Chapter 113 The instinct to sell pork is unconscious.
This huge net fell from the sky!
Countless souls suddenly emerged from the surrounding grass: "It's them!" Despicable Soul Eaters! ”
"Wow, that's a lot, how can there be so many. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Lu Xiuxiu looked up.
“。。。 yes, I thought it was extremely rare and there was only one in the world. ”
"No, I've said that it's divided into seven qualities from one star to seven stars, and you can summon the gods after collecting all the seven hundred million year soul rings!" Yogiguro corrected.
“。。。 Ahh Don't have an intellectual guess? ”
"Zimbabwean coins are rare! Huh? Which soul faded tied me up! ”
"It's your own soul... Do you remember why the Zimbabwean dollar didn't know who tied you up... ”
"Could it be ... The soul has hallucinated me! ”
"Wow, is the soul still hallucinogenic to the soul, it's amazing."
"Hahaha, we still have hallucinogenic souls, you didn't expect it!" A soul with a crown laughed: "Nima, the author has written again that he can't lie, okay, we have added hallucinogenic to the soul temporarily added!" You despicable soul-eaters! We're going to catch you all today! ”
"We're not soul eaters... We are just hungry ... ”
"Nonsense! Then why do you eat our kind! ”
"We were just hungry and we just happened to catch one... We don't know if it's a soul or even if it's really edible... ”
I saw that the king of the soul was suddenly standing upright with his shell on his back: "How can you not know it, the big forest is special for the soul meat, the meat is delicate, smooth and delicious, rich in nutrition, buy five get one free, buy ten get three free, chicken flavor, crunchy, royal special tribute food, come and buy it!" ”
"Oooh! That's it! ”
"What are the basic cooking techniques to cook souls?"
"There are many kinds!" The soul was smugly and the king said: "Steamed, boiled, cold salad, marinated, stewed, stir-fried, barbecued, and eaten!" You can get whatever you want! For such a high-end ingredient as Soul Soul, it even has the super ability to break through the chef's craft, which is how to make it delicious in everything! ”
"That's right." Xuan Xuan smiled and looked at the stunned Yogiheo: "Can this thing really produce a soul ring to summon gods?" Why do I get more and more like an animal? ”
"How can we be said to be domestic animals? Although it seems to be the case ... The soul was thought by the king: "Forget it, how many catties do you want to buy?" Let's get started! ”
Yogi Hei sat on a luxurious solid wood leather diamond chair, dressed in a chic black suit, he tidied up his tie, crossed Erlang's legs, and took out a cigar with a diameter of ten centimeters from his pocket, and Parisio, who was wearing a pure white waiter's suit, hurriedly took out a lighter and lit it.
Yogi Hei took a deep breath of his cigar, opened his mouth, and spit out a beautiful smoke ring: "That, boss, how much is a pound?" ”
Xuan Xuan and Lu Xiu Xiu. Stunned: "Where did this stool and your two clothes come from... It's so cruel, ten centimeters in diameter, enough to block half of the face, and it was stuffed into my mouth and smoked as if nothing happened!? ”
The king of the soul was torn by a soul and chopped it down with a kitchen knife, with a greasy smile on his face: "Kill the living soul now, one pound of one hundred and two yuan two, buy five pounds and get one pound, buy ten pounds and get three pounds, wild captivity, factory direct sales, absolutely pure grain, no feed, no fattening, no water injection!" What's the matter, buy a few pounds! ”
Daiki Hei spit out a beautiful smoke ring again: "One pound one hundred and two yuan two?" ”
"That's right! One pound one hundred and two pieces two! Absolute value! The royal special for postmodernism Pavlov style is a kind of support... Don't suffer from the soul! ”
"The royal special is only one pound and two yuan two? This price doesn't seem to match the royal special. "Yogiguro spit out a super large smoke ring this time, deliberately showing his teeth slightly, and the shining teeth that appeared from the gap in his mouth flashed the soul of the king's heart... I'm not a big gold tooth! It's a big drill! Rich man!
A more greasy smile piled up on its face: "Uncle, after eating the soul meat I sold, I am ready for you to eat one catty and think two catties, eat two catties and think three catties, eat three catties and think four catties, eat four catties and think five catties, and eat five catties... ”
"Stop, I found out, the author wants to use this equal difference series to make up the number of words!"
“。。。 Not like that haha, no, no. The king of the soul was smiling: "The villain just described the deliciousness of this soul meat, and the villain said it with a clumsy mouth." ”
"Okay then." Yogi Hei spit out another smoke ring, and this smoke ring and the smoke ring that had just been spit out and had not disappeared were actually wonderfully set together: "We are all businessmen, so we don't grind." Even if I'm in a hurry to go out, I don't have any change, so you can wipe it on me. ”
"Well said, well said! People of your status must come out with big tickets! Thinking that the one hundred and fifty are thrown into the beggar's bowl hahahaha... Then the Soul King reacted softly. The maximum face value of the sister coin is only one hundred: "That... So what a hundred or don't smash it into the beggar's bowl... Don't fool me with Zimbabwean dollars. ”
"How so, businessmen." Yogi Hei took out the cigar from his mouth, and most of it was thrown to the ground without hesitation before he finished smoking: "Definitely won't get any yen, won, baht. The Zimbabwean dollar fools you, but don't plan to take advantage of me, the dollar and the euro will not work, it will be properly soft. Sister coins! ”
"Good, good, soft. Sister coins! It's soft. Sister coins! The King of Soul smiled with his eyebrows: "Then, you always look at how many catties are appropriate!" ”
Yogi Hei grinned slightly, revealing the king's intoxicated teeth again: "Okay, wipe it off." ”
"That's right! Of course! You're always a big customer! Erase zero! Erase zero! Must be wiped! How many catties or even how many villains do you always want, I will personally hire a big card for you to transport over! ”
"Okay, let's wipe it out."
"Erase zero, wipe zero! Absolutely zero! A gentleman's words, a dead horse is hard to chase! ”
"Yes, I like it, but a dead horse can't catch up! Then, let's have a pound. ”
The smile on the Soul King's face froze instantly, and then its facial muscles softened. Stunned asked: "Official, how many catties did you say?" ”
"A pound."
“。。。 Official, this is a lot of points, you still say that you are a businessman, and you say... I thought ... ”
"I'll eat a pound first to see the quality, and if it's good, I'll order it by tons!"
"That's good! All right! Hey, hey, hey... The king of the soul was raised again, and smiled and weighed a pound of soul for Yogihei, who took out his butt pocket, threw down a ten-piece of two, one piece and two a steel hammer, pulled on Parisio, and turned around and ran.
“。。。 Hold it! How much money do you give me! ”
"Twelve pieces of two! You said wipe zero! ”
"Nima, I've been in business for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen the erasure wiped from the middle! What a rich man pretending to be a poor ghost! The little ones pulled the nets and didn't let them run! If you don't have money, you will take your life! ”
"Alas... Almost succeeded... Yogiguro and Parisio said in frustration, and then reached out to grab the net on their heads: "What kind of net is this, you can't pull it open?" ”
"That's, this is a special network for soul acceptance, hahahaha! You can't destroy it with physical methods! It can only be burned with fire, hahaha! Pay the money obediently! Otherwise, I'll hand you all over to the officials to punish you, you soul that has been wiped out from the middle! ”
Yogiguro turned around and said resolutely, "What if I don't give it!" ”
"Then don't blame me for being rude! You will die without a place to bury hahahahahaha! Ahh Ahh ”
The angry laughter of the king of the soul reverberated over this forest for a long time, for a long time, for a long time, all the people and the soul were silently staring at one place, yes, it was still this piece of light in the middle of the night... Bamboo basket. Fire. Heap.
A large area of a net was scattered, which could cover all three people and one fish, and everyone stopped talking, staring at the fire that burned through the net above the fire, and then the wisps of fire spread along the silk threads of the net, sending out wisps of light smoke that flew up.
"Hahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aha Hahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Hahahaha... Ha ha.. Ha. The King of Soul Receptor couldn't stop laughing for a long time, he looked around: "Hey, why don't you move?" Shouldn't this situation be a joke with me? ”
Yogiguro smiled and twisted his neck and wrists, neatly making the sound of bones like kalakala, Parisio watched the flame above his head sweep through the net, and reached out to pinch it curiously, and his heart was happy.
"Ahh The King of Soul Receptor also noticed the problem, and he hurriedly cleaned up his meat stall: "Who made the fire!" Which soul is faintly on fire! ”
Xuan Xuan and Lu Xiu Xiu. looked at it dumbly: "Stupid and lacking... Haven't you ever wondered why it's so bright at night... I want to complain... Since just now, a lot of things have been like complaining.。。。 ”
Daiki Hei tore off the burning broken net from his head, and excitedly watched the souls fleeing in all directions licking their paws: "Prepare the ** bag!" We're going to get rich! ”
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