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After Bai Mingyan woke up, he opened his eyes as soon as possible, and the morning light sprinkled on his face through the thin curtains, feeling warm.

Immediately afterward, the aroma of food wafted into his nostrils. Bai Mingyan rubbed his face with his hands, turned over and got out of bed, and walked to the kitchen. After hearing the movement coming from the kitchen, Bai Mingyan asked as he walked, "Xiaoyue, why haven't you gone to school yet... Belch. ”

I saw Qi Zeran wearing a men's apron, standing in front of the stove, holding a small spatula, and turning the fried eggs in the pan elegantly.

His eyes were as calm as water, and his arm holding the spatula did not shake in the slightest. The standing posture is straight, the slender figure outlines the toned micro-curves, and the whole person is full of spirit from the inside out.

It's like an ice cube, and the fried egg is so artistic.

Bai Mingyan sighed silently in his heart, and stepped forward to take a look, but when he saw the scene in the pan, the original curious and appreciative look instantly stiffened on his face.

Can anyone tell me what this charred black object, with white spots and white streaks, resembling a giant poisonous spider that has been burned, is ......?

"It's a bit mushy." Qi Zeran said this lightly, then took out the "poisonous spider" with long chopsticks, threw it into the trash can on the side, and then cracked an egg.

Bai Mingyan's eyebrows jumped, and he stretched out his head to look into the trash can, and actually found no less than five egg-like strange lifeforms in it.

"Hah... Hahai..."

Kunkun stuck out his tongue and ran over with a twist, then excitedly stuck his little head out to the trash can.

"Don't you want to die!" Bai Mingyan was taken aback, and hurriedly hugged Kunkun, who wanted to steal food, into his arms.

"......" Qi Zeran turned his head expressionlessly, staring at Bai Mingyan, his eyes cold.

"Ahem, what, I mean it's too dirty in the trash."

Qi Zeran: "My parents and college roommates never eat the food I cooked. ”

Bai Mingyan patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, I understand..."

Qi Zeran nodded: "Well, I also feel that I have been improving." ”

Bai Mingyan: "I mean, 'I understand why they don't eat it', please let these innocent eggs go, they are not even children." ”

Qi Zeran: "......"

……

Bai Mingyan has always felt that "when God closes a door, he will also open a window for you", which is actually quite reasonable. But when he saw Qi Zeran's natural and ultimate dark cuisine again, he suddenly understood: God may lock this door when he closes it. As for the window, you have to find it yourself, whether you can find it or not, that's another story.

After Bai Mingyan washed up briefly, he came to the dining table and began to enjoy the delicious breakfast prepared by Bai Mingyue.

And Qi Zeran sat on the side, holding a book called "My Family's Breakfast Recipe", frowning slightly, reading it, and from time to time he would raise his head to look at the breakfast made by Bai Mingyue, and then glanced at the trash can full of "weird wreckage" not far away without a trace......

"Don't be discouraged by the ice, as long as you keep going, you will definitely be rewarded." Maybe one day you will be able to create a natural pollution-free poisonous rat that is unique in the sky and on the ground......

Qi Zeran nodded.

"You said, you can clearly rely on your face to eat, why do you choose to hone your talent." Bai Mingyan took a sip of gruel and sighed: "I once tried to live broadcast by my appearance, but then I almost starved to death, so I could only rely on technology to broadcast live." ”

Qi Zeran glanced at Bai Mingyan and said, "Is there anything you want to eat at night?" ”

“… Clams? ”

"I'm going to practice with you for a while, my mom forbids me to use the kitchen at home."

That aunt is really wise and powerful......

"How about Songhua egg tofu?" Qi Zeran asked.

"......, can you not always get along with eggs?"

"Don't like it, so what do you want to eat?" Qi Zeran didn't know where to conjure up a copy of "My Family's Dinner Cookbook".

"I..."

"Hmm." Qi Zeran opened the catalog of books in his hand, waiting for Bai Mingyan's answer, his face was serious and serious.

“…… Want to eat takeout. ”

Qi Zeran: "......"

After breakfast, Bai Mingyan took Kun Kun around the community for a while, and then returned home, ready to start today's live broadcast work.

Qi Zeran moved a chair and sat next to Bai Mingyan, still holding "My Family's Dark Cooking Recipe" in his hand, reading it without saying a word.

It's 9 o'clock in the morning on Monday, and the number of viewers in the webcast room is much smaller than at other times, and most of the people who can watch the live broadcast during this time are students who don't have classes scheduled in the morning.

After the previous accumulation, Bai Mingyan already has some loyal fans, and many of these fans are young girls who are very idle.

After Bai Mingyan opened the live broadcast room. In the barrage, people spoke one after another-

"Good morning, uncle!"

"God of tears, you are also very punctual today~"

"Faggot upstairs, please shut up."

"Big brother, has my husband gone to school, I want to see my husband."

“……”

Bai Mingyan put on the headphones first, adjusted the position of the microphone, and said with a smile: "Good morning, everyone, Xiaoyue has gone to class." ”

Barrage –

"Is there a game in the night of the God of Tears?"

"Big brother turns on the camera, if you don't turn it on, you're not happy."

“……”

"Well, that's right, our team's game is scheduled for 8 o'clock in the evening, I hope everyone can support more at that time." After Bai Mingyan responded to the audience's questions, he turned on the camera.

Barrage –

"Big brother is handsome~"

"When is the god of tears?"

"Anchor, turn the camera to the left!!"

"Damn, who is next to you, big brother?"

"Anchor, your camera is crooked!"

"It's really crooked."

"2333 good routine, crooked +1."

“……”

Crooked? Did I accidentally touch the camera yesterday... Bai Mingyan was stunned, and hurriedly broke the camera to the left.

Barrage –

"Further left."

"Keep going!"

“……”

Bai Mingyan did as he was told, and then suddenly realized that something was wrong, looked down at the screen, but found that his person had already flown out of the screen, and only Qi Zeran was quietly reading the recipe in the video screen.

“…… Have you never considered my feelings? Bai Mingyan was silent for a few seconds, and then said into the microphone in a complaining tone.

Barrage –

"Hahaha, I feel sorry for the tears."

"Big brother, who is this?"

"Where did you come from, give the old lady a closer look."

"Big brother, let him get closer!"

"It turns out that the God of Tears eats both men and women..."

“……”

Gifts began to roll in the live broadcast room, although the number of people online was only a few hundred, but the speed of refresh of this gift was not slow at all.

"Ice cubes..."Bai Mingyan turned his head.

“… Well? ”

"I'm here to pick up the guests."

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ps: It's all fake, dnf is fake, 90ss is fake, even this update is fake.