"What am I?" Long Yi smiled with anger and said, "It's against you, dare to talk to your father like this." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Xiao Jingdou lowered his head and said, "Daddy, don't be angry, the child knows that he is wrong." I'll give you an example, do you know what the most powerful weapon on earth is? ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "Do you still need to ask?" Neutron bombs for nuclear weapons, of course. It only takes a small amount to exert great power. ”

Xiao Jingdou nodded and said: "Exactly, what I want to say is the Tiangang Immortal Qi in my body, he is like fifty neutron bombs, as long as I use a little bit, he can play a huge role."

Long Yi smiled and said, "I know you're amazing, okay!" Now I'm going to save Luo Hao, do you have any good solutions? ”

Xiao Jingdou thought for a while and said: "It's better for you to simply put on makeup, I always feel that your recent edge is too exposed, in this case, your trouble will get bigger and bigger, so, this time, I will arrange a more old-fashioned character for you, and you go in to play with those people."

"Old-fashioned?" Long Yi smiled a little unacceptable, and said: "You see that I am so handsome, playing an old-fashioned person, do you think I can act like this?"

Xiao Jingdou said with a smile: "Daddy's current appearance, no matter what, you can't play that old-fashioned Hanako well, so you need to put on a simple makeup now."

Xiao Jingdou thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and said: "Daddy is going to play a man called Hanako now, this is about sixty years old, with gray hair, unkempt, wrinkles on his face, as deep as a chasm, his right leg is lame, he is on a crutch in his right hand, and a wine gourd is hanging on the crutch, and he holds a broken bowl in his left hand, and he limps into the hotel, and then asks those guests who eat for money."

Long Yixiao put the thumb and middle finger of his right hand on his chin, twisted his chin, and said, "You see that I am so handsome, how can I become an ugly monster like Tie Guan Li?"

Xiao Jingdou grinned and said: "Tie Guan Li is one of the eight immortals in the sky, he often acts chivalrous and righteous, and his prestige among the people is very high, you can use Tie Guan Li's identity to punish evil and promote good, that is your blessing."

After Xiao Jingdou finished speaking, his little finger pointed at Long Yixiao's head and said, "Tiegui Li Dashen, quickly change!"

Long smiled and only felt that the white immortal qi flew into his body, and those immortal qi actually caused his bones and hair to change.

Long smiled and suddenly turned into an old man in his sixties, wearing a gray tattered robe and a black belt on his head. Holding a cane in his right hand, there is a gourd on the crutch, and a broken bowl in his left hand, this shape is even cooler than the iron crutches.

As soon as Long Yi spoke, he himself was shocked, and said, "Little Jingdou, what are you doing?" If you let me become an iron canopy li, why do you want to turn my voice into an iron cane li? ”

Long Yixiao's voice was low and mature, exactly the same as Tie Guan Li.

Xiao Jingdou also turned his jade pendant into a mirror for Long Yi to shine on, and said, "Daddy's appearance is cool!"

Long Yixiao tugged his black beard with his hand and said, "Well, yes, good son, good job, can you turn your father into a big beauty like Bai Suzhen?"

Xiao Jingdou smiled and said, "It's a little difficult." But if Daddy wants to become as beautiful as Bai Suzhen, you'd better practice immortal qi by yourself, and use your own immortal qi to control the growth of bones and hair in your own body, so that you don't have to beg me. Also, I'm going to tell you that this iron canopy of yours can only last for thirty minutes, and after thirty minutes, you will be back to the prototype. ”

"Ahh Is there such a cheating child? Long smiled and said helplessly.

"Yes!" Xiao Jingdou smiled happily: "That child is me." I'm here to cheat my father. ”

Long Yixiao leaned on crutches and limped into the Haoxia Hotel.

Luo Hao in the Haoxia Hotel was eating with a girl in a private room, and suddenly, five men holding steel pipes, led by a flat-headed man wearing sunglasses, rushed in and walked into Luo Hao's private room.

The five men had hideous faces, and they surrounded Luo Hao and the girls opposite him viciously.

The flat-headed man at the head, with big ears, very black hair, hooked nose, and a long chin, stood behind Luo Hao, and when he saw that Luo Hao was about to stand up, he pressed his right hand on Luo Hao's right shoulder and said, "Sit down!"

Luo Hao's legs hadn't been straightened yet, and he tried hard to stand up, but he felt as if his shoulders had been pressed by a mountain, and the pain in his shoulders was unbearable.

Luo Hao could feel the murderous aura of those people, but he didn't know why those people were bothering him.

He didn't want to do it until he figured out the intentions of those people.

Luo Hao sat on the chair very calmly and asked tentatively, "How many people, is there something wrong?"

The flat-headed man behind him pressed Luo Hao's shoulders with both hands and said, "Don't move, I'll tell you the answer to your question." Before you get the answer, I want to give you two paths. ”

The flat-headed man stretched out two fingers and said, "One way, you will quit Long Yixiao's football team now." The second way, you can not quit, but you have to leave one leg of your own. ”

Luo Hao understood, and said, "I know, it turns out that you are the thugs invited by Yun Zhongyue." You're trying to break my leg so I can't play football. ”

The flat-headed man said coldly: "I, Lu Fang, have already brought the words, whether you listen or not, it's your own business." I'll give you ten seconds to think about it, and you give me an answer. ”

Lu Fang said: "One, two, three......"

Lu Fang's count was like a dagger approaching Luo Hao's heart, which made Lu Fang's forehead break out in cold sweat.

Lu Fang stopped counting and said: "This choice is as simple as one plus one equals a few, if you choose to stay in the football team, not only will your leg be broken, but even your girlfriend will become my plaything." If you choose to leave the football team, not only will you be able to stay with your girlfriend, but from then on, no one will dare to trouble you at Huazhong University. ”

The woman opposite Luo Hao said very scaredly: "Luo Hao, save me." ”

Luo Hao is not the kind of person who has no backbone, but when he saw Xiaohui opposite, his heart softened, Xiaohui is so gentle and beautiful, if Xiaohui is ruined by that person, then how can he be worthy of Xiaohui?

Lu Fang is still counting "seven, eight, nine......"