Chapter 158: Missing a dick
Liu Ye and the others still have to look for the bone woman, after all, those bones with missing arms and legs still need the bone woman to make their bones complete. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Walking to the door of Gu Po's shop, when Gu Po saw Liu Ye and the others, the corners of her mouth raised a kind smile, "Welcome, do you want to buy bones?" ”
Liu Ye's whole person is not good, and the bone woman forgot about him after a while?!
The symptoms of Alzheimer's disease are so serious that it's time to be treated.
"Gupo, it's me." Liu Ye couldn't believe that the old man actually forgot about him as soon as he turned his head, and pointed at himself at this moment, with an embarrassed smile on the corner of his mouth.
The bone woman thought about it and looked suddenly enlightened, "Ah! You are...... You are ......" seemed to be the name on his lips, the old man scratched his head, and in Liu Ye's anxious gaze, she wondered: "Hey? Who's here? ”
"We are ghost dealers! Wha. A familiar voice sounded in his ears, and the Saucer Fairy suddenly rushed out, sticking out his tongue beside him, and scaring the old man with his hair scattered.
The bone woman glanced at the Saucer Fairy with a funny expression, and then turned her head expressionlessly.
"Actually, I remember you, don't be nervous. I've packed it up. Go and do you a favor. ”
Seeing that Gu Po is now in the spirit to joke, Liu Ye is also relieved.
"Then I'm going to bother you. Bone Po. ”
With a slightly kind smile, the bone woman turned around, waved her hand, and the bone shop in front of her disappeared in an instant, and was put away by the bone woman.
The bone shop was originally a place where the owner could be put away at will. It's a part of the bones, and a part of the bones is also it.
The dish-fairy, who was ignored, couldn't help but rush behind Liu Ye aggrievedly, and hugged Liu Ye behind him, "Lord Night Wanderer, people have come to you with all their might, and they are worried that something is wrong with you." Aren't you impressed at all? I haven't seen Lord Night Wanderer for a few hours, and I seem to have passed several tires~"
Listening to Diexian's exaggerated expression, Liu Ye doted: "It's reincarnation!" Not tires! You're bored there, aren't you? ”
Diexian immediately shook his head and denied, "It's not, it's because it's super boring~"
And they were faced with piles of bones.
"Little Disc Fairy, don't you feel lonely anymore?" Kawashima Kagami always likes to flirt with Saucer Fairy, and at the moment he pulls her off with one hand and pulls her down, teasing her.
Di Xian looked at him with a cold gaze: "Yo, who is talking to me?" Why is there no one? ”
For the deliberate ignorance of the saucer fairy, Kawashima Mirror has no way at all.
The disc fairy farts floated behind Liu Ye, feeling safe to follow Liu Ye.
The other Thousand-Handed Demon was also included in the Bone Po along with her bone shop.
Back to the river, the bones of the river were scattered, and the river seemed to have turned into stagnant water without the slightest fluctuation.
When the bone woman saw these corpses, she immediately burst into tears, and looked like she was nostalgic for the people in the world, "Actually, there are so many people with incomplete bones......"
Presumably the old man is soft-hearted after all, so it is normal to have a charitable heart, and he can't see the current tragic situation, Liu Ye naturally wants to comfort: "Festival mourning......"
The bone woman wiped her tears, let the wind blow the silver hair, she was deeply touched and continued to sigh: "It's been a long time since such a big business has come to the door, it's really good, I'm going to get rich." Hehehe......"
The disc fairy beside her blinked, originally she thought that the old man was touched like Liu Ye, but she only cried because she could make money, which made her very incomprehensible, "Don't you pity them?" ”
For the elderly, who have been around since the beginning of life, "hehe...... I've long been accustomed to seeing life and death partings, and this kind of thing is the most common. If I had to lament the death of others, I would have died of depression. ”
That's right, why should I sigh so much about other people's affairs.
"What a cold-blooded person, so many people can't arouse your sympathy." Di Xian looked like he was standing on the moral high ground and accused.
"People don't need sympathy when they're alive, and they don't need it after they die. If you really sigh that way, you can do something for them while you're alive. "The bone woman has lived for a long time, and she has already seen it. Life and death are the most normal.
"No, if you don't cry, don't sigh, don't be compassionate, you're cold-blooded! These people were harmed when Japan invaded China, so those who bought Japanese goods were unpatriotic. For example, if you don't cry, donate, or pray for an earthquake in Sichuan, you're a cold-blooded person! There is no difference between you and those people. Diexian still looked unrelenting.
Instead, the bone woman began to look at her squarely, "Then what do you think is the right thing to do?" ”
When asked what to do, it was, of course: "When you see something miserable, you should cry!" If there is a place where there is a need for rescue, do everything you can! Don't buy goods from other countries, support domestic products! Smash all the goods from other countries! ”
Gu Po raised her hand meaningfully and patted Di Xian's shoulder, seeing her so angry, she said bitterly: "What a mentally retarded stupid child...... Do you think that your own strength can fight against collective corruption? Do you think you can change the world just by shouting slogans? Since there are things that are inferior to other countries, try to do better and destroy other people's things, what is the difference between you and a preschooler? If your time is spent on everything, it proves that you are useless as a person. At least, I don't even know where the value of my own shine is. ”
Value? Diexian thought about it, his own value?
"My value...... It's about stillness. Diexian thought of this and said meaningfully.
As long as she is lazy and does not move, anything!
"What are you doing there?" Liu Ye, who was in the distance, had already begun to count the corpses, and was in urgent need of manpower, beckoning to the Saucer Immortals.
The Saucer Immortal, who came back to his senses, felt that Liu Ye's matter was more important and immediately floated over, "Lord Night Wandering God~I'm here~"
The bone woman shook her head indifferently and sighed: "People can be ordinary, but they can't indiscriminately go with the flow." ”
Yao and the others are also helping on the shore now, leaving only Ke Lili to guard below.
At this moment, the eight tails were counting the missing bones on a corpse, "Hey, human bones are so complicated, so many bones meow." While curious, Yao continued to stretch out her hand to count, and with a glance, her eyes suddenly stared at the triangle, and she always felt that there seemed to be something missing here......
Suddenly, she turned her head and yelled at Liu Ye and the others, "Lord Night Wandering God, there is a skull and a cock missing here...... Meow. ”
Dick bone? Liu Ye was stunned, it seemed that the Eight Tails didn't know much about the body, thinking that there would be bones in that lump of meat.
Liu Ye and Yan Yuese sighed: "Dick your sister's bones." ”
However, in order for him to maintain his nocturnal spirit, he had to remind her: "That XX doesn't have XX, so it can't be considered XX bone." ”