Chapter 111: Smash the blackboard for the benefit of classmates.
The dean was sitting in his office at this time. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
When Liu Ye and Li Xue rushed over, he was looking at the textbooks on the table seriously, the school director's surname was Liang, everyone affectionately called him Director Liang, and the classmates affectionately called him Zombie Liang behind their backs.
Because he is too upright, too rigid, too serious, and a rare serious and boring person.
"Director Liang, we want to know, is there anything unusual in the open class of the second class of the third year five years ago? Was something suspicious going on? ”
Zombie Liang looked at Liu Ye with a cold face and expressionlessness.
"Five years ago, in the open class of the second class of the third year, oh, I want to think about it......" Zombie Liang recalled the things he experienced throughout the day, and said one by one: "That morning, I ate half a bowl of soy milk, a fritter, and a bowl of tofu brain, and then rode my 89-year-old Daliang bicycle, passing by five grandmothers on the way, three young, one old, and one lying on the hearse. After that, I came to the school and met Teacher Zhang, Teacher Li, and my grandmother ......"
Liu Ye listened to his narration, which seemed to mean to start from the beginning?
The corners of Liu Ye's mouth twitched, he was not interested in how many grandmothers he had met!! And the one lying in the hearse, isn't he dead! Is this also an encounter? Why do you remember those details so clearly!
"That, Director Liang, I'm sorry to interrupt. What I want to say is...... You just have to focus on what happened in that class. ”
Poked the key point directly, Director Liang said expressionlessly: "Okay, the class bell rang three times that day, one less than usual, and Mr. Liu, who was lecturing, was five minutes and 3 seconds late for solving his physiological needs in the toilet because he ate fifty more shrimps." The first student to come in was a girl in a slippery red triangular skirt, and the second to come in was a young man with a curtain carrying a spicy strip. The third one who came in was a black thumb-sized coverworm......"
This kind of grinding and chirping characteristics, Liu Ye also discovered it at this moment.
And what the hell is a slippery skirt? As if something unspeakably slippery had been put on it, what the hell was carrying spicy strips? What's even more ridiculous is why he even remembers how many more shrimps Mr. Liu ate so clearly, and even a cover worm! Such an extraordinary memory and observation, it is simply ...... Perverted.
"Wait, Director Liang, you just need to tell us if there was anything suspicious at that time."
Liu Ye felt that after listening to him talk about these things, he couldn't finish talking about them for three days and three nights.
"Don't interrupt me, in this case, I have to think again...... Do you think I'm too abrasive? Don't you know that people have a quality, that is, to find the cause in order to find the effect? For example, when singing, the habit of singing from the beginning will automatically turn on your subconscious mind for the next sentence. As he spoke, Director Liang was already immersed in the self-righteousness he had created, and his face gradually changed, as if he was justifying something, "Sure enough, you still think I'm too abrasive, right?" I'm telling you, I'm not old yet, don't think I'm old! Don't think I have Alzheimer's and I won't tell you! Well, in order to prove that I don't have Alzheimer's, I have to think about the things in that class and think about it all over again......"
Typical obsessive-compulsive disorder plus self-righteousness, others have not said a word, he has come up with thousands of possibilities, and even thinks that it is the truth.
I don't know what my problem is, and he looks like he's right. As everyone knows, all these emotions are completely found by himself.
Liu Ye looked at him helplessly, as if he had seen a new continent.
Li Xue gently pulled Liu Ye's arm and whispered in his ear, "Let's go." Don't bother the director, there are still classes to go. ”
Li Xue and Liu Ye quietly left the office, leaving the dean alone inside to continue muttering: "After that, the second student in the third row shouted to stand up, and this student has seven small moles on his neck and one big mole......"
Leaving the office, Di Xian felt very tired, she gently lay on Liu Ye's back, wrapped her hands around his neck, and her two legs clamped his waist.
Because it was a ghost, Liu Ye couldn't feel her exact weight, so it was up to her.
"Alas...... Seeing idiots all day long, I feel so tired. Lord Night Wanderer, are we going to ignore this matter? Disc Xianjiao said.
Liu Ye felt that she was the most idiot, but real idiots have never had such consciousness.
"Liu Ye, what should we do next?" Li Xue also seemed to have telepathy, breaking this silence.
None of them seemed to have any clues on them, but everyone seemed suspicious.
However, Liu Ye is not such an easy to fool existence.
"I already have the answer. Tonight, the real truth will be found. ”
With the rapid analysis in his mind, Liu Ye already had a rough guess. Tomorrow, restore the truth of the matter.
"Tonight?" Li Xuehu looked at him suspiciously, but intuitively speaking, she believed Liu Ye very much.
"Yes, since the enemy is hiding deeply, we must take the initiative to attack. But...... Before that, we have one thing to do. Liu Ye's mysterious gaze flashed with a fine light in his eyes.
"Oh? What's the matter? ”
"It's not a big deal, and besides, I'll be fine." Liu Ye is full of self-confidence, although it is a bit extreme, but for higher efficiency. I'm the only bad guy!
It made Li Xue unable to understand his thoughts.
The two returned to the class together, this lesson was a geography class, "Ling ......"
When the class bell rang, the teacher on the podium looked at the students with a look like a cabbage, "Let's turn the book to ......."
"Huh?"
"It's ......"
The whispered chattering and sighing of the students quickly came from the classroom.
The geography teacher knocked on the table impatiently, "Quiet and quiet. In the whole grade, your class is the noisiest. ”
The geography teacher raised his head and suddenly saw Liu Ye carrying a mop and walking towards her menacingly.
"You...... Liu Ye, what are you going to do! Get me back to my seat! ”
Liu Ye didn't care about it, and the geography teacher trembled and pointed at Liu Yeshu, "I'll tell you, if you do this again, I'll call your parents!" But Liu Ye still didn't stop, and the geography teacher said sharply: "I'm not afraid of you!" He immediately went under the table.
Everyone is also very curious, what is Liu Ye going to do? Do you dare to hit the teacher? They looked at him in amazement.
Liu Ye had a calm face, completely ignoring the geography teacher under the table, picked up the stick and smashed it directly into the blackboard behind him, on which a large number of answer questions were written.
Liu Ye shook his hand and waved it over.
"Smack!" The blackboard cracked.
In the eyes of many people.
"Whoa!"
The blackboard shattered entirely, and the scum fell to the floor.
When the classmates saw Liu Ye's back at this moment, they were first shocked, and then coaxed, "Yay! ”
"Great!"
"Great!"
For them, it's a perk, and the blackboard is full of irritating questions. Now, they don't have to answer! Completely liberate them, naturally they admired Liu Ye's courage At the same time, they couldn't suppress their excitement, and some people ridiculed Liu Ye, a rising bird, definitely not having good fruit to eat.
For Liu Ye, this is just a way to take a shortcut.
(To be continued.) )