Chapter 455: The Method of Flattening

Qin Miaotong said angrily: "You say it again? Besides, I won't live here. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Tian Lai Novel.2"

Long Yi smiled and said, "Okay, okay, senior sister, I won't talk about it." Don't be angry. However, it's not like I said, Senior Sister, after you take a shower, you should at least wear a pair of intimate clothes, right? ”

Qin Miaotong said: "I wanted to wear it, but didn't I bring it in?" Forget it, I let you pick up a bargain today, but don't talk about it in the future. ”

Long smiled and said innocently, "Senior sister, why don't you ...... Or ......"

"Or what?"

"Otherwise, I won't wear clothes myself for my senior sister to see, so we can be considered even."

Long Taohua cheered on the side and said, "Okay! I think it's reasonable, so that no one owes anyone. ”

Qin Miaotong glared at Peach Blossom and said, "Not a lot of mouths, who wants to look at his body, I don't know how many there are in the laboratory."

Long Yi smiled and said, "Those are dead, I am alive, and I will move."

"Go, go, it's not serious!"

When Long Taohua went to take a bath, Qin Miaotong was blowing her head beside Long Yixiao, and Long Yi smiled and said, "Senior sister, just now Taohua said that she made a shrinking poem in class, what kind of poem?"

Qin Miaotong stopped the hair dryer and said, "You asked Peach Blossom about the poem, and it almost didn't make people laugh to death." I remember that the teacher of the writing class wrote a poem on the blackboard that day: A city in all directions, inhabited by 100,000 soldiers, the enemy arrives, rush! At that time, many people didn't think about it, so Peach Blossom grabbed her head with her hand, and the teacher in the writing class thought she had thought of it, so he asked her to get up and answer the question, and as a result, Peach Blossom really made a poem after standing up. ”

"Peach blossoms can make poems?"

"But what? The poems made by Peach Blossom almost didn't make people laugh to death! She said that there was a round and slippery well, and a frog at the bottom of the well screamed, quack! In particular, the cry of the frog that Peach Blossom learned was so similar that even the teacher couldn't stop laughing. Those who slept in class and those who played with their phones were awakened. ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "Although the poem made by Peach Blossom is a bit vulgar, it still conforms to the format of rhyme and poem."

"Yes! The writing teacher at that time also praised Peach Blossom, saying that she did a good job and let everyone learn from Peach Blossom. ”

Long Yi stared at the bath towel on Qin Miaotong's chest and said, "Senior sister, your bath towel has fallen off again."

Qin Miaotong immediately pulled the bath towel and said, "How can there be?" Don't make such jokes on me. ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "Senior Sister's movements just now were really fast enough, I didn't even see it clearly, so you pulled up the bath towel."

"What? Do you still want to see clearly? ”

"I really want to!"

"Hold back! Otherwise, I'll gouge out your eyeballs. ”

After Qin Miaotong said those words, she made a move to dig out the dragon's eyes.

Long Yixiao didn't hide, he just pulled Qin Miaotong's bath towel, Qin Miaotong felt that the bath towel on her body was loose, she immediately took her hand back and protected the bath towel on her body.

You must know that Qin Miaotong's bath towel is a vacuum, and if she is pulled down by Long Yixiao, she will be a big ugly.

Long Yi smiled happily and said, "This is called Wei Wei to save Zhao."

"I'll give you another eagle to catch chickens, see if you dare to mess around!"

Long Yixiao saw Qin Miaotong holding a hair dryer to hit him on the head, and he said in fear: "Senior sister, spare your life, I admit defeat."

Qin Miaotong blew his head a few more times and said, "My head is almost dry, I'll go change into a pajama and come out, otherwise I'll make some people feel uneasy when I sit here."

Long Yi smiled and said: "It's not just a heart ape, it's just a burning body."

Qin Miaotong got up and said, "The difference between humans and animals is that people can control their behavior, but animals cannot. Whether you want to be an animal or a human, you think it out for yourself. ”

Long Yi smiled and said: "Senior sister is too careful, your junior brother and I never do anything to make my senior sister unhappy, when is my senior sister willing to give it to me, I will want it."

"I think that day should be the night of candles in the cave. My first time will definitely be to my most beloved person. ”

"And what will happen to you if someone else forcibly takes your precious things?"

"How do you want me to be?"

"I hope you can live!"

"I'd rather die!"

Long Yixiao felt that the atmosphere of the conversation was a little tense, and said: "Senior sister is determined, which really makes me admire it very much, but I think the most important thing for people is life, and life is more precious than anything else."

Qin Miaotong said: "Junior brother, don't you remember what Tan Sitong said before he died? I smiled at the sky with my horizontal knife, and went to leave the liver and gallbladder two Kunlun. He could have been immortal, but he said that if it takes blood to succeed in doing something, then the blood starts with me! In the past, our Huaxia country suffered from foreign aggression, if everyone was wise to protect themselves. I would like to ask my junior, how can we achieve our happy life today? ”

Long Yi smiled and said: "Senior sister has senior sister's persistence, I can understand what you value, if you value innocence more than life, then, once you lose your innocence, you will not live alone." However, please rest assured, I will not let my sister be hurt in any way. ”

After Qin Miaotong heard Long Yixiao's words, he was very happy, he didn't know if he wanted to give him the most precious thing on his body.

After Qin Miaotong returned to the room, about three minutes later, she changed into a red pajamas with white spots and came out.

Qin Miaotong sat on the right side of Long Yixiao and said, "Long Yixiao, I have a question I want to ask you."

"What does Senior Sister want to ask me, just ask, what is polite to me?"

Qin Miaotong said: "I want to ask you, you drank sixteen catties of wine, where did the wine go?"

"Of course the wine is in the stomach."

Qin Miaotong shook his head, expressed disbelief, and said, "Impossible." Your belly is not as big as Wang Bin's belly, Wang Bin's belly is filled with eight catties of wine and it is like a pot-bellied woman, your belly is still the same as usual, I wonder, where did the wine go? I saw you drink wine in your stomach. ”

Qin Miaotong pulled away Long Yixiao's blouse, looked at it, and said, "This belly doesn't look like a belly that can hold sixteen catties of wine."

Long Yi smiled and pulled down his clothes and said, "Senior sister, have you seen Tianlong Babu?"

"Looked, what's wrong? That's a martial arts novel, it's unrealistic, no one knows the martial arts in it, shouldn't you tell me, what kind of six-vein divine sword do you have, you forced the wine in your stomach to your fingers, and then it flowed to the ground, right? ”

Long Yi nodded and said: "Senior sister guessed correctly, although I don't know any six-vein divine sword, but all the martial arts in this world are the same." I also used my true qi to force the wine in my body to the ground. ”