The bamboo forest was already a little dark, and he could only see it by the moonlight, but Song Liangyu's eyesight was not as good as Du Duqi's, and he didn't have the ability of Qiu Qiu to see things at night, so he got closer and wanted to see the real thing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Song Liangyu first looked up, there were a lot of rattans hanging on the bamboo forest, and looking down along these rattans, there was a stone cave, the oval hole was only half a person high, and it was deep and dark inside, as if there was no end in sight, but standing at the entrance of the cave, Song Liangyu could indeed smell a refreshing aroma of wine, Song Liangyu knew that the more fragrant the wine, the heavier the taste, he just took two breaths, and felt that his head was a little swollen.

Before I even started drinking, I was almost drunk.

It seems that Du Duqi said before that he was about to get drunk just by smelling it, which is not an exaggerated metaphor, but he will really get drunk when he smells it.

Song Liangyu can't even talk about the wine, let alone professional knowledge, so just smelling the taste, it is impossible to judge how long the wine has been hidden in the cave, in fact, even if he is given a few sips, he can't drink it, but seeing Du Du Qi twitching his nose and looking intoxicated, Song Liangyu estimates that if he doesn't go in and let Du Du Qi be satisfied, Du Du Qi will definitely be angry.

Although the cave in this half-human-high wall looked dark, Du Duqi had determined before that there were no risk factors for instability, so Song Liangyu walked over with his head held high.

As soon as he walked to the entrance of the cave, Song Liangyu felt a gust of wind blowing out of the cave, and it also carried a large smell of wine, for Song Liangyu, who didn't drink much, this substance-like smell of wine, like poisonous gas, was all poured into Song Liangyu's nostrils, Song Liangyu was choked and coughed several times, and then his head felt heavy.

That's right, this guy was blown drunk by a gust of alcohol.

Song Liangyu held his head and brewed, as if he would fall down at any time.

Du Qi suddenly shouted: "Good boy, bow your head quickly." ”

Almost at the same time as Du Duqi shouted, Song Liangyu bent down and sneezed, and then said inexplicably: "What did you say?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Song Liangyu felt a gust of wind sweeping over his head, and before he could react, he heard a loud noise coming from the wall hole, like a stick hitting a stone, the sound was so loud that Song Liangyu's ears were buzzing.

Song Liangyu rubbed his ears and turned his head to look.

I only saw a stick that fell on the wall hole, and the stones on the wall hole were missing a corner, Song Liangyu immediately came to his senses, and subconsciously touched his head, fortunately, the head was still on the neck, if it wasn't for the sneeze just now, he bent down, it is estimated that he would be killed by this stick, Song Liangyu was full of cold sweat, he didn't hear that there were people in this hole.

Song Liangyu limped back.

Staring inside the hole.

It's a pity it's too dark inside to see anything.

The wooden stick swept over the hole in the wall slowly twitched and was retracted into the hole.

While Song Liangyu was afraid, he was also a little puzzled, who was it?

Immediately after, footsteps could be heard from inside the hole.

Song Liangyu's eyes widened, wanting to see who it was, and he hadn't done anything, so he made such a heavy dead hand, as for it? Song Liangyu made up his mind, if the person who came out of this hole, as long as he was not handsome enough and not pleasing to the eye, he must settle the account clearly, and he almost died under the stick.

As the footsteps in the cave got closer and closer, Song Liangyu gradually saw it clearly, but Song Liangyu couldn't conclude that this Tema should be said to be handsome? Or is it ugly? Song Liangyu is not a monkey, how can he know the aesthetics of the monkey world?

That's right, out of the hole came a monkey.

And it's a monkey with a stick.

This hairy monkey, after walking out of the hole, stared at Song Liangyu for a while, and then lifted the stick "Wow Ya Ya" to show a set of stick methods, a stick is like a life, was shown to be perfect, Song Liangyu almost applauded, this monkey, really special code is a good stick show ah.

Slowly, Song Liangyu suddenly remembered something, then took out the price list from his pocket and compared it carefully, that's right, this monkey is the legendary mountain climbing ape worth 80,000 yuan, which is a rare species.

After the mountain ape finished playing the stick trick, he pointed at Song Liangyu and didn't know what he was talking about.

Song Liangyu didn't understand.

At this time, the little fox demon mound reflects its own value, everyone is an animal, and the mound is still a cultivated human-type animal, the way of the mound is definitely higher than that of the ape like the mountain ape, so the hicchu can understand the words of this monkey, so he naturally becomes a translator.

Qiu Qiu's painting style changed, and he scolded majestically: "Bah! Where is the thief, report your name. ”

Song Liangyu was taken aback by the roar of the little fox demon Qiuqiu, he stared at Qiuqiu with a shocked face, and there were 10,000 *** running wildly in his heart, of course he didn't know why Qiuqiu suddenly became so majestic.

After Qiu Qiu finished roaring, he stood obediently, and his two snow-white tails swept around behind him, looking a little cramped and uneasy.

"That's what it says."

Song Liangyu was surprised: "Can you understand the words of this monkey?" ”

Hilichurls are a little shy.

Immediately after that, the monkey chattered again.

Song Liangyu glanced at Qiu Qiu, then nodded his head very encouragingly, and motioned for Qiu Qiu to continue translating.

Qiu Qiu was ordered, imitating the tone of the ape who climbed the mountain, and said in a voice: "Bah! Since he is a nameless and nameless person, then don't blame me for being ruthless under the stick, stealing alcohol, and taking ~~ life. ”

My grandson?

These words are very familiar, there is wood, Song Liangyu flashed with a flash of inspiration, is this monkey head the Monkey King? No, no, no, fools know that there is no such possibility, the dignified Monkey King is not this monkey-like, eh, Monkey King is also a monkey-like, but not this monkey-like, uh, so messy, anyway, this monkey is not another monkey.

But since this monkey head calls himself my grandson, why don't you follow the vine? Nestled relationships?

Well, let's try it.

Song Liangyu shouted: "Sun Dasheng, show mercy to the stick, the boy's surname is Song, people give him the nickname Naked Sleeping Brother, Sun Dasheng calls me Xiao Song to become a thief, I am not a wine thief in your mouth, in fact, I don't drink, really, I don't lie to you, just smelling the fragrance of wine in your house, I'm almost drunk, to tell you the truth, I don't like this taste very much." ”

As the saying goes, thousands of clothes are worn, and sycophants are not worn.

The mountain-turning ape surnamed Sun listened to Song Liangyu's words, put away the stick, and then took two steps closer, looked around Song Liangyu's body, and there was a smell of doubt in his small eyes, the monkey scratched the back of his head, and chattered again.

Qiu Qiu stepped forward and translated, "It's strange, how do you know the name of Sun Dasheng?" ”

Song Liangyu threw out a series of sugar-coated cannonballs, "Sun Dasheng's name is known to everyone, it is popular all over all planes, let's not talk about the Ruyi golden hoop stick that can be big, small, long or short, let's talk about Sun Dasheng's bumpy experience along the way, apprenticeship, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, being pressed on Wuzhi Mountain, traveling 108,000 miles west, defeating the Buddha in a fight, which one is not singable and crying?" It's a pity, for a mortal like me, the Great Sage is just a legend living in memory. ”

The mountain climbing ape looked embarrassed and patted Song Liangyu's shoulder very kindly.

Song Liangyu saw that the time was ripe, and finally began to talk, "But I didn't expect to meet Sun Dasheng here today, this is really a great opportunity, I don't know what the Great Sage is doing after becoming a Buddha?" Why are you here? ”

The mountain-climbing ape carried the stick on his shoulder, looked at the crescent moon, and sighed.

Qiu Qiu pretended to be a vicissitudes of life, and translated: "How can I compare to the great sage, but it is just a monkey hair left here by its old man, since you have heard of the name of the great sage, and it is your idol, it is reasonable, I am not good to embarrass you anymore, but I can't break the name of its old man, so as not to spread it when I get it, and blame us monkeys and monkey grandchildren for not knowing how to be hospitable, so that it is getting late, and seeing that your boy is also injured, come and sit in the cave first, and I will bandage you." ”

Song Liangyu looked confused, looked at Qiu Qiu, and said inexplicably: "This monkey just sighed, and before he spoke, you started translating?" ”

Qiu Qiu pouted and said, "The breath it sighs is talking." ”

Song Liangyu gave a thumbs up to the monkey's head.

I'll go, sighing and saying that's a big paragraph, it's awesome.

The mountain-climbing ape turned to lead the way, then tilted its head.

Hilichurl said in a dignified manner, "Brother, come in and sit." ”

Song Liangyu sighed in his heart: I finally called the monkey a brother.