Chapter 82: The Bastard

I'm sorry, I thought I could have three more on New Year's Day, but something happened at home, and the state has been very bad, and I'm not in the mood to code words, I'm so sorry! Will make up for it later. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

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Qin Yunniang's nose was almost crooked, she was panting, and the stunned hair on the top of her head stood up instantly! She stood up with a blank face and ran by the window in her slippers, just in time to see the bastard crouching on the roof of the car with a lewd face. Seeing the little head exposed in the window, Ye Lixuan's eyes immediately lit up, and he waved his hands, "Hey, hey!" Miss Yunniang, open a door for me to enter! This tone is like a posture of not treating yourself as an outsider.

"Yo! Come on, Ye boy! ā€

"Young man, I'm optimistic about you, remember to leave a glass of wine for my bad old man on the day of the wedding banquet."

"It's good to engage in the Dafa of the foundation! Big Brother Saigao! ā€

......

Listening to the laughter of the old men and ladies coming from the shade below, Qin Yunniang's whole face couldn't be hung up, and she directly closed the window in a huff, and then closed the curtains; Hum! Let's call it down slowly! Sunburn you shameless scoundrel rascal!

The afternoon of the summer solstice is the hottest time of the day. However, Qin Yunniang didn't have the slightest consciousness to think about him, she wished that this bastard would get out of here as soon as possible and not come to disturb her purity. Because every time Ye Lixuan comes to the Shui family, there is always no good thing.

The last time I came to Shui's house, I went to Eton School with him, but I was kidnapped directly and was almost not XXOO.

Last time, this bastard slipped into her room under the pretense of admiring her boudoir and lost the only key to her school bedroom. Although he was later found by Ye Lixuan, what he didn't expect was that after almost a week, he accidentally found out that the key had actually become two. One was in his own hands, and the other was secretly hidden by him. As for the extra key, you can guess with your toes how it came about.

There are too many things that Ye Lixuan dug a pit and buried himself, in short, even if there is an earthquake in the Shui family, Ye Lixuan must not be put into the house.

Listening to the wolf-like voice of a bastard below, he was shouting loudly, shamelessly begging him to open the door. Qin Yunniang sneered, turned on the TV, and after switching to the song channel, she turned the volume to the maximum.

Scream, scream! Aunt Xiang is not at home today, I see who else will open the door for you.

She sat crooked on the couch, her eyes narrowed, and she sneered to herself. Listening to the singing in the hall, I took a sip of black tea, and I was blowing the cool air conditioner from the air conditioner, humming comfortably! The dull hair on the top of his head swayed slightly from side to side, and he seemed to be silently cheering for the happy mood of the master at the moment.

However, just as Qin Yunniang was immersed in pleasure, there was a sound of slippers stomping on the floor upstairs.

"Yunniang, please open the door, don't let that idiot downstairs scream!" Shui Baiqing frowned and spoke, leaning on the escalator with her upper body, with an obviously unhappy expression on her face.

"Hmm... Sister-sama! Qin Yunniang looked unhappy, the corners of her mouth deflated, and she said weakly: "Why did you put this bastard in, every time he comes over, it's not good." I just saw Shui Baiqing's willow eyebrows wrinkled again, and it seemed that she was about to enter the rampage mode, so she had to stand up and reluctantly move outside.

Standing at the door, she pressed the button on the inside of the gate, and saw the big iron gate in the outer courtyard slowly open, and a silver-white car was driving in.

Qin Yunniang has not studied these so-called luxury cars, and the only two brands she knows are the Audi worth more than 300,000 yuan that Ye Lixuan often uses; The other one is my sister's favorite, a red, very stylish Faraday.

After Ye Lixuan parked the car, he opened the car door and saw the hairy girl standing in the door, her face was full of joy and excitement.

"Hey, hey! Yun Niang! He shouted, and ran over in a puff of smoke. Standing beside him, he sniffed slightly, and immediately a wisp of faint fragrance overflowed into his nose, smelling the familiar smell, looking at the beautiful person in front of him, his eyes were full of doting and tenderness.

Not... Qin Yunniang frowned, with a disgusted expression, "I said, you bastard can't stay at home well, why are you free to come here today?" ā€

Ye Lixuan smiled, and walked towards the house, his body was skewed at random, swaying three times at a time, just like a ruffian hooligan. "It's nothing, I just want to come and visit my uncle and aunt, no, I haven't seen them for a few days, and I can't help but feel a little worried." As he spoke, he winked at Qin Yunniang, revealing an expression that you understand.

Miss? I miss you balls!

Qin Yunniang sneered, her face full of disdain: "With your virtue, you actually miss your uncle and aunt?" Say something quickly, get out of here if you have nothing to do! Say, what the hell are you doing here? ā€

She still knows Ye Lixuan very well, under normal circumstances, this guy will never come to the Shui family easily. After all, he is the son-in-law of the Ye family, and the Ye family, as a big family in Haibei Province, if he enters and leaves the Shui family too often, it will inevitably attract the attention of people from the outside world.

However, although it is rare for this guy to come to the Shui family as a guest, Qin Yunniang is strongly opposed! This bastard, once you come, all kinds of bad things will happen.

Returning to the hall again, Ye Lixuan first swept around the room, then sat on the sofa with a lazy expression on his face, and asked lazily: "Hey, where is my uncle and aunt?" Why didn't you see them? ā€

"Humph!" Qin Yunniang sat on the other side with an expressionless face, staring at this shameless bastard, the face that could be matched with the chrysanthemum with a smile, and she couldn't wait to go up and kick it hard. couldn't help sneering: "I said, didn't you ask knowingly?" If your aunt and uncle were at home, are you sure you'll come back? "This nasty fellow, every time he comes under the guise of visiting the aquatic parents, it always happens that they are not at home.

It's just once or twice, but if it's like this every time, if it's not a little greasy in it, then hell.

However, Ye Lixuan's face has obviously been refined like a city wall, and this kind of complaint has long been commonplace, and his mouth grinned, revealing a big, smiling and brilliant chrysanthemum face, and said triumphantly: "That can only mean that I am too unlucky, and I have no chance to meet my uncle and aunt." I can't help it! I can only come and visit them when I have the opportunity to do so in the future. As he spoke, he pretended to sigh, as if he felt sorry for not being able to see the parents of the Shangshui family, so he showed a melancholy expression, but the pride and excitement in his eyes that could not be concealed, and Qin Yunniang's teeth were itching. The stunned brush on the top of his head stood up straight, and it was swinging rapidly from side to side.

This bastard! You must not let him go easily today, and you must teach him a profound lesson! Lest I have to be the gate of my water house is so easy to enter! Looking at Ye Lixuan's villainous appearance, Qin Yunniang couldn't hold back the anger in her heart anymore, and exploded directly!

Thereupon...

picked up the unfinished cup of black tea on the table, took a sip, and then lay down on the sofa and pretended to be dead.

Not... In Qin Yunniang's words, it is to sleep a lot. The two have known each other since high school, so she knows Ye Lixuan's personality and habits very well. For this kind of impudent bastard, the more angry you are, the more angry you are at him, this guy will definitely make more of a fuss, make it clear that he has nothing to do, and take pleasure in it. So, the only way is to ignore her and go straight to sleep.

Sure enough, before the meeting, the person was lying crookedly on the sofa, blowing the air conditioner, obviously looking weak, and there was no longer the excitement just now.

Qin Yunniang squinted and glanced at this guy, but saw that he was squatting on the sofa with his gills scratching his gills, staring at himself, but his face was depressed, showing a helpless expression, and his whole mood improved.

Hum! Fight me? Let's go in the next life! The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and a good-looking smile was bent.

However, Qin Yunniang still underestimated the shameless face of a certain bastard!

Ye Lixuan's eyes were purring, and he happened to see the cup of black tea on the table that had not been drunk, and his eyes immediately lit up!

Hey! With a smug laugh in his heart, he jumped off the couch and looked into the hall as if nothing had happened. Then he licked his lips, fanned the wind with his hand, coughed and said, "Ahem, the weather is really hot, and I almost died of thirst all the way." Then his eyes purred, and he settled on the cup of tea. Immediately afterwards, he picked up the black tea and unceremoniously brought it to his mouth, and finally grunted and poured it upside down!

After drinking a mouth, it seemed to be aftertaste, and there was an intoxicated expression on his face.

However, at this moment, in Qin Yunniang's eyes, she is even more shameless than those lewd stick demons!

"You - scum! Give me death! She couldn't hold back any longer, and the anger value in her chest soared instantly, reaching the limit, and then erupted ferociously! Without hesitation, I grabbed the pillow on the sofa and smashed it directly!

However, for Ye Lixuan, who is well versed in all kinds of physical combat, he has always flattered these two principles.

When facing the enemy, you must be merciless, and use the autumn wind to sweep away the fallen leaves, knocking them down and defeating them!

However, in the face of the girl's battle, it is necessary to find another way, to brake quietly, to respond to all changes with the same, and to defend as the attack...... In short, she can only do it to you, not you. Because whoever does it can only do straight male cancer for a lifetime; And those who haven't done it may have entered the palace of marriage.

Ye Lixuan's eyes flashed with cunning and pride. Hey! Hit it, hit it hard! Beating is love and scolding is love, and you deserve to be beaten if you don't die! Anyway, what else can be more sour than being beaten by your own girlfriend!

Feeling a crispy soft fist, weakly smashing on his body, he pretended to have a frightened expression on his face, but his heart was already happy!

At this time, feeling that this little guy was still still in the fire, as if he was desperate to go on, he couldn't help laughing. Although Ye Lixuan has never been a girl, she has also read a lot of movies and novels, and when she encounters this kind of scene, she can't always be beaten by girls. If you don't make a statement, where will you put your face as a man?