Chapter Twenty-Nine: Feeding the Fish
resolutely flipped through a few more photos and found a selfie of Shuangshuang. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
With all kinds of expressions, he resolutely felt funny, flipped through a few more times, was embarrassed, covered the camera, and said: "Hey, master, don't look at the selfie, or let's go for a walk by the river." ”
"Let's go? Do you catch fish for me? ”
Double double black line: "I'll give you grilled fish to eat." ”
The master is really addicted to eating fish.
Resolutely: "It's okay." ”
……
Resolute was indeed addicted, and when he saw the fish swimming around in the pool, he said, "There is a big one there, and the one that swims slowly, so you can catch that one." ”
Shuangshuang looked at it and was speechless: "Master, that's a goldfish, you can't eat it." ”‘
And I can't swim myself.
Resolutely: "Goldfish are ornamental fish, but they can be eaten. ”
Shuangshuang: "Master, you know a lot, but I still don't want to eat, I always feel wrong." ”
Resolutely: "Then we won't eat it." ”
Both were speechless: "Who said you want to eat!" Why add us? I didn't say I wanted to eat it. ”
Resolutely: "...... Apprentice, calm. ”
Shuangshuang: "...... How am I not calm again. ”
In frustration, Shuangshuang touched the small schoolbag, which contained a bag of biscuits. Haha, that's right, take it to feed the fish.
They both tore open the biscuits, crushed them, and then sprinkled a little with their hands into the river, and several fish suddenly gathered and rushed to eat them. Shuangshuang's curiosity was greatly satisfied, and he fed some more to the fish, and this time, attracted a few more. The red, white and white fish are swimming in the river, eating biscuits with their small mouths closed one by one, both of them are very interesting, but they are resolutely regretting on the side: Hey, it's a pity that I didn't bring the lens and camera I bought last time, try to see how the fish are.
Forget it, take a look. So I resolutely watched it with relish on the sidelines.
Shuangshuang fed the fish vigorously, didn't want to have more and more fish for a while, hundreds of fish waited for the biscuits with their mouths open, both looked at it, paused for a moment, and shouted: "Hey, master." ”
"What's wrong?"
"I look scared."
"There's too many fish......
And they all have big mouths and staring eyes, and they look terrible.
Resolutely looked at it, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, shivered, and couldn't help hugging his shoulders: "Uh...... Apprentice, why don't we feed it and go? ”
Both nodded heavily, looked at the only remaining biscuit scraps in his hand, and thought to himself that he had fed so much anyway, so he just threw them all in. So he closed his eyes and threw them all in. I threw the biscuit bag in the trash.
Feeding the fish is scared, and he is the first one......
The two of them walked silently for a while, and suddenly felt funny, so they both laughed, and the depressing atmosphere just now finally dissipated.
"Oh, it was terrible just now, master."
"Yes, apprentice."
"It's a good thing we're gone, otherwise I feel like the fish would have eaten us in a moment."
"I think it's possible," Yi then nodded fearfully, "eat a biscuit with your mouth so wide open." ”
"It seems that it is scary to gather too many things."
"Uh-huh." Nodding resolutely.
The two of them walked all the way again, and both of them suddenly remembered a question, so they asked Yiran: "Master, master, what do you want to become?" For example, butterflies, peacocks, geese and the like. ”
After thinking about it resolutely, before he could say anything, Shuangshuang said: "I feel that it is good to become a little bird, flying freely in the sky." ”
Resolutely shook his head.
"You can't become a bird, you have to eat bugs if you become a bird."
"That's right. I have to eat bugs, I don't want to eat bugs. ......" Shuangshuang didn't expect such a possibility, so he was stunned for a while, and only replied after thinking about it.
Then I couldn't help laughing, and felt that the master's thoughts were very amused.
Resolute also wanted to laugh: it was also very funny for the apprentice to eat insects.
After laughing, they both asked resolutely: "What does the master want to become?" ”
Resolutely thought about it again: "I don't know." ”
Shuangshuang figured out according to the personality of resolutely lazy: "...... To be an emperor? There are many palace eunuchs serving you, eating and drinking. ”
Resolutely: "...... Okay, too. ”
Shuangshuang thought that it was cheaper, and added: "But you have to get up at four or five o'clock in the morning to review the folds." I don't go to bed until late at night. ”
Resolutely: "What time do you go to bed?" ”
Shuangshuang thought for a moment: "3 o'clock." ”
Resolutely sweating: "That man sleeps for more than an hour every day, is it good to die early." ”
"Uh...... Anyway, I slept late, very late. Reading the recital every day, especially tired. ”
Resolutely: "I don't approve the recitals. Just eat, drink and be merry. ”
"Then who cares about the major affairs of the DPRK and China?"
"So many ministers?"
Shuangshuang: "...... That's right, that's what the kings of the dead do. ”
I asked for a long time, but I didn't ask anything.
…… Both knew that the master didn't bother to answer this question, or was too lazy to answer, okay.
However, the comrades still had a lot of fun in the afternoon. Anyway, it's better than being stuffy at home. And I just said it to eat a delicious food, and being able to call such a lazy master out to accompany me can be regarded as an unexpected gain.