"The name represents a person's thoughts and tastes, the name represents a person's beliefs and ideals, the name represents a person's future and hope, my name represents my profound thoughts that I will never be associated with evil forces, represents my noble qualities as a messenger of justice, and represents my supreme glory as the only person on the whole continent who has been defecating in the open! In addition, I would like to reiterate my strong condemnation of the author's egregious act of copying this passage directly from chapter 27! Behind the podium, there was the sound of non-stop speech, as well as the sound of running water and the sound of suffocating out. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info。。

A fishy yellow, steaming liquid flowed out from behind the podium, and a stream of hot food came out from behind the podium.

I saw that the old man who defecated everywhere showed his head from behind the podium, lifted his pants, tied the belt of his trousers, grabbed a piece of chalk, turned around, and wrote on the blackboard sonorously and forcefully - cursive writing with five words of open urination!

“。。。 This is a special lecture on open defecation... Boss, why do we have to come? Braised beef asked puzzled.

Lu Xiuxiu, who was sitting next to him, had a blazing gaze: "Is my mecha cool?" ”

"Of course! It's so cool! ”

"My mecha was made by this guy who defecated everywhere in front of the podium!"

"Wow!" F4 collectively shouted out! At the same time, he looked at the old man who was burying eight and wiping his nose with the sleeve of his suit.

"Classmates keep quiet." The old man turned around and said smugly, ah, in the end, someone knows calligraphy, and finally someone can appreciate the cursive writing of my name as deep as the connotation!

He turned his head and looked at Lu Xiuxiu and F4's eyes, and couldn't help but snicker in his heart, ah, can anyone finally look at my old face and show the same expression as seeing a beautiful little girl? My knowledge has finally been recognized!

"Are all of your house excavator professional?" The old man who defecated everywhere said excitedly: "I think back then, I was also one of the best people on the excavator combat power list!" The original pulling and throwing style has not been learned by a second person so far! ”

"Yes, a minor philosophy ♂ major." "I'm an evil cultivator." "I'm a professional." "Be a dead professional." "Major in Love Action Guidance...

"Wow!" The old man was so excited that he couldn't hold it and lost urine in an instant. Forbidden: "As students of unrelated majors, you came to listen to my lectures on machinery and excavators!" You love excavators... Simply ... ”

"Don't be sentimental, okay?" A group of people sitting in the first row with sunglasses and large gold chains spoke, only to see the goods covered in famous brands and holding an expensive antique paper folding fan! There is no taboo writing on the fan with the word rich! Hug one in your left hand and one in your right hand, surrounded by a sea of people of the opposite sex. The man was erect (Bo. from the university) no one knows who doesn't know! It is the famous rich second-generation Young Master Ah Hong! （ahong~）

I saw that Young Master Ah Hong shook the paper folding fan and kissed the face of the woman who was wrapped in the crooked left arm: "Whoever is particularly interested in your lecture is afraid of deducting points." ”

The old man's tear ducts collapsed at once: "Really? ”

Then the students in the audience shouted in unison: "yes!! The shouts of Lu Xiuxiu and F4 were drowned out in this overwhelming line of yes.

"Foolishness! Ignorant! The old man trembled: "It's erect here!" Even the most promising young people of Boda do not value knowledge like this ... What is the future of the mainland? ”

I saw Young Master Ah Hong stand up and shouted loudly: "Don't sleep, don't eat, don't listen to songs!" Students! What are we here for! ”

The neat and lazy voices below shouted in unison: "In order not to deduct credits!" ”

"Students! What do we come to college for? ”

"Mixed diploma! Mixed education! ”

"Very good." Young Master Ah Hong turned around and looked at the old man who had collapsed on the ground and said contemptuously: "What excavator technology, you. Damn. ”

The old man felt that there was darkness in front of him, ah, this is our lovely young man! Our continent ... Is it going to be in the hands of these guys? Oh, my God!

"So, is the lecture going to continue?" Young Master Ah Hong looked at the old man who urinated on the ground contemptuously, and spat at the mouth.

"Lectures... Come to an end... The old man said tiredly.

"Yay!" The audience was jubilant, and the thunderbolt rushed out, and the laughter of Young Master Ah Hong came from the corridor: "Hahahaha, I was just bored, but I didn't expect to make outstanding contributions to the holidays of the whole school!" Hahahaha! ”

It's over, it's over... I am too old to shoulder the burden of saving the world ... And our lovely young people ... It's so ambitious! Yes! JUSTICE OF THIS WORLD ... Who can help you!

A young and fat hand reached out in front of the tearful open urinating old man!

The old man raised his head in a trance!

I saw that in this empty lecture hall, garbage bags and toilet paper were scattered everywhere, and at this time, there were indeed five children in front of me! These five children stretched out their hands to themselves, with smiles on their faces and blazing eyes! Especially this little fat man who stretched out his hand to himself! Chubby sunny! A handsome armor and cape! It's simply a perfect interpretation of the image of the main character!

Yes! This little fat man! Looks familiar! But where have you seen it ...

Yes! The old man jumped up excitedly and grabbed Lu Xiuxiu's fat hand: "Are you willing to listen to me talk about machinery and excavator technology!" ”

"Absolutely glad."

The old man jumped up and hugged Lu Xiuxiu! Yes! The future of the continent! Hope for the mainland!

"Open defecation old man!" Lu Xiuxiu shouted affectionately, and F4 hugged the old man around the urinating everywhere!

"Look!" Lu Xiuxiu affectionately showed him the controller of the open defecation messenger!

"It's... The old man was stunned to defecate everywhere.,It's not.。。。 Isn't this the controller of the mech that he used a lot of time to make after his mayor's position was taken over! The appearance seems to be the same, but it seems to have a lot of blood-colored lines! He shook the controller in amazement, oh my God, oh my God!

Lu Xiuxiu smiled: "Uncle! You are absolutely not wrong to choose me! I must be the messenger of justice to eradicate all evil in this world! ”

The old man urinated in the open with tears in his eyes... Yes.. Could this be the new mode of evolution of the body that is produced by the resonance of the legendary organism and humans? Only those who have the ability to fight and not die, and once they can't beat, they will immediately trigger new skills and new evolutions are the symbols of the protagonist!

I saw that the controller actually projected a three-dimensional avatar of the messenger of defecation everywhere! "Wow! Mommy Daddy! ”

。。。 The body has actually evolved to an intelligent form, and it can directly talk to people! The old man patted Lu Xiuxiu's shoulder vigorously: "The future of the world and the peace of the universe are all up to you!" ”

"That's nature!" Lu Xiuxiu said in high spirits: "But this dog blood mode only has one big head... Although the original model is already very powerful.,But if you don't pursue more powerful combat power, you're not the protagonist.。。。 ”

I saw that the old man who urinated everywhere took out his notebook with 250 cores and 25 billion calculations from the crotch of his pants, stretched out a line to connect to the controller, and connected to the projector.

"Hmmm... Sure enough, the possibilities are endless! Kids, don't worry! Your mech... We will definitely meet the strong and continue to develop new models! But the problem of the mobility of the dog blood mode ... "Open urinating and defecating Lao Bertuosis held his chin: "You can use this body to provide dog blood energy for the body, but you must have external arms and legs... ”

That's why the author called them! Please, uncle! Leave it to them to turn into arms and legs! Lu Xiuxiu pointed at F4, and F4 posed there: "Dr. Wanwang also endows us with a powerful mecha that can fight with the boss to sweep away evil and uphold justice!" ”

The old man urinated everywhere with tears in his eyes: "Righteous teenagers, gathered together!" Yes! THIS WORLD ... There is salvation!! The children! Take me to your excavator warehouse to modify the Demon God for you!! ”