026 Drunken Uncle and Cat His Highness

What is love?

The boy pushed his bicycle and walked slowly, thinking about this problem like an ordinary middle school student, but unfortunately he really didn't understand, didn't understand why the two people were so close, as if the other party was the most beautiful person in the world, and there was no room for others in his eyes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I don't understand why I associate my emotions with the smiles of others, and I can't control myself, so I know what is longing and what I think about day and night.

"It seems that I am really not a normal person."

The boy sighed, and suddenly understood the feelings of his mother in his memory, he couldn't imagine himself being with other girls every day, and then getting married and having children, like the old couple in front of him.

This kind of thing feels a little unreal when you think about it, as if it doesn't belong to his life at all, it seems to belong to him just a lonely wandering outside the crowd, quietly watching the happy lives of others.

Hmm, I'm really weird, I'm a monster in human skin?

At this time, the old man in front of him was walking when his body suddenly tilted, the plastic bag in his hand fell to the ground, and potatoes and tomatoes rolled out one by one.

Su Mo hurriedly parked the car, stepped forward to help pick it up, and the old man who was a little rickety took the bag from his hand, and said in a stiff tone: "No need to help, I can still move!" ”

"Cute little guy, don't mind, he's such a stinky temper, I'm afraid others will say he's old." The old grandmother explained apologetically.

"Well, I don't mind." Su Mo said with a smile, naturally it was impossible to get angry with an old man who was several times his age.

The wrinkles on the old grandmother's face suddenly stretched a little, and she smiled and pulled him with a hand as thin as a withered branch and said, "What a polite little guy, he looks so handsome and cute, you can come to my house when you have time, and grandma will cook a delicious meal for you." ”

"Mmmm, I'll visit you when I have time." Few people praised him in person, so that the young man couldn't help but blush slightly, scratch his hair and smirk.

"Little doll, what are you smiling at, do you think I'm old and useless?"

The old man next to him suddenly became inexplicably angry, carrying the bag with one hand and pointing at him with the other, his face full of anger.

"Uh, no, I really don't!" Su Mo hurriedly shook his head and explained, bending down apologetically to apologize to the other party, no matter what, it was his fault to make the other party angry.

However, what a grumpy old man, obviously the old grandmother is helping you apologize and explain, but she is asking for trouble, I really don't understand how the old grandmother has tolerated your stinky temper for so many years!

He sighed in his heart, after all, it was someone's private matter, and he didn't want to say much.

The old woman looked at him apologetically, didn't say anything, and then turned around and left with the old man.

Su Mo shook his head, no longer thinking about the troublesome question, and rode home directly.

"Xiao Mo, come and help, your uncle has drunk too much, come and help him."

When he just parked the car in the carport and walked downstairs with his schoolbag on his back, he suddenly heard Aunt Shuyuan's shout, and hurriedly trotted all the way over.

I saw Uncle Yifeng's face flushed from drinking, his whole body lying on the ground, and when he approached, he smelled a choking smell of alcohol, and he couldn't help coughing twice.

Aunt Shuyuan pulled Uncle Yifeng's arm and wanted to pull him up, but unfortunately her strength was too small and she didn't succeed. Therefore, Su Mo hurriedly squatted down and put one of the other party's hands on his shoulder, and wrapped his hand around the other party's waist.

The two of them finally pulled each other up together, Uncle Yifeng was as soft as a puddle of mud, and he waved his arms as if to greet others: "Don't help me, I didn't drink much!" Brother Wang, let's continue to drink, we must have a good drink, we won't get drunk today! ”

Su Mo sighed, he didn't expect that Uncle Yifeng, who had always been steady and full of literati temperament, would also have a day of drinking too much, and couldn't help but look at Aunt Shuyuan next to him with an inquiring gaze.

"Alas, it's not that incident, your uncle has to invite the people in the bureau to have a drink, otherwise...... Alright, let's carry your uncle into the house first. Aunt Shuyuan's expression darkened, and she didn't explain to him in detail, and she didn't want him to worry about these things.

Next, with great effort, the two finally carried the drunk Uncle Yifeng to the house on the fourth floor with the help of their neighbors, and they were both tired and sweating.

Then I spent more than half an hour washing his body and poured some decanting soup. Fortunately, Uncle Yifeng did not go crazy and soon lay down on the bed and fell asleep deeply.

After dinner, Su Mo changed into off-white pajamas and lay on the bed in a large shape thinking about his thoughts.

This strange couple took him over, treated him like their own children, let him eat and drink well here, and even didn't let him come over to help after school in their own bookstore. He felt a little reluctant to go, and offered to help in the bookstore before, but the two of them objected at the same time, and asked him to focus on his studies and not worry about this.

Well, be sure to come to the store this Sunday to help!

The young man secretly made a decision, he really couldn't bear to see Uncle Yifeng working so hard, and wanted to do his insignificant strength.

"I'm back."

At this time, His Royal Highness the Cat, who hadn't even come back from eating, jumped in from the window, and a strong smell of alcohol made him can't help but cover his nose and ask, "Your Highness the Cat, why have you been drinking too?" ”

"Hehe, there are monsters inviting this king to drink, it's rare that they have a heart, of course this king is going to cheer." His Royal Highness staggered off the desk by the window, collapsed to the ground, and staggered to his feet and tried to jump onto the bed.

Unfortunately, it drank too much, and instead of jumping up, it fell heavily to the ground, and I don't know how it climbed to the fourth floor.

His Royal Highness the cat simply lay on the ground, his head resting on his slippers, took out a bottle of liquor out of nowhere, and greeted with two paws holding the liquor: "Stupid human, come, let's continue drinking!" ”

"Drink you big-headed ghost!" Su Mo snatched its bottle and flicked it on its big round face by the way.

"What an arrogant guy, he dared to snatch the things of this king, thinking that this king was in command of countless monsters back then......"

His Royal Highness wanted to snatch the bottle back, but he couldn't stand up when he was drunk, and he muttered a few words and lay on the ground as if asleep.

"Hmph, if you could really command a large group of subordinates, you wouldn't be in the current situation."

Su Mo shook his head helplessly, not knowing how to make it sober up, a drunk cat should not be able to see it.

But he couldn't leave it alone, he thought about it and walked to the living room to put the leftover decanting soup from Uncle Yifeng in a drink bottle, picked up His Royal Highness the cat and coaxed him, "His Royal Highness the cat, come, let's continue drinking." ”

"Hmph, stupid human, only, only you can be like this, so casual, other monsters dare, dare to do this, they would have been eaten by me a long time ago......" His Royal Highness the cat said intermittently with his eyes closed, but he really drank a few sips of sobering soup.

"Okay, good, little one, thank you for the magnanimity of His Majesty the Demon King." Su Mo wiped the soup from his mouth with a towel, then put him on the head of the bed and covered it with a special small quilt.

The smell of alcohol in the room was still strong, and he went over to open the window, and the cool night breeze blew into the room, and also blew away the choking smell of alcohol, and he lay down on the bed and slowly fell asleep.