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"Smug fart!" I'm slandered.

"Every guy with a strong Shura bloodline is the target we care about, you are especially different, according to the observation of the past 18 years, I found that you are a descendant of the Hades, very remarkable, destined to have an impact on the future pattern of the bloodline!" Director Mawson emphasized that keeping my eyes open made me understand that I was not born to be an ordinary ghost.

Wait, monitor Lao Tzu for 18 years, that is to say, since I was born, surrounded by a bunch of death, watching me in secret, even when I go to the toilet to urinate, secretly swearing and not letting go, I instantly have a sense of frustration that my privacy has been exposed.

Damn, the two-person world between me and Xiaoxi, every time I indulge in happiness, there are still invisible shadows admiring and observing, maybe I have to comment on it, what a dry Nyima is.

Besides, death is paying attention to me all the time, so why didn't my parents help me when they died, and why couldn't I delay the braiding for two days, at least let Xiaoxi understand her important place in my heart.

Seeing that I was embarrassed and angry, Director Mosen explained solemnly: "Actually, you don't have to be annoyed, you are a 'very evil life', born to belong to the underworld, if you don't get stuck in a kitchen knife today, you may be hit by a car tomorrow, drowned in water, burned to death, in short, the later you die, the more miserable it is, and this kind of thing can't be controlled by the underworld, in other words, you are doomed to death, you can't escape!" ”

What kind of bullshit, doesn't it mean that the king of Hades wants you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep people until the fifth watch, as the eldest brother of the god of death, he can't control the life of a dog like me? Let's laugh!

Seeing my suspicion, Director Mosen took two puffs of his cigar: "Don't think that death is omnipotent, you also see that we are similar to the human world here, but we have heavier responsibilities, and we can't control many things. ”

I admit that what he said is reasonable, and it is not impossible to easily mix a civil servant in the underworld, not to mention the Grim Reaper who rushes away in a rage, but am I really the kind of rotten life that is so evil that I must die? I looked back on my past life, reviewed the gains and losses, and did not find that my life was wrong, it was nothing more than the early death of my parents.

"You also know that the management of the underworld is strict, and generally dead ghosts are not allowed to go to the human world to fool around, but the god of death is different, as a god of death, he has a great responsibility, he is responsible for seducing souls and killing people, catching wandering ghosts, and killing disobedient evil spirits, if you want to say that you spend more than half of your time in the human world, you can also go to see your little girlfriend after work!" Director Mowson laughed twice, hitting my soft underbelly very happily.

You can also see Xiao Xi, who was bombarded by a thousand atomic bombs in his head in an instant, his ears were buzzing, his brain was boiling, his heart had already stopped beating wildly, and he couldn't wait to be resurrected immediately, even if it was just a painting cake, I didn't hesitate to swallow it, no matter what "extremely evil life" he was, it didn't matter what kind of Shura bloodline Hades descendant he was, the important thing was to be able to see Xiao Xi, at this moment my heart was completely occupied by that pure and gentle smile, that was all my courage, even if it was a ghost, it was also the driving force that supported me.

I slapped the table and yelled, "it! ”

I'm mostly looking hideous at the moment.

"Good, good!" Director Mo Sen applauded and smiled: "I knew you weren't just a ghost, congratulations on joining the Grim Reaper's team, remember to work hard to have better benefits!" ”

Momo, the assistant of beautiful legs, personally took me to report, but Brother Sen, the leader of the action team who received me, seemed to be dissatisfied with me, probably because I seemed to be powerless, and I had no potential for a hideous ghost, which made him very dissatisfied, but Momo's position was very high, and the team leader was very afraid of her, so he reluctantly accepted me as a weak chicken.

Momo refused the group leader's kindness and personally took me to get my uniform and weapons.

In the equipment warehouse of the logistics group on the twenty-sixth floor, I looked at the black trench coat and wondered, I had the impression that the god of death should be mysterious and secretive, sneakily put his head in a hood, and carried a big scythe to sweep in all directions, although I have seen the god of death in the hall, but I thought it was because of maintaining order in the underworld, there was no need to ensure that the mystery appeared in the open, walking in the world is considered to be out of the field, don't you wrap yourself up to ensure a sense of mystery and deterrence?

My doubts sneered: "What you said is eight hundred years old, and that uniform is outdated, little friend!" ”

Well, the underworld is really a model of keeping pace with the times, and even equipped me with a gun, not to mention the use of this kind of murder weapon, I have never even seen it.

Fortunately, the Spirit Slashing Knife and the Spirit Hunting Spear are both low-level goods, only effective for spirits, and I probably didn't expect that I would be able to kill people, and I still have to start from scratch for a small role like me, and those weapons that kill people and ghosts will have to wait until my bloodline awakens to a certain level before they can be equipped.

I'm fully equipped to return to the action team, I have never wanted to dress up like a rampant in my life, it is said that there are some Grim Reaper who have unique requirements, such as making a strange hairstyle or a hideous tattoo, the Authority will meet them all, I am a good baby, and now this kind of trench coat with knife style makes me a little uncomfortable.

As expected, the team leader Brother Sen was waiting for me sullenly, and when he saw me, he rolled his eyelids and threw me a cigarette, I didn't smoke it and put it aside, probably Momo personally brought someone to report, which made him uncomfortable.

The action team is the lowest level team in the entire department, responsible for seducing souls, capturing geists, and slaying evil spirits, these are also relatively easy jobs that are not so dangerous, but I still don't have confidence in myself, and whether I can fight against lonely souls and wild ghosts all day long is a problem, and I don't know how awesome the so-called Hades bloodline is.

Brother Sen looked very unenergetic, probably because the action group was related to the lowest level of the department, and he looked very unwilling, so lazy that he didn't shave his beard, and said irritably with his eyes full of red silk: ", it's all arranged, what else do you want me to do!" ”

Talking nonsense with me as a rule, telling the Grim Reaper that he needs to pay attention, but I see that he is not too interested, and I am afraid that because of Momo's relationship, he will reluctantly talk nonsense to me.

There was a knock on the door, and after getting permission, he revealed a half-bright face: "Brother Sen, you look for me!" ”

"I assigned you there, it's Assistant Momo who arranges a new partner for you!" Brother Sen pointed at me as he spoke, his fingers holding the cigarette were burnt.

I saw that the girl who came in was beautiful, sweet and lovely, and it was a pleasure for me to be a ghost like me to be paired with such a beautiful woman.

The age of the other party is not very obvious, from the appearance of about the same age as me, the young age is also mostly a dead ghost, don't think that the underworld can be immortal, anywhere and nothing can escape the judgment of time.

The sweet girl's name is Yiyi, a very nice name, which makes people feel soft in their hearts, she is not a combat department, but an auxiliary department, responsible for erasing the memories of insiders after I start a killing ring, or stealing beams and changing pillars to make people who see us think they are hallucinating, in short, it is to clean up everything for me, and by the way, help me to take the auxiliary Grim Reaper, and she is my good partner from now on.

I thought I was going to work that day, because the night was getting dark, it was a good night when the moon was dark and the wind was high, and I was full of energy, and I didn't feel sleepy at all, and it seemed that the ghost didn't need to sleep.

But I didn't expect that in the next three days, Yiyi took me all over the entire bureau building, listening to professional ethics classes with other new Grim Reapers, because the Grim Reaper's work is too flexible, in addition to the unlucky ghosts who must die above, I can also catch some damn and non-dead guys when I see them, and even do it on the spot.

To my surprise, Ah Sen is actually a member of the Grim Reaper, and it seems that he really has the potential to be a fierce ghost, but his partner is not so good, a male assistant with a dead face and a dead face, sitting next to him, how serious and serious his expression is, Ah Sen is obviously normal, and often looks at me, I have seen a lot of this kind of eyes these days, Yiyi is an eyeball detonator, and the male Grim Reaper has bright eyes, and by the way, the eyes of me are not so friendly.

The dead don't need to eat, but there is still a cafeteria in the Authority, which is open to the Grim Reaper for free. Yiyi insisted on ordering good food and delicious food every day to appetize me, which made other male Grim Reaper very dissatisfied.

The little girl's open mouth has been stitched up, probably really unsightly, so she said that she was the first dead ghost to be reshaped, as for the kitchen knife on my head has long been pulled out by Momo and thrown into the trash, fortunately I only have one opening, although it goes deep into the brain marrow, it will heal naturally after a little stitching.

One of the three days of the course that impressed me was the first rule of the Grim Reaper: "Under no circumstances should you love a human being!" ”

I don't know what the consequences of falling in love are, and I didn't mention it in class, but the dead ghost lecturer who taught the course mentioned this with a distorted and murderous face, and gave examples to illustrate how tragic the consequences are if you fall in love with a human woman.

The sky is thundering, but the result is certain, many of the rules that the god of death abides by, and if you violate it, you will face the pursuit of all the gods, and there seems to be a law in the underworld, and the god of death who loves human beings will not be hunted to death, and there will be some strange mistakes and a life.

I was vaguely worried, and then I felt that it was superfluous to worry, because Xiaoxi couldn't see me, even if she could see me, the courage required to fall in love across the boundaries between humans and ghosts was probably not as easy as it was on TV, and she was a gentle and gentle girl, seeing a guy like me who had been dead for a few days, it was lucky not to faint in fright, as for a ghost love, the probability was a little low, and it was not necessary to mention it.

I tried my best to carefully dispel the desire to renew the front edge with Xiaoxi from my head, and there was no need for unrealistic things to exist, but I really couldn't let go.