People hate being disturbed when they are dreaming, especially spring dreams. However, when people dream, they are often disturbed to wake up at the key point, I really don't know that this is a miracle situation, and it is not excluded that it is creation that makes people. Li Erdan was very angry, and he couldn't wait to fix the person who disturbed his spring dream. But when he saw that it was Weiwei who disturbed his dreams, he couldn't get angry.

Song Weiwei, who is as pure as a jade girl, is actually playing hooligan, Li Erdan is an eye-opener, and he is also very happy in his heart, which is very comfortable.

It's really fun to have a little fun, shake it left, shake it right, and occasionally ......

In order not to be slightly embarrassed, Erdan had to pretend to be asleep. It's just that his expression is so obscene and ecstatic.

Alas, all the good things have been put on the shelf by Li Erdan, it's so unreasonable!

Weiwei is "exploring" unknown things, the psychology of curiosity, who doesn't have it. I was slightly aware of the changes in the playthings in my hands, such as ,......, and so on.

A minute later, Li Erdan's ecstatic face turned into a bitter face, and he was sweating profusely.

Suddenly, another minute passed, and Weiwei was still playing, moving faster and faster.

The second egg couldn't bear it, and bared his teeth and shouted at Weiwei, "Weiwei, don't touch it, quickly dodge." ”

"Uh. Ahhh He screamed slightly, and his heart was so weak that he was dying.

Oh my God, such a shameful thing was discovered, and I didn't have the face to see anyone. Weiwei now just wants to find a mouse hole to get into, and never come out again, so he really can't face Li Erdan.

If you don't run now, when will you wait? Weiwei wanted to stand up and run away, but his movements were still a beat slower, and he was made all over the face by Li Erdan, a rubbing bird.

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Ten minutes later, in the bathroom, a locked door separated the two eggs from Weiwei. Weiwei frantically washed her face in the bathroom, and the soap and facial cleanser were hit several times. Li Erdan stood outside the door with a bare ass and kept comforting Weiwei, saying that Shenma, open the door slightly, it's not a big deal, Brother Erdan is his own person,......

"Weiwei, I'm going to the bathroom. Tuba, I can't hold it back. Erdan suddenly lowered his tone, really anxious, and let out a loud fart as he spoke.

Weiwei said: "There is a bathroom downstairs, you can go downstairs." Also, go back to Koto when you go to the toilet, I don't want to see you. ”

Erdan laughed, feeling that it was too funny, really pure like a blank piece of paper, and said: "I came with a mission this time, if you don't go back with me, I won't go back." Well, open the door, or I'm going to use extraordinary means. ”

The extraordinary means in Erdan's mouth is the technique of piercing the wall. At this moment, his Yang God was shattered, but the wall-piercing technique was still effective.

"Brother Erdan, what are you spraying in my face! Slimy, fishy, disgusting. I've washed it several times and it still smells. "Micro.

"Didn't your middle school biology teacher give you a physiology lesson? Don't even know about this thing? "Two eggs.

As a dropout who has not graduated from elementary school, how can he know how to teach physiology classes in middle school?

Since ancient times, we have a very conservative society in China, especially when it comes to men and women, and it is always difficult to talk about "sexuality". When she was in middle school, she skipped the gender aspect of biology class, so much so that her mind was blank in this aspect.

With the development of the times, now our middle school physiology classes in China are not as rigid as before, like primary schools, and even kindergartens, teachers have begun to instill this knowledge in students, intentionally or unintentionally. This is a big step forward and it is also in line with international standards.

The slight face is about to be washed off a layer of skin, no, I squeezed another slap of facial cleanser and smeared it on my face. Girls who are obsessed with cleanliness really can't afford to hurt!

Quietly, Li Erdan used the wall penetration technique to enter the bathroom and was standing behind Weiwei. Weiwei rubbed his two hands on his face, his face was full of foam, and he really didn't notice that there was a person standing behind him.

Weiwei is too idiotic in terms of sex, and the second egg is very worried and anxious, and now he is trying to give her a physiological lesson, about men and women. In order to make the course more vivid, Erdan chose "body lì line" and used his own body as a "lesson plan".

Rubbing his face vigorously with his two hands, as if he couldn't get along with his face, he put his hands on his nose and sniffed them from time to time.

Rub off a layer of skin on a good face, can the second egg not feel distressed? That thing is really disgusting, but the little green girl and the poetry girl like it very much, and they also say that Shenma's protein is a great supplement, which can be beautiful and beautiful.

Erdan said apologetically: "Does it still taste?" ”

Slightly startled, he was stunned for a while, and instinctively opened his mouth to scream.

The door was locked, and Brother Erdan suddenly appeared behind him, so he couldn't help but be slightly surprised. Another point, Brother Erdan is shamelessly bare-assed, this, this, too unacceptable.

Erdan hurriedly covered his mouth slightly, and said, "Grandma, don't scream, be careful to lead Wang Ma upstairs, then you really won't be able to see anyone." ”

Slightly bitter face resisted a few times, until he nodded in response to the second egg did not let go of his hand.

The picture was so beautiful that I didn't dare to look at it slightly, so I covered my eyes with my hands. There is also a slight weakness here, and he was teasing the little second brother just now, but he really can't face the second brother.

"Brother Erdan, how did you get in? Scared the hell out of me. Hurry up and get me out. He said slightly angrily, squatting on the ground with his legs bent, covering his face with his hands.

"Weiwei, open your eyes, Brother Erdan will give you a physiology lesson."

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After a few minutes of deception and coaxing, he put down the mustard of the second egg. Erdan even performed a wall-piercing technique very sassy, not through his hands, not through the wall, but from one side of his slightly slightly body to the other.

Is there anything more domineering than that? Probably not, right?

The slight fear turned into a heartfelt worship of Brother Erdan, and he regarded Brother Erdange as a god!

"Weiwei, this world is not as simple as you know, he has a lot of strange things. But ordinary people don't care, how they should live their lives and how they live. "Two eggs.

"Is there really a ghost in the world?" Slightly.

"Well, this, there should be ghosts. But don't worry, with Brother Erdan, he can protect you very well, even if Lord Yama comes, Brother Erdan can beat him up. "Two eggs.

"Eun." Nodding slightly, her pretty face was no longer red, and she had already forgotten about the thing she had just teased Brother Erdan, "Brother Erdan, what else do you have to do, can you also put on a show?" ”

"Jump off the building! Haha, didn't you already perform yesterday. Erdan was ashamed to speak, and was suddenly stunned, feeling that he had said something, "Well, jumping off the building doesn't count." ”