059: Personal Speech Show

β€œβ€¦β€¦ So I will only say three sentences about the content of this speech. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The first sentence, as the saying goes: the first year of junior high school learns fools, the second year of junior high school fools do not study, and the third year of junior high school fools all learn ......"

The students in the audience had just quieted down a little, and when they heard this, they immediately laughed again, and several leaders on the rostrum also looked at Cao Ming with interest.

Being stared at by so many eyes, Cao Ming did not feel the slightest unnatural, with a faint smile on his face, and continued: "The meaning of this sentence is not to say that there are many fools in the school, but to let you truly understand: The third year of junior high school is a critical period.

The college class can be said to be a watershed in everyone's studies, just like the game you play in the video game room, the game currency has been invested so much, and it is hard to hit the boss, of course, you have to go all out. This stage is the boss fighting stage, and there can only be one goal in mind: kill the boss and clear it! ”

Now not only the students of the eighth middle school, but also the classmates of other schools are bowing down in this speech, especially the boys, who simply spoke to their hearts, and they all applauded loudly.

Cao Ming paused, and then said: "This is the first sentence, and the second sentence is: "Grades have hurt me thousands of times, and I want to study like my first love." ”

The words of first love always touch the hearts of thousands of boys and girls, each pricking up their ears and smiling ambiguously.

"What do you mean? I'll extract four words from this sentence for you: stalking!

Imagine learning as the boy and girl you like in your heart, and do everything possible to get close to it, please it, treat it preferentially, and in the long run, then you will definitely be sincere!

Let me tell you, what will happen if you do what I say? ”

Some of the girls and timid students blushed and laughed, not daring to make a sound, but some of them were timid boys, and they coaxed and replied, "I caught up." ”

Who knew that Cao Ming's face turned cold after hearing the answer, and he pretended to be angry and said, "Vulgar!" Can you speak, huh?

That's called a lover who will eventually become a family! ”

The students who were refuted were not angry but rejoiced, and whistled for a while.

The principal of the eighth middle school had a strange face and fidgeted, and finally made up his mind, and whispered in Yu Zhengping's ear: "Director Yu, it's me who is not strict in discipline and let you see the joke, I'll pull this little cub off now!" As he spoke, he got up.

Who knew that Yu Zhengping grabbed the principal's sleeve: "Lao Gao, you think too much." I think this little guy is very good, but it's not coarse, and if you look at the students' reactions, it's obvious that they're all willing to listen to this tune, and we might have to learn from this little guy. ”

The director set the tone, and the leaders on the side also hurriedly agreed, and the atmosphere changed, and they all quickly reached a consensus: "The students of the eighth middle school speak in an eclectic manner, innovative and novel!" ”

Of course, Cao Ming didn't know that such a turning point had happened here in an instant, of course, I'm afraid that even if he knew, he might not take it to heart, according to the age in his heart, he is now close to thirty years old, and he has long passed the age of sincere fear for teachers, principals, and leaders of the Education Bureau.

Cao Ming looked forward to it and gently motioned everyone to be quiet: "Today's last sentence is relatively long, and it is also my most sincere sentence. ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but sit up straight.

"Let me ask you, if you don't go crazy, don't rebel, don't skip class, don't fight, don't fall in love, and only study, then feed your youth to the dog?"

As soon as this sentence was said, everyone was stunned, and everyone heard that it was a bit reactionary, and they couldn't help but look at the teacher and principal to see how they reacted.

Gao Shujun, the principal of No. 8 Middle School, had a pouting of his teeth and almost bit his tongue. The principals of the other sister schools also exchanged heads and whispered. Even Yu Zhengping, who supported Cao Ming just now, couldn't help frowning at this time.

Shang Xuemei and Wang Yi, who were sitting in the audience, watched the reactions of those leaders with apprehensive expressions, worried that Cao Ming touched his brows and had no good fruit to eat.

Tao Yu was angry and anxious, thinking that Cao Ming was now forgetful, so he was open-mouthed.

He Singbai from class 302 slapped his thigh and whispered to a few classmates around him: ", don't you look at it, how dare you say this this time, is it a real man?" I just ask you if you are convinced?! Convincing or not?! ”

Cao Ming, who was on the field, saw that everyone looked like they were facing a great enemy, and he even had the heart to smile, and said leisurely: "Oh, I almost forgot, this is just the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence:

Now if you are crazy, rebellious, skipping class, fighting, falling in love, but not studying, then use your youth to feed the dog, and the dog eats?

What do I mean by that? It's very simple, let you combine work and rest、、、、"

Watching Cao Ming round his words, Gao Shujun's mood fluctuated, as if he was on a roller coaster. At this time, I saw Yu Zhengping laughing at the corner of his mouth, and his heart was stable, but he also strengthened his determination: I can't let this Cao Ming speak in public in the future, it's scary!

Cao Ming finished explaining the last sentence and ended the speech cleanly.

As soon as it ended, the applause on the field thundered, and its momentum was far greater than any previous one.

One of the students got up and shouted excitedly: "Cao Ming, one more!" ”

Although this student was immediately bloodily suppressed by the teacher of the corresponding class, many do-gooders were inspired and shouted in unison: "Come one, come one." ”

This shout immediately swept the entire venue, and everyone was so bold that they understood that the law did not blame the public, and they all openly ignored the fierce voices of the teachers to stop it, almost treating this summary meeting as a concert of a certain star.

At this time, Yu Zhengping cleared his throat, said in a tolerant tone, and picked up the microphone with a smile: "Since the students are so enthusiastic, they can't spoil everyone's interest." However, we can't force Cao Ming to return, right, so let's let Cao Ming decide for himself, what about you. ”

Jiang is still old and spicy, and the students in the audience are irrefutable when they say this, and the noisy voices are swept away, and they all stare at Cao Ming quietly.

Cao Ming took the microphone again, and couldn't help but sigh that the director of education was really an old fox, he didn't offend the students, so he quietly kicked the ball to himself, and Cao Ming had to take it.

Of course Cao Ming won't come to another one or something, he still understands the truth of hunger marketing, he has to stop it, and if he continues to talk about it, even if he has a lot of witty words, it will give people aesthetic fatigue, and when the time comes, the speech will become cheap, but it is not as impressive as it was just now.

Besides, there are still a lot of leaders to speak in the later meetings, if you want to be happy for a while at this time, and become a Maiba, don't you want to mix up in the future?

Cao Ming looked around the gymnasium and said with a smile: "What should I do?" Free labor, huh? No benefit at all, another one, no way! ”

The audience was not angry, but responded enthusiastically.

Then Cao Ming coughed: "Of course, if there are really people who listen to me with the intention of learning, they can go directly to our class to exchange experiences with me when they have time in the future, and wait for them at any time." Of course, I'm more welcoming to girls, and I don't mean anything else, but I can be more motivated to discuss some academic issues together. ”

Waves of boos and laughter immediately sounded from the audience, and at the same time, they forgot to insist that Cao Ming continue to speak.

The leaders and teachers all looked strange, and they forgot what expressions to put on about this.

Cao Ming hurriedly took the opportunity to retreat, handed over the microphone, and returned to the original team by himself.

The female teacher who led the team just now was afraid that Cao Ming, the little ancestor, would make some kind of moths, so before the host announced, she immediately led these ten people down and let them into the original lounge.

Ten people returned to the room, each looking at Cao Ming with strange faces, their eyes were complicated, some admired, some jealous, some convinced, and some curious、、、

Cao Ming was uncomfortable by them, pulled Shen Yi, who was standing closer, pouted, and asked, "Why are they staring at me all the time?" Can you help me see if I still have leek leaves left over from eating dumplings last night on my teeth? 、、、、”