(Xiao Jiu fell asleep yesterday while writing, and woke up at six o'clock this morning, hurriedly finished writing, and then put it on...... I feel like I'm going to have a nervous breakdown...... ）

"Brother Yang, personality test. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Luo Yong saw Yang Fan coming in and asked directly: "If you are trapped in the desert and thirsty for five days and five nights, you will die if you don't drink water." Now there are two bottles of water, one is aunt's blood and the other is urine, which one do you choose? ”

As soon as Wang Yang came in, Luo Yong asked him to do this, and Wang Yang subconsciously felt that this problem was fraudulent.

And at this time, there was a knock on the door, and Wang Yang was a routine: "Luo Yong is a handsome guy, Wang Yang is a handsome guy, Yang Fan is a handsome guy, and Tan Qinglian is a big ugly!" ”

Wang Yang opened the door for Tan Qinglian at this time, took the things in Tan Qinglian's hand and said, "What did you buy when I went there, why did you buy so much?" Got rich or won the lottery! ”

Tan Qinglian glanced at Wang Yang for a while and said, "Didn't you say that you had a treat?!" If you look over there, we've bought two cases of cocktails, the kind for twelve dollars a bottle! ”

Wang Yang was looking at the two boxes of wine, glared at him and said, "I'll go to you to kill the big family, you guys are too dark!" Wait...... When did I say I was in for a treat? ”

Yang Fan came up and hugged Wang Yang's shoulders and said, "The three of us voted, if you are not there, we will abstain from you." Then the three of us unanimously voted to let you have a treat, so it will be honorably yours, don't you feel very proud!? ”

Wang Yang glanced at Yang Fan and Luo Yong, and said, "You two are so unauthentic, usually we work together to pit Brother Dog, but now you two are not suitable for me!" ”

"Uncle's!" Tan Qinglian was very dissatisfied and said: "I'll just say that I pay every time I go to the future, whether it's guessing boxing or throwing coins, I always lose, it turns out that your three grandsons colluded!" ”

Luo Yong saw that the situation was a little wrong, so he came up and said, "Don't change the topic, Brother Yang, you haven't answered my question yet." ”

Wang Yang's eyes rolled, and he looked at Tan Qinglian again and said, "Brother Yong, ask you a question, Brother Dog, I think Brother Dog's IQ will definitely be able to answer correctly!" ”

"What's the problem?" Tan Qinglian asked curiously.

"Brother Dog, personality test." Rayong asked directly: "If you are trapped in the desert and thirsty for five days and five nights, you will die if you don't drink any more water." Now there are two bottles of water, one is aunt's blood and the other is urine, which one do you choose? ”

After Tan Qinglian heard this question, he frowned, thought about it very seriously, and said, "Uh...... This question is still a bit difficult, I choose pee! ”

"What a pervert!" Luo Yong immediately said with a disgusted face: "There are obviously two bottles of water, why don't you drink water and urine?" ”

"What?" Tan Qinglian was still a little confused, and asked, "When did you say that there was water?" ”

Luo Yong pursed his lips and said, "What I just asked is, there are now two bottles of water, one is aunt's blood and the other is urine, which one do you choose?" The first thing I said was two bottles of water! ”

"I ...... Your second uncle! Tan Qinglian was angry and funny.

Yang Fan came up and said with a smile: "Brother dog, it turns out that you like to drink urine!" Do you want me to find a bottle for you tonight, boy pee! ”

"Damn, why are you so disgusting!" Luo Yong glanced at Yang Fan with disdain, then looked at Tan Qinglian and said, "I've been on fire recently, and the color is relatively dark, do you want a jar of tea urine?" ”

Wang Yang smiled on the side and said: "Brother dog, you don't have to worry about going out to find a job in the future, you have contracted so many public toilets on the street, recycling and reusing resources, and you will be the richest man in the world in the future!" ”

"Get out of here, you three grandsons will damage me!" Tan Qinglian said helplessly: "When I have a chance, I will definitely not let you three go!" ”

"Sigh ......" The remaining three despised it together, and they didn't take Tan Qinglian's words to heart at all.

After laughing for a while, the four of them divided their labors, washing the vegetables, and the seasonings, and after a while, they sat around the table and prepared to eat hot pot.

After a few bottles of wine, a few people were not so conscious.

"By the way, Brother Yang, what happened to the gambling stone last time?" Luo Yong asked curiously, "How do you know that there is jade over there?" ”

"If I say yes, I guess, do you believe me?" Wang Yang only felt the benefits of building a foundation at this moment, usually if he drank so much wine, he would have started to faint a long time ago, but today there was nothing.

Luo Yong shook his head and said with a look of disbelief: "How can you guess so accurately?" Guess me again! ”

"It's really hard to say this kind of thing, human potential is unlimited, don't you know? You forgot the story in the high school books before, someone lifted a big truck in a hurry! Wang Yang said: "At that time, I was also in a hurry, and I felt that there was something in it!" ”

"Really?" Luo Yong was a little dizzy from drinking, he usually wouldn't ask Wang Yang like this.

Yang Fan nodded and said, "Brother Yong, others can not believe it, but you can't believe it!" ”

"Why? Hiccup—" Rayong said with a hiccup.

"Have you forgotten that in your final exam last year, you got both reading comprehension questions right in English?" Yang Fan said: "I don't believe you when you said you didn't have an answer!" ”

Luo Yong nodded as if he didn't understand, as if he believed Wang Yang's statement.

Tan Qinglian didn't say a word on the side, eating and drinking wine, as if thinking about something.

Wang Yang patted Tan Qinglian and said, "Brother Dog, what are you thinking?" Why don't you speak? ”

"Pondering what?" Tan Qinglian snorted, and Tsundere said: "Thinking about how to make you ugly, and then completely despise you!" ”

"I'll go, you're thinking about how to hurt your brother?" Wang Yang said with a look of disdain.

Tan Qinglian rolled his eyes and said, "When you guys drank to fix me, why didn't I see your righteous and awe-inspiring expression now?" ”

"Nonsense, it's not me!" Wang Yang said as a matter of course: "Also, you washed the dishes tonight!" ”

"Why should I wash? My weak heart has been hurt by you once, do you still have a conscience to hurt me? Tan Qinglian said with an aggrieved face.

"Of course bear with me!" Rayong said: "What we like to do most is to bully the weak!" ”

"Uncle, don't you want to do it, I won't do it!" Tan Qinglian seemed to have lost his temper.

Wang Yang took out his mobile phone, bluffed a number, and said, "Do you want me to call your sweetheart to confess for you, and then tell him how you are good to other girls?" ”

Yang Fan snatched the phone again and said, "Let's talk about it again, after you become the student president, others will write you love letters!" ”

Then Rayong snatched the phone and said with a smile: "And you call in the middle of the night. Fly. The thing that the bed of the machine shakes straight! ”

"You ......" Tan Qinglian was speechless, so he had to admit it: "You have it, three masters, can't I be wrong!" I'm the number one card in Yihong Mansion, you can play as much as you want! ”

"You're the number one?"

"How can there be such an ugly first card?"

"Hey, hey, you're selling. Fart. The top card of the stock, right!? ”

Tan Qinglian took a deep breath and said, "You three don't go too far!" ”

"What's the matter, you want to fight?" Wang Yang patted Tan Jing's shoulder and said.

"Three masters, can't I be wrong?" Tan Qinglian's originally tough appearance softened suddenly.

"Hahaha......"

Laughter filled the room.

This is under the cover of a smile, Wang Yang's eyes have a hint of blazing.

I don't know if it was under the influence of alcohol, he had a bold idea.

He doesn't live in the dormitory tonight, he wants to find Hu Yueyue!