After doing it on the sofa for a while, Jiang He was woken up by Zhou Wanru, who entered the door, "Are you back?" ”

"Hmm!" Zhou Wanru had a cold face, and suddenly dropped his backpack on the sofa. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What's wrong?" Jiang He asked with a frown.

"Hmph, you're still slapping my big brother?" Zhou Wanru sat down angrily: "All this is because of Zhou Tong!" ”

"Because of Tongtong?" Jiang He asked suspiciously.

"Yes!" Zhou Wanru glared at Jiang He: "Your name is quite close!" Do you know what they say about you! ”

"Say something about me!" Jiang He stared at Zhou Wanru and asked.

"Zhou Tong said you are a waste!" Zhou Wanru's delicate face began to twitch: "My eldest brother also acquiesces!" You're still slapping them up! ”

"Impossible!" Jiang He shook his head violently: "I wrote so many songs for Tongtong, how can she say that!" ”

"Heh, you still don't believe me?" Zhou Wanru sneered: "They said, you'd better not come to the door in the future!" ”

"What?" Jiang He stood up violently, with an unbelievable look: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!" ”

"You're just a pawn, and if you're scrapped, you're scrapped!" Zhou Wanru shook his head bitterly and said.

Jiang He suddenly collapsed on the sofa, muttering something!

Suddenly, Jiang He stood up again, looking for the broken mobile phone in the house and assembling it, and muttered: "I'm going to call my eldest brother!" ”

"Huh!" Zhou Wanru couldn't say anything when he saw Jiang He so crazy. The heart is gradually getting cold!

Picking up his handbag, he took out his mobile phone and put it on the coffee table, then silently stood up and walked towards the stairs: "I'm tired, go upstairs to rest." See for yourself! ”

"Cell phone!" Jiang He ignored what Zhou Wanru said, but picked up the mobile phone on the coffee table, and pressed the number with trembling fingers!

"Hey!" Zhou Wanru stood on the stairs and saw the appearance of the river, and sighed in disappointment! Shaking his head and entering the bedroom, he closed the door shut!

Jiang He's family is in a mess, and Li Shi's side is also in a mess!

A group of singers gathered around Li Shi's stage, staring at him one by one!

Li Shi was also speechless, so many people, the songs he wrote were not enough! Moreover, it is impossible to write so many songs for them to sing!

I can only say hello one by one apologetically, and say a few words politely! After all, they are not familiar!

"Little Stone, let's sing this song!" Luo Li walked to Li Shi's side, holding a piece of paper in her hand and said.

Li Shi was busy talking to a group of singers, and said without looking back: "I'll take a break, you're looking for someone to sing with you!" ”

"Stinky boy!" Lori pursed her lips. This song, I hummed it myself, it's very good! I really want to sing with Li Shi!

"Hehe, Sister Lori, do you think I'm okay?" Deng Jinhui suddenly jumped onto the stage and raised his eyebrows at Luo Li!

"You?" Luo Li glanced at Deng Jinhui: "Come on, let you sing this song, it's blind!" ”

"What?" Deng Jinhui's face was blank, and he just wanted to ask why. Suddenly, a male singer also jumped onto the stage: "Sister Lori, do you think I can do it?" ”

"Hehe, willow is like the wind!" Lori laughed. This person is also a first-line singer in China, but because he has no good works in the past few years, he has not shown up much! The popularity has also dispersed a lot~!

"That's fine!" Luo Li thought about Liu Rufeng's voice: "However, you still have to find a partner!" ”

"Ah, I didn't sing with you!" When Liu Rufeng heard this, he was a little lost!

"Giggles, no!" Luo Li smiled and shook her head: "Otherwise, I'll recommend one to you!" ”

"Huh!" Liu Rufeng scratched his hair: "It's better for me to find a partner by myself!" ”

"Hmm!" Luo Li nodded: "You better hurry up and invite your best partner up!" ”

"Good!" Liu Rufeng was a little excited, more curious about the song in Luo Li's hand!

"Shanshan, come on!"

A female singer was pushed onto the stage by everyone, bowed to Li Shi with a flushed face, and then glared at Liu Rufeng.

"Tong Shan, right!" Li Shi asked with some uncertainty. Because, there is still a gap between what you see on the screen and what you see up close in reality!

"Yes!" Tong Shan nodded again and again!

"Mistakes, mistakes!" Liu Rufeng walked to Tong Shan's side and bowed to Li Shiyi.

"What?" Li Shi couldn't cry or laugh: "The song sheet is in the hands of Sister Luo Li!" It's useless to bow to me! ”

"Huh!" Liu Rufeng and Tong Shan both laughed softly. Tong Shan said: "Teacher Li Shi, whether we can sing this song or not, we have to respect you first!" ”

"Ahh Li Shi was stunned: "Why is this?" ”

"Giggles, because you've written so many classic and beautiful songs!" Tong Shan continued. Liu Rufeng stood next to him and nodded vigorously.

"Okay, okay!" Li Shi tilted his head towards Luo Li: "Sister Lori, everyone has said so, hurry up and give them the song score!" Let's get acquainted with the band! ”

"Good!" Luo Li handed the paper in her hand to Tong Shan!

"Thank you!" Tong Shan bowed slightly to Luo Li, took the song sheet and looked at it, and then bowed to the last time, pulled Liu Rufeng's arm and got off the stage, and ran in the direction of the band!

"What! How bad it is to pull and pull! While running, Liu Rufeng said.

"Hmph, if you don't want to sing, I'm looking for someone else!" Tong Shan let go of her hand and glared at Liu Rufeng.

"Hey, hey, sing! I sing! "Liu Rufeng is not stupid, Li Shi's performance all day long, the five-body throw that he has admired, how can this opportunity be given to others!

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances!" Tong Shan shook the paper in her hand: "This is a duet love song, I looked at it just now, the melody is very good, don't drop the chain!" ”

"Don't worry!" Liu Rufeng patted his chest: "We've been working together for so long, when did I ever fall off the chain?" ”

"Okay, you can take a look too!" Tong Shan handed the song sheet in her hand to Liu Rufeng, and then started talking with the band!

Liu Rufeng looked at the song sheet for a while, and began to join the discussion, and the song sheet was also copied by the staff on the spot and distributed to every musician in the band one by one!

"Hello everyone, friends who watched the live broadcast!" Li Shi had a whim, and saw that Tong Shan and the two had to prepare for a while, and walked to the princess's side with a microphone!

"Yo, Xiaoshi, you also want to grab the position of host?" The princess said jokingly!

"Hehe, I'll just take a moment, why don't you rest first?" Li Shi smiled at the princess!

"Okay!" The princess nodded, very curious about what Li Shi would say: "This stage is for you, Xiao Zhu, what are you doing here?" ”

As the princess spoke, she pulled Xiao Zhu next to her to the edge of the stage, and her mouth was still counting: "Xiao Zhu, as a professional host, how can you always be distracted!" ”

"Yes, it's not right for me to be distracted!" Xiao Zhu's reaction was fast enough: "The main thing is that today is too shocking, I have been killed by you!" ”

The two stood on the edge of the stage arguing, and Li Shi ignored it. With the microphone in his hand, he bowed to the audience around him and thanked him, then smiled and said, "The two of them have to wait a while, let's talk for a while!" ”

"Good!"

"Okay!"

"Say what?"

"Why don't you sing one!"

"Don't worry, everyone!" Li Shi waved his hand: "Be quiet, listen to me!" ”

Tens of thousands of people in the stadium fell silent all of a sudden, staring at Li Shi, and most of the cameras began to shoot!

"I'll tell you some daily slips of the tongue!"

"What does that mean?"

"What does Li Shi want to do?"

The people at the scene were all confused by the second monk, and listened carefully to what Li Shi was going to say in confusion!

"Hehe, it's also a stand-up comedy!" The corners of Li Shi's mouth turned up slightly!

"Ahh People shouted in surprise, but it was very neat!

"What kind of moth is this stinky boy?" Guo Wenqing's face had an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"Who knows!" Chang Zhi and Gu all shook their heads.

"Listen to it!" Xiao He leaned back in the chair with a smile: "Listen to what the kid can say!" ”

"I'm going to talk about some classic slips of the tongue in daily life!" In Li Shi's mind, a lot of slip sentences collected by netizens surfaced.

"It is said that the bowl falls down, and the scar is big!" Li Shi began to speak!

"That's wrong, it's the head that fell off, the big scar of the bowl! The audience loudly corrected Li Shi~!

"Classic slip of the tongue, let's listen to it!" Li Shi waved his hand again and said.

"Once I watched a theatrical evening, and a host came to the stage to announce the curtain: Please enjoy it below: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! All of a sudden, my hairs stood on end! ”

"Huh!" The laughter of the audience was very small!

"When I was in school!" As soon as Li Shi finished speaking, Li Mo'er and Zheng Ziyan shouted in the back: "It's okay, go to school!" ”

Li Shi wiped the empty cold sweat on his forehead, turned his head and glanced at Li Mo'er and the others: "When I was in school, the classroom discipline was chaotic, and the teacher picked up one of my classmates in anger and said: Boy, you stand on the wall for me!" ”

"Haha!" The laughter was louder!

"When our friend drank too much and wanted to pee, he suddenly brought out a cold sentence: If you drink too much urine, you will drink a lot!"

"Poof!" Someone spitted!

"I have a friend who came to him one day with a phone call, and another buddy answered it and handed it to him and said, "Your mother's phone." ”

My friend answered the phone and casually said, "Men and women? ”

"Haha!" Laughter was loud!

"One time my friend came to my house as a guest, and his mother called to look for him.

I'm used to saying "he's not there", but this time I want to say "already out"

The result is: "He's been... It's gone."

"Haha, it's not there! Li Shikeng people! ”

"Kill me, I'm gone!"

The audience was amused and laughed!

Looking at the situation at the scene, Li Shi became more and more excited: "There is a buddy, one day he was driving on the road, and the tire was out of gas. Call his friend and ask where there are inflatables. As a result, his friend said, "The streets are full of abortions!" ”

"Hahaha!" The earth-shattering laughter, mixed with thunderous applause, did not calm down for a long time!

Li Shi just stood on the stage with a smile, waiting for his voice to subside!