Story three

Ye Shuangshuang has felt that he has really become a little fat recently. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The specific performance is: jeans that used to be easy to wear are now a bit laborious to wear!

The body is also a little inflexible. Both were shocked: "Are you fat?" ”

pinched his waist, and sure enough, I don't know when I quietly got a bunch of meat.

It's all because of Resolute, I raised myself too well.

So, they both decided to go for a run when they were fine.

On this day, Resolute was playing a game with his companions. Boredom. After lying on the side for a long time, he suddenly sat up and said with an extremely firm expression: "I'm going to run." ”

Resolutely said: "Can you find your way back?" ”

was nakedly despised, and Comrade Shuangshuang was very dissatisfied, in order to show his ambition, he said very backbonely: "If you can't find me, take a taxi!" ”

So, they both touched the rhubarb and went out for a run.

As for why not run with rhubarb, here's a story.

Anyway, one day. After both dressed up, they took Rhubarb out of the community, but Rhubarb saw a person carrying a bag of roast chicken, and chased after people following the fragrance, so scared that they ran three streets in one go. Shuangshuang also gasped and ran three streets away, almost dying on the spot. Fortunately, I finally brought the rhubarb back, and then brought it back directly, and I didn't dare to take it with me anymore.

Later, when Shuangshuang talked to Yiran about this matter, Yiran frowned: "Why is your dog as greedy as you." ”

Both suddenly realized: it turned out that their greedy nature was passed on to their own dogs. So try to avoid rhubarb when eating in the future. However, Rhubarb's nose is omnipotent, and every time he can find Shuangshuang, he will hide in the house to eat a small raccoon. Every time they close the door of the house, Rhubarb knows: the owner is stealing food again!

Hard-hitting balsa doors.

Both of them were overwhelmed, so they had to eat secretly while Rhubarb was asleep.

I have to say that rhubarb is so good, it is like a dead pig when it falls asleep, and it can't wake up if you don't sleep enough. Both of them have been excited about this for a long time. Then I thought of something: what if there was a thief in the house......

I want to cry without tears.

What kind of dog did I buy!

After thinking about it, he turned it back and took some money and put it in his pocket.

Afraid of losing money, stuff it inside.

And then they both ran and ran. Ran to a place where there was a lot of noise.

Both of them watched the road cautiously as they ran. I feel very uncomfortable running. Next time, I won't run this route. However, when I looked around, my eyes lit up again: roast duck!

The saliva was about to flow again, and they both hurriedly wiped it.

When I saw Shuangshuang eating, I was a little irrational. I didn't think much of it in my head, and my feet had already walked over very honestly.

After a while, both of them carried the roast duck, and it was not good to run anymore, so they walked back, and they didn't feel tired when they ran, but now they suddenly walked up and realized that they had run a long way. I was a little tired and a little depressed when I walked back, but when I saw the roast duck in my hand, I was both rekindled with a burning fighting spirit.

You can eat it when you go back, haha!

When they both returned home, they had already finished a game, heard the sound of the door opening, looked over, and found that they were carrying something in their hands.

Both of them hid back with a little weakness.

What the? Resolutely asked.

Roast duck.

Resolutely crying and laughing, he looked at Shuangshuang for a long time, and the Shuangshuang who saw it was furious in his heart, and he was about to explain something. I heard Resolute Ran say: "Didn't you go for a run?" ”

"That's right." Both replied weakly.

Resolute eyes pursued Shuangshuang:

"Running and running, I bought a roast duck and came back?"

As soon as Shuangshuang finished speaking, he knew that he was at a loss, and he had already lowered his head, and when he heard this sentence, he raised his head slightly, looked at the resolute face with a narrow expression, and explained uneasily: "I...... I ran and ran, and I ran to a market, where there happened to be roast duck for sale, and I hadn't eaten roast duck for a long time. ”

Resolutely: "......"

looked at her sadly: "Aren't you going to lose weight?" ”

Shuangshuang was straightforward: "You won't get fat if you eat duck!" ”

Resolutely: "......"

Story 4:

One day, Shuangshuang was at work and bored, so he sent a message to Resolute: "Hey! ”

Resolutely: "Hey your sister." ”

"Hmph, the original form is revealed."

Shuangshuang thought about it, smiled again, and wrapped a red envelope and sent it over.

resolutely accepted the red envelope and replied with a hey!

Shuangshuang: "Can't you just stand firm?" ”

When Shuangshuang was making a red envelope just now, he saw his own red envelope record. Shuangshuang received a total of 874.5 red envelopes, and at first glance, Shuangshuang was also shocked, why, did I receive so many red envelopes?

It seems that most of them are colleagues who pay back their own money.

Shuangshuang had an unreliable colleague who borrowed money every time and then returned it to her with WeChat red envelopes. Or Alipay has no money (because if you have money, you have to spend it), so every time you want to spend money, she asks Shuangshuang to call her the money, and she returns it to Shuangshuang in red envelopes. And he didn't dare to withdraw more money, so he had to borrow cash from Shuangshuang every time, and then return the WeChat red envelope. So much so that Shuangshuang's red envelopes swelled rapidly.

Well, there are some who grabbed the red envelopes in the group.

After recalling it, they took a screenshot with a smile and sent it to resolutely show off.

Resolutely sent a villain's unhappy expression.

Shuangshuang replied with a smug expression. Asked: How many red envelopes do you have?

resolutely replied with a screenshot.

Resolute received a total of 352.99 yuan.

Received a red envelope 82 luck best 2.

Shuangshuang looked at his own: received a red envelope 633, and the best luck: 28

Ha ha. Take a screenshot of these two lines again to Resolute.

That's the contrast. Such a strong contrast.

resolutely sent two villains to each other with unhappy expressions.

Both are proud.

When I came back from work in the afternoon, I resolutely said: I was found out by the manager when I chatted with you at work today, and I was deducted 200, and I was criticized at a criticism meeting, so that everyone could take it as a warning.

It's not okay for both of them to blame themselves, 200 is enough to eat several beef noodles!

So I was depressed for a long time.

Resolutely looked at it, well, lied to her that she was punished and criticized, and almost achieved her goal, just kidding, how could such a wise person be caught by the boss!

At night, both were still sullen. resolutely felt that what he had done was a little too much, so he came up to comfort: Why are you still so sad.

Shuangshuang: It's all my fault......

It's okay, I'll be better tomorrow.

However, the 200 yuan is still gone.

……

Then let's go eat beef noodles this Sunday.

Are you sure? That's great. Immediately the rain passed and the sky was clear, and the dark clouds were cleared to see the sunny day, and they both happily hugged the rhubarb: Rhubarb heard it, we have something to eat!

Rhubarb silently thought: What's the matter with me?

……