Chapter 17: Silly Girl
The early morning of the novice village is the same as the world where Song Liangyu has lived for twenty-three years, there is a blue sky, there are white clouds, and the rising sun is like an old man who is about to die, climbing up to the clouds at a speed that is indistinguishable from the naked eye, dyeing the sky with a layer of glow that makes people forget to return. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The air in the novice village is fresh and the atmosphere is tranquil.
There is only the refreshing sound of birdsong, and there is no deafening sound of motors.
Here, you can't see the ant clan with a briefcase on their backs, and no one will scramble to squeeze the same subway and bus, after all, there is no subway here, I don't know if this group of young people who have crossed over, while enjoying it, will also be a little uncomfortable. It was once said that human beings should live in the gap between choice and greed, because they are painful and happy, and only when they face and meditate will they find that desire is indispensable, and if they are lost, how profound will ordinary life be?
Therefore, this fate, like a fig leaf on a woman's body, cannot stand scrutiny, and the more you think about it, the more you despise it.
This is everyone's innate nature, and it is also an inferior nature that cannot be eliminated.
It is said that the more ordinary it is, the more extraordinary it is, but how many people can get out of this magic barrier?
Everyone understands the truth, but it is completely different to do it, if you really want to persevere, the whole world is full of Lier.
After all, they are all lay people who don't eat whole grains, and they will be hungry and panicked.
Those amazing truths are so.
It is estimated that there are still many young people, who believe from the bottom of their hearts that this is just a dream, and they would rather this be a dream, the novice village is a big prison cell, and their dreams are locked in it, knowing this, it is better to continue to ask for food in that world, as long as there is money, at least go wherever you want, here, even if everyone has money, but it is like a living dead, and it is boring.
In addition to chatting and farting every day, it is still chatting and farting.
Play with eggs, play?
It's so hard to see anything new.
Song Liangyu was woken up by the sound of noisy ear to ear, and when he opened his eyes, he felt a little stinging in his eyes.
"It's dawn?"
He covered his eyes, pondered for a while, and then squinted and looked around, there were more than a dozen young people standing on the side, all staring at him, Song Liangyu didn't pay attention to it, he was now thinking about the female sword god, the scene last night, Song Liangyu still remembered it, he hurriedly sat up, ready to reach out and wipe off the harazi on the side of his mouth, but when he looked down, he was naked, and he didn't know where to run his clothes and pants.
That's right, it's naked, not even a pair of underwear.
Song Liangyu's memory has no fragments, he knows that he was wrapped tightly last night, until the moment he lost consciousness, and now he will suddenly sleep on the side of the street, there is only one reason, that is, he was stripped naked after passing out.
Who is so unethical?
Song Liangyu racked his brains and had no clue.
He stood up generously, and the crowd of onlookers were all of the same kind, so what was there to be ashamed of?
Song Liangyu crossed his waist, sent his body forward with a majestic spirit, and shouted: "What do you see? What's there to see? I have it, you have it, go home and see yourself. ”
Passerby A applauded and said: "Okay, good, it's really a hero out of a teenager, Xiaosheng admires it!" ”
Passerby B chimed in: "This brother loves to run naked." ”
Passerby C retorted, "It's called sleeping naked." ”
Passerby Ding said earnestly: "There are talents in the country, and all kinds of winds are burning." ”
A group of viewers nodded silently: "It makes sense." ”
Song Liangyu turned around with a bare buttocks, and swaggered into room 2B.
These onlookers, who refused to disperse for a long time, saw the room Song Liangyu walked into, with the word 2B hanging on the door number, and they all looked at each other and smiled understandingly, and consciously dispersed.
Song Liangyu won the title for this: Brother Naked Sleeping.
Back in the house, Song Liangyu closed the door with a solemn expression, and after turning his face, it turned into a sneer, "Sister Qi? Sister Qi! Are you there? Come out of here. ”
The door of the room slammed, and Song Liangyu knew that this was a signal that Du Duqi was about to appear.
Du Duqi's ghost body appeared in front of the door, yawning and said, "Brother Song, you are looking for me......"
Before the words were finished, after Du Du Qi saw Song Liangyu's smooth appearance, he suddenly screamed, and the entire small bungalow trembled, and then Du Du Qi completely subconsciously threw out a slap, but unfortunately the slap passed through Song Liangyu's body as always.
No matter how stupid Song Liangyu is, he also realizes his faux pas, he is now a pillar of optimism, and he greets Du Du Qi in this state, that is, Du Du Qi has no entity, otherwise with the slap just now, he will really hit himself in the face, and it is estimated that he will die.
Du Duqi realized a serious problem, she couldn't touch Song Liangyu at all, so she hid in a hurry.
"Get dressed."
Song Liangyu found that Du Duqi had nothing to do with herself, and she was a little proud, it seems that this female sword god has to be attached to people in order to play a role, and where did Song Liangyu get the clothes to wear now? So this guy pushed the boat down the river, knelt down directly against the empty room door.
"Master, please bow to the apprentice!"
Du Duqi's voice came from all sides of the room: "You put on your clothes first." ”
"If you don't take me as an apprentice, I won't get up."
Du Duqi's tone was a little hurried, "The soul is light! Get dressed. ”
Song Liangyu was dead-skinned, anyway, Du Duqi couldn't help himself, so he simply said: "If you don't agree to be my master, I will show you naked every day." ”
The temperature in the room dropped suddenly, Song Liangyu only felt that his body was cold, and when he looked up, he saw a sword hanging above his head, and the tip of the sword was dripping with droplets, which was falling on Song Liangyu's head drop by drop, it was a real thing, his newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, he reached out and touched the tip of the sword, his finger was immediately cut, and blood flowed out, it seems that this sword is very sharp.
Du Duqi said: "This sword is condensed with water in the air, it is absolutely true, even if I can't touch you, this sword can fall on you, if you don't wear clothes, I will fall off the sword." ”
Song Liangyu had a flash of inspiration, raised his fingers, and shouted, "Oh, look, I'm bleeding." ”
The sword hanging above Song Liangyu's head suddenly lost control, turned into a puddle of clear water, and landed on top of Song Liangyu's head, drenching this guy to the core, and the room immediately rose to the previous temperature, Du Duqi didn't show his hand, but this time Song Liangyu was even more desperate to worship her as a master, such a powerful person, and a stupid woman, Song Liangyu already had a plan in his heart.
He was determined to deceive this female sword god.
He stood up, put his hands behind his back, not angry and arrogant, and said: "If you don't accept me as an apprentice, I will walk around in front of you naked every day, and when I am in a bad mood, I can still come out with two drops of blood to show you, Sister Qi, don't force me to fight with you, and when the time comes, I will sprinkle ~~ blood and dye the whole room blood red, don't blame me for being ruthless, you think about the stakes involved." ”
"You're so mean!"
Song Liangyu's eyes widened, and he put out a POSE, and reprimanded: "Look at the move!" ”
A drop of blood flew out and landed on the wall.
Du Du Qi shouted: "Ah! No! ”
Song Liangyu called it a day and said coldly: "How did you think about it?" ”
Du Duqi actually cried, she didn't know how to hide in that me, and said while crying: "I promise you, I promise you everything!" There are clothes in the room, so get dressed! No, let's stop the bleeding first, no, no, let's get dressed first! Brother Song, you better get dressed while stopping the bleeding! ”
Song Liangyu snorted coldly, "Sister Qi is worthy of being the only female sword god in the Shenwu Continent, and the one who knows the times is Junjie." ”
Du Duqi was crying, but she didn't say anything.
Song Liangyu knelt on the ground again, bowed his head and bowed: "Apprentice to see the master." ”
Du Duqi, who had never dared to show up, said aggrievedly: "Be good, get dressed quickly, there is still blood, remember to stop the bleeding!" ”
Song Liangyu got up and strode into the room.
Then he put his finger in his mouth, rolled his eyes with a smile on his face, and murmured, "The bloody sister paper is good." ”