also many safes along the walls. Yang Tuo can only see these in this position.
"Well, I'm sorry for you."
The two beauties bent down and bowed.
"What is there to thank for, it is my honor to serve the beauty!" Inoue-kun looked squinting, staring at Miko Ogura's boobs and drooling.
The scientific research institute is no better than the outside, and the discipline is strict, and sometimes you can't go out casually for a year and a half. Just like Guan Mujun's daughter-in-law gave birth to a son, Guan Mujun can't ask for leave to visit his son if he wants to, and he has to keep it secret. Calls must be watched by someone, in case of leaking secrets.