Zhang Xiaofeng, male, 21 years old, a junior at Huaxia Medical College, has always wanted to know the most is how many hands his girlfriend is. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, he was sitting on the bed in the dormitory and fighting the landlord with a few buddies.

"A Kai."

"King Bomb!"

“............”

"I'm a Kai, you two kings bomb me? Didn't I just eat an extra bag of potato chips from you? I'll pay you back in a while, and I'll have some fun. Zhang Xiaofeng was angry.

If you want him to say, the people in this dormitory are all wonderful.

The tall and thin man like a bamboo pole is called Wang Debin.

has two big teeth, and his lips can't be covered, so he simply lets his teeth be exposed all day long.

People call him Yage.

That, the handsome one, is called Wang Peng.

Hehe, don't be blinded by his harmless appearance.

He's the worst in the whole school.

His most popular thing is the frog, commonly known as the toad.

Once, when the teacher was dissecting frogs in class, he was asked to be an assistant, so he found an opportunity to lock the teacher in the dissection room for six hours.

There is also the big fat man who fried Zhang Xiaofeng with two kings, called Wang Sushi.

I don't know how his parents came up with this unlucky name.

It is said that when Wang Sushi was born, he was different from other children.

He hasn't cried since he was a child.

Time was all used by him to eat.

When I was a child, I fed and when I was older, I ate.

People affectionately call him Brother Barrel, and the last person the old aunt in the canteen wants to see is him.

Basically, as soon as he went, the cafeteria aunts had no food.

and him, Zhang Xiaofeng, looks decent, but he is the most famous dick and silk in the school.

The whole school affectionately called him Dick and Silk Ancestor.

According to the principal, all the wonders of the whole school are gathered in their dormitory.

Originally, there were five people in their dormitory.

But that man had to endure the grinding of teeth, hiccups, farting, and dreaming about these four people every night.

Later, he had a nervous breakdown and went out to live.

.............

"No, no, no, two bags." The fat man said with a grin, revealing a few small white teeth.

It also looks anticlimactic, quite cute.

But if Zhang Xiaofeng hadn't been numb in his buttocks, he would have to get up and beat him.

"You are mighty and majestic, galloping in the wilderness, like a hurricane.........."

Zhang Xiaofeng's beautiful mobile phone rang.

He glanced at the caller ID.

I saw that it read: "My most beloved baby pimple~"

He almost didn't throw up.

Sure enough, I can't borrow my phone to my girlfriend..........

Connect the phone,

I only heard a sweet voice that said, "Zhang Xiaofeng, accompany me back to your hometown on Sunday." ”

"My hometown? What for? Zhang Xiaofeng asked curiously.

"Open your ancestral grave, let me see what kind of immortal can poke out your big man."

The brothers came up.

are all curious about what Zhang Xiaofeng has done to hurt the heavens and reason, and provoke this aunt and grandmother like this again.

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the brothers with an embarrassed expression, and then wanted to turn down the volume.

Wang Peng's eyes were quick, and he immediately took away the mobile phone and turned on the speakerphone.

"Your mother called me just now, he said that I am a little prodigal, and gave me the phone number of the coal seller in your village, your mother is sick."

Zhang Xiaofeng's eyes widened.

"Zhang Xiaofeng, since your mother sees me like this, that's okay, let's go to the sky, let's go to the other, you go with your mother!"

Wang Peng said with a shocked face: "Modern mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law have fought wits and courage to this point? ”

Wang Debin didn't know what he thought of, and the two big teeth were laughing there.

Wang Sushi smiled: "Little Lang Hoof and Mother-in-law." ”

Zhang Xiaofeng gave a punch alone,

Then he walked to another bed, and as soon as the two of them crossed their long legs, they played with their mobile phones.

As for this, he didn't take it to heart at all.

He opens the glory of kings.

brushed a few handfuls, but there was no upgrade, and the anger retreated directly.

Glanced at the time.

It's already night.

He opened WeChat to see if Hao Yue had messaged him.

But to his surprise.

Hao Yue actually became backbone at this time.

Not a single message was sent.

Zhang Xiaofeng sneered.

Just ready to quit.

I saw a message pop up suddenly.

He clicked on it and immediately smiled.

"Taishang Laojun invites you to join the Heavenly Court Red Envelope Group."

"Taishang Laojun invites Fairy Chang'e to join the Heavenly Court Red Envelope Group."

"Taishang Laojun invites Erlang God to join the Heavenly Court Red Envelope Group."

"Taishang Laojun invites Marshal Tianpeng to join the red envelope group."

"Taishang Laojun invited the Queen Mother to join the red envelope group."

................

Zhang Xiaofeng was dazzled.

"Now liar, I know it's almost the New Year, and you want to finish your business and go home quickly, but can you respect my IQ?"

He sighed and prepared to leave the group.

But all of a sudden, a red envelope flashed on the screen.

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't say a word.

Hurriedly reached for the point.

"Congratulations, you grabbed a big pill from Taishang Laojun."

"Funny, Lao Tzu has been using my left hand since junior high school, and you rabble still want to rob me?" Zhang Xiaofeng said with a smile.

But when he went to look at the red envelope he had snatched.

I almost didn't suffocate myself in one breath.

"Da Huandan? What about playing? WeChat updated? New ways to play? Zhang Xiaofeng looked confused.

He asked Brother Ya on the top bunk, "Brother Ya, has the WeChat red envelope function been updated?" ”

"Boy, I always dreamed of tricking me into sending you a red envelope, am I really stupid?" Brother Ya is obviously talking in his sleep.

"Don't pull out a dime, one day when I'm happy, I'll pull out your front teeth and pick you a pair of mahjong and two sets of chess."

He looked at this weird WeChat group suspiciously.

I was just about to ask what kind of group this is.

Taishang Laojun suddenly spoke.

"Haha, all the immortal families are unharmed, the establishment of this group is thanks to our Jade Emperor, if it weren't for his old man who went down to the mortal world to parade around, knowing that there is such a good thing in the world, we wouldn't be able to form an immortal network and bring all the immortal families together................"

The Balabala, who was called Taishang Laojun, said a lot.

Looking at Zhang Xiaofeng's scalp, he felt numb.

He thought to himself, "If these people aren't crazy, the world is crazy........

Taishang Laojun: "Haha, having said so much, now is the time for the red envelope carnival." ”

Taishang Laojun's voice just fell.

Zhang Xiaofeng waited for him.

It doesn't matter if he's crazy or not, as the old saying goes: "If you have a advantage, you don't take advantage of it, you are a bastard." ”

His hands are placed not far from the screen, ready to fight.

After a few moments, the red envelope appeared.

Zhang Xiaofeng worked hard.

"The red envelope has been opened."

"These shameless people must be hanging up......."

Zhang Xiaofeng does not believe in evil.

immediately placed a plug-in to grab the red envelope, and then came back to continue grabbing.

But he made a sad discovery.

Ovum! Use! Not! Yes!

"Don't take such a bully."

Zhang Xiaofeng roared.