"Di" Ba Wei swiped the card and went home, tossing outside for a long time, and his tired body just entered the house, "Huh~ I went wrong?" ”

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Ba Wei knows that his family's artificial intelligence robots have never done it to this extent.

Ba Wei cautiously took two steps towards the house, and found a cute girl sleeping on the sofa, with slender blue hair on her thin waist, dressed in a maid's apron, and seemed to be saying that the master welcomes back!

"Balaam! Are you waiting for me? Ba Wei was shocked.

"Wow~~ Woo! Patrick people, I'm unemployed! Suddenly, a robot rushed out of the house, crying and hugging directly to Ba Wei.

"What's going on with Bili?" Ba Wei hurriedly asked, it turns out that this TV robot has a name called Bilibili, and Ba Wei generally calls it Bili

"Woo, great man! This girl robbed me of all the work, don't you want me anymore? Bili hugged Bada's legs, and a pair of watery eyes appeared on the TV screen.

Ba Wei frowned, "Bili, you I spent a lot of money to buy, how could I not want you?" ”

"Huh? Brother God! You're back. Balan rubbed his eyes and slowly sat up from the couch, "Why are you wearing such women's pajamas?" ”

Bili's palm immediately turned into a frying pan and pointed at Balan: "Say!" What company do you make robots from? Huawei? Apple? Microsoft? Millet? Gree? Don't think you're good-looking, and you'll be cute and call your brother, I'll be afraid of you! Hmph, there is no door to rob me of Bili's job. ”

"Hehe, Bili, calm down first." Ba Wei was speechless, of course, when asked about pajamas, it was better to choose to decisively divert from this topic.

In 2333, today's artificial intelligence technology is very mature, and robots also have their own rules of survival, just like a small society, they have to find jobs and face unemployment. This morning, I can only blame Ba Wei for leaving in a hurry in the morning, and he hasn't had time to introduce Ba Lan to Bili in a hurry.

Balan stared at Bili for a while, not as if he didn't understand Bili's meaning too much, "Ah! By the way, Brother God, let's eat quickly, I use insulated rice and insulated vegetables, and the food should still be hot. After eating, Balan will help you take a bath, massage you, and then warm your bed. ”

"Ah~~~ Nani !!" Bili hugged her head and screamed after hearing this, and then thought about it early this morning, watching Ba Wei and Ba Lan sleeping on the bed together, "click" like a thunderbolt on a sunny day and split it in half, "Take a bath, massage, warm the bed, sleep?" Oh my God, this must be the latest robot, I didn't think my Bili had been OUT by the times"

"Oh, don't make a fuss!" Ba Wei is in the realm of Shaqi's heart today, and he already feels that his brain cells are dead, and he just wants to sleep and rest immediately when he goes home, "I'm not hungry, let's sleep first!" ”

"Really? Alright then" Balan put his hands behind his back, a little disappointed, he had carefully prepared the dinner, and he had been looking forward to Ba Wei's day, but now he didn't eat a bite.

As soon as Ba Wei finished speaking, his stomach was very honest, and he suddenly thought that from morning to evening, Ba Wei had not eaten a little, and then looked at the dinner carefully prepared by Balan for him, "Uh~That~ Haha, in fact, it's pretty good to eat some supper!" ”

Balan was instantly overjoyed when he heard this, and then rushed forward to pull out the stool, "Brother God, sit down!" ”

"Huh! Oh! Ba Wei slowly stepped forward and sat down very unaccustomedly, after all, there was suddenly such a cute one in the family, and he loved to do housekeeping, and he was so enthusiastic about his sister, Ba Wei, who had been single for so long, really couldn't adapt to it for the time being.

"Taste this," Baran served Ba Wei with rice.

"You sit! I'll just do it myself" Ba Wei immediately took it, buried his head in a taste, and! The feeling of wanting to burst clothes! Did Nima get drugged? I've never eaten such delicious food.

Seeing Ba Wei's happy and enjoyable face, Balan couldn't help but have tears in his eyes.

"Hey! Why are you crying? Seeing that Balan was crying, Ba Wei hurriedly comforted, "This is delicious!" It's really delicious! ”

Balan cried with joy, crying and laughing: "Brother God really still likes to eat Kagura's cuisine the most, although Brother God is very strange to Balan now, but in Balan's eyes, Brother God has not changed at all. ”

"Plop" Ba Wei actually heard his heartbeat, and his eyes seemed to see a green dragon preparing to eat hot and sour noodles, tearfully pouring sugar from the vinegar bottle.

Ba Wei grabbed Balan's hand and hurriedly asked, "Balan! Haven't I really changed at all? How many things do you remember about Kagura, tell me quickly. ”

"In Balan's eyes, Brother God will never change, but Grandpa Hei said that I have to trigger something now in order to touch the scene and remember the things about Kagura Star in the past" Balan replied with a smile, "For example, Brother God likes to hold Balan's hand. ”

Ba Wei's face turned slightly red to show respect, and he really didn't adapt to Balan, and at this moment, Bili was carrying a large travel bag and walked through the living room!

"Hey! Bili's big night, where are you going? Ba Wei let go of Balan's hand and asked quickly.

Bili looked at Ba Wei and Balan sadly, "Ba Weiren, thank you for buying me back from the robot talent market. I really had a great time working as a housekeeping robot in your house. But now that you have a better robot, I'm also very self-aware, I'm not going to embarrass you to fire my squid, I'll go by myself! ”

Ba Wei pressed his forehead with one hand, indicating that he had a headache, this Nima 2333 artificial intelligence robot, which fool designed an IQ of 250?

"Oh! Hahaha~~~ Hahaha" Baran suddenly covered his stomach and pointed at Bili and laughed, "So you misunderstood that I was a newly bought robot from Brother God?" ”

"Nani!! Aren't you? Bili exclaimed.

I saw Balan jump slightly, came to the dining table, and threw the maid's apron around, "My name is Balan is the sister of Brother God, and I will ask for more advice in the future." ”

"Balaam! The younger sister of the great man of Ba!! New hostess !! Bili's artificial intelligence brain finally turned around, "Then I don't have to go?" ”

"Hmm!" Balan smiled and touched Bili's head.

"Wow~~ Bilibili, Bilibili!" Bili jumped and screamed excitedly, and threw her duffel bag straight back to her room.

Ba Wei shook his head, it was rare to care about this, and he was ready to go upstairs to sleep after eating.

However, at this moment, Ba Wei found that the air seemed to freeze suddenly, and the atmosphere instantly became extremely tense; Bili and Balan didn't move at all, Ba Wei looked up, only to see Bili and Balan both staring at the bowl in their hands, as if they were fighting each other.

"What are you doing?" Ba Wei asked cautiously.

"Brother God, wash the dishes for me after you finish eating!" Balaam replied.

"Ba Dawei, you must wash the bowl for me after eating!" Bili made the same request.

"Nani !!!" In Ba Wei's heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped.

Bili smiled at Balan at this moment: "Balan, you are also the hostess, this kind of rough work is tiring and dirty, let the little one do it!" ”

"Hee-hee! Wash the dishes for Brother God, not rough at all, not tired, not dirty! Balan smiled.

"Ah~~ Ba Dawei, I didn't mean that! Bili never felt tired and dirty working at home! Bili was immediately panicked by Baran's words.

"!!!" Ba Wei was restless, feeling that the rice bowl in his hand was like a time bomb, as soon as he put the bowl, the entire dining room would explode instantly.

Ba Wei took a deep breath, "I'll wash it myself!" ”

"No! Absolutely not! Balan and Bili spoke in unison.

"Uh, well!" Ba Wei had no choice but to swallow and put the bowl on the table, while Balan and Bili were both ready to start the 100-meter sprint.

Ba Wei slowly stood up, his hands did not dare to leave the bomb-like bowl for a moment, "I let it go!" ”

"Hmm," Balan and Bili replied solemnly.

Ba Wei took a deep breath, then instantly rushed to the washing area with the bowl, rinsed it in a blink of an eye, and then rushed upstairs, "bang" the door and locked it, "I'm tired today and sleep first, you play slowly." ”

I only heard the voices of Baran and Bili coming from downstairs

"Brother God, you are so bad, how can you be like this?"

"Hmph, tomorrow's breakfast is what I'm best at"

"Really? Then I'll have to be taught, but you can't argue with me for lunch."

"How can that be done~~~~~

……

"Whew" Ba Wei breathed a long sigh of relief, and his tired body fell on the bed, "A long day~~~ That's it!" ”