Chapter 2 Let's make a big fuss in the underworld!
I don't know how long it took, but I woke up. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
My first feeling was cold, and I let out a breath, only to spit out a circle of bubbles in my mouth......
I seem to be in the water.
I looked up and saw that I was at the bottom of a container, and above it was not the sky or the roof, but the blue stone wall.
Where is this? It's cold......
It's not that the water is cold, it's that the yin around it is very heavy.
"Are you awake?"
A hoarse voice rang out, and I saw a long red face emerge from above the container, with a white mane on its head, and I could barely see a corner of the blue dress...... Something familiar.
Who are you?
Another head was exposed, also with a large long face, with a nose ring, and two white horns on the top of the head, much like a bull's head.
Bull head? Isn't this a bull's head? So what was the horse noodles just now?
Why are the two of them here?
For a moment, my turtle heart was full of doubts.
The bull head whispered to the horse, "Isn't it good for us to do this?" It doesn't seem to be in the book of life and death......"
"What's the solution? The king asked us to arrest him, can he still disobey the order? Ma Mian replied.
Scratch? Yes, I was captured by both of them, so here's ...... Underworld?
My turtle shivered from the fright.
I'm dead? No, I've just become a rich turtle!
Ma Mian looked at me a few times, took out a piece of paper from behind his back, protected it with mana, and sent it to me, saying, "Look at it, sign it if there is no problem!" ā
I took it with my tortoise claw, and found that there were only two lines of words on the paper.
"Big Turtle Xiaofei, for committing ......" is not written at the end, leaving only a large blank space.
There is also a line of words at the bottom of the paper, "Deprived of Yang Shou, enter the Reincarnation Division, and be reincarnated as a turtle." ā
Below, there is the place where signatures and fingerprints are pressed.
Damn, let me sign it without writing anything? Reincarnated as a turtle?
I was so angry that I wanted to tear off the paper in my hand, but because of the mana protection of the horse face, I didn't succeed in using my strength to feed.
"Big turtle, what are you excited about?" Ma Mian glared at me, touched his long chin with his hand, and said, "Hmm...... You once instigated a giant turtle and a sea caterpillar to develop an impure relationship. ā
As it spoke, I saw a crime pop up on the paper: pimping.
"Buy the Dragon Lady ......"
A new crime has appeared on paper: human trafficking.
It kept talking, and the list of crimes on the paper became more and more, blackmail, robbery, bribery, voyeurism...... Soon, the blank space on the paper was filled.
ā¦ā¦ Have I done so much?
Niu Tou seemed to be more loyal and honest, and said, "Old Ma, is what you said a little too much?" ā
It's not just a little ......
"Let's also complete the king's explanation......," Ma Mian defended, continuing to urge me, "Sign it quickly!" ā
Are you stupid for me? If these charges are confirmed, I will definitely die......
I tossed the paper aside, ignoring it, the paper was covered with the mana of the horse's face, not eroded by the water, and floated quietly onto the water.
Ma Mian sighed and said, "I originally wanted to use some gentle means, but since you are so uncooperative......"
Hmph, I'm dead, and I'm still afraid of you?
I glanced at it disdainfully, but it was unmoved and sneered at me.
The face of the horse and the face of the bull head left the top of the container together, as if they were on other business......
"Well, how can I escape?"
I muttered to myself, crawling at the bottom of the container with little interest. The container seemed to be old, with a thick layer of rust underneath, and I gently rubbed some off with my turtle claws and found a carved pattern.
The pattern depicts a cauldron with two ugly-looking demons throwing the undead into the pot and cooking it over high heat, and the undead are constantly struggling in the pot......
Isn't this one of those tortures in hell?
I thought to myself, but my body trembled a few times for no reason, and then I looked at the container wall around me, and I always felt that something was wrong.
Slowly, I noticed some heat under the turtle's claws, and I panicked.
I'm in a pot at all, and those two are going to cook me!
After figuring it out, I desperately climbed to the top of the pot wall, but the pot was too high and steep to climb up at all.
It was getting hotter and hotter, and the water around me was getting hotter, and I felt more and more pain, and the red number "10" began to pop up on my head......
If you go on like this, you're going to die!
I don't know if I can be resurrected with the rest of my life when I was killed by the system character, if not, my divine blessing skill has not been triggered, so I will be planted here today......
I was so scared that I yelled.
The faces of the bull head and the horse face appeared from the top of the pot again, and the horse face laughed proudly: "Haha, I used to cook people, but I didn't expect that boiling turtles feels good!" ā
You pervert!
My qi and blood were falling faster and faster, and the bull head seemed to be a little unbearable, and said, "Big turtle, you can sign it, you can suffer less." ā
Why don't you persuade Ma Mian to stop? I thought you were good just now!
My body was getting weaker and weaker, but I wasn't ready to give in.
That's right, Dream Elf, Chu Lianyi, Feiyan Girl...... I can give in even to the rabbits, because they are all women......
However, your two men dare to do this to me, don't let me out, this matter will definitely not be over!
"Big turtle, what kind of eyes do you have?" Ma Mian glared at me, as if he was very annoyed by my resistance, "Old Niu, you go and add more fire." ā
"Hey!" The bull head answered and left.
It's just that after a long time, I didn't notice that the firepower had become stronger.
Ma Mian also noticed this, and was a little angry, and left the top of the pot with a long face......
It didn't come back either, and the firepower was getting weaker and weaker.
What's going on?
In the environment of the underworld, the water temperature quickly dropped, and my qi and blood levels stopped decaying.
For the rest of my life, I didn't have time to rejoice, so I stuck to the wall of the pot, listened carefully to the movement outside, and wondered what was going on.
"Dragon Maiden, how did you find it?" The voice is thick, as if the bull head is speaking.
Dragon Lady? Did she come to my rescue?
The other party did not answer, and I suddenly felt that my body was light, and the water in the pot wrapped me and flew into the air, floating upward.
There is the breath of a dragon lady in the water...... I'm much calmer.
I looked down and saw two teams facing each other.
On one side is a horse face holding a soul hook and a bull's head holding a token, and on the other side is a dragon girl carrying a red sword and a black bear spirit with a ring-headed broadsword......
In the distance, there are also the ghosts of businessmen tiptoeing around.
The employees are here!
My turtle heart was a little touched......
With a sword in her right hand and a left hand pointing in the air, the dragon girl manipulated the water that enveloped me and moved towards her location.
Seeing this, Ma Mian hurriedly threw out the Soul Hook Rope, trying to catch me back, but the Dragon Girl did not panic, withdrew her left hand, and the right hand holding the sword pressed forward, and the red sword emitted a hazy light, intercepting the Soul Hook Rope in the air.
"Ma Mian, can you use your soul body to fight me as a true dragon?" The dragon girl said coldly, and the red sword light flashed fiercely, completely pulling me out of the attack range of the bull's head and the horse's face.
The dragon girl is domineering, so handsome......
My turtle thought to myself, but the dragon maiden's hand did not stop, and with a slight wave, I flew again to the merchant ghost behind me, but she herself took a step forward and fought with the horse.
I was flying in the air, looking down at the bottom. The bull head seemed to hesitate slightly and chased after me, but the black bear spirit sneered twice and stopped it with a big knife with a ring head.
"Your uncle! Under my guard, the shopkeeper was detained! The black bear spirit shouted loudly, and under the rage, a big knife danced with a tiger, and the bull's head only had the share of parrying.
"It's all demigods, let's see who's more powerful!"
The black bear spirit is getting braver and braver the more he fights.
I drew a parabola in the air and landed next to the merchant's ghost, startled, staring at me like a baseball player, moving back and forth, left and right, trying to find a place to catch me......