Chapter 029: Sketch Hero
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The full name is National Defense Education and Military Training.
It's probably the first class every college student takes when they enter college.
Through rigorous military training, students should enhance their political consciousness, arouse their patriotic enthusiasm, carry forward the spirit of revolutionary heroism, cultivate strong perseverance and collectivist spirit of arduous struggle and hard work, enhance their sense of national defense and organizational discipline, develop a good style of study and life, and master basic military knowledge and skills.
In the end, it is actually the most useless college activity.
The only benefit may be to give those military training instructors the opportunity to go to college once a year.
At least for Ye Tiange, this kind of so-called military training in the form of a form is meaningless at all, and there is no need for it to exist.
"Students! Blood, sweat and tears, skin and flesh are not left behind! Looking forward to the results of your military training in seven days! ”
The school radio repeated the principal's message from time to time, which made the students who were already half tired and half dead feel even more irritable.
However, when the other freshmen were bathed in the scorching sun and sweating to accept the painful test of standing on the pile, directly above Ye Tiange's team, a cloud could always appear at the right time to resist the scorching sun.
If someone gets closer, they can even feel a hint of coolness, which is completely different from the atmosphere of other military training teams in full swing.
"Hey, you see, it's strange why those people in the Ten Battalions are always in the shadow of the clouds."
"I have a friend who happens to be in that class, and I've heard that the place where they practice is not hot at all, and it's always cool!"
"Wow, I'm so envious......"
"Let's discuss with the squad leader, let's take that place first in the afternoon."
Two days later, almost all of the freshmen found out about this strange situation. It's just that whenever they seize the position of the tenth battalion, the clouds that block the sunlight will always leave in time and move directly above Ye Tiange's battalion.
The original positions will no longer be cool, and will return to the sweltering state of the tiger in September and autumn.
After a few times, the class of the 10th Battalion has completely become a legendary existence on campus.
As long as the place where the Ten Battalions are will be cool and dry, even standing near them will be much more comfortable than in any other position. The news spread.
Every morning, there were squad leaders from various squads, rushing to train in the same area as Ye Tiange's class, and there were even a few squad leaders who were upset and irritable by the sun, fighting for a place around the tenth battalion.
I saw that on Ye Tiange's shoulder, there was a small, mask-like Shishen like a goblin.
'Tiange, I'm a little cold...... Gong Feihang, who was standing on the pile, shuddered and whispered to Ye Tiange beside him.
Ye Tiange glanced at him: "Snow boy, it's too cold...... Turn the temperature up a bit......'
The Snow Boy, who was in the Source Form God Stage and couldn't speak yet, nodded, and the cold aura released by himself slowed down slightly.
Thanks to Ye Tiange's blessing, the class he was in had not been able to experience the painful feeling of sweating and bleeding and losing skin and flesh in the past seven days. Except for the fact that the stump was a little boring, everyone's face was unusually relaxed and pleasant, not even the tanned person.
"This time, our class's military training theatrical performance needs to produce a program and a man and a woman to apply for the host, do you volunteer?"
After the morning drill, a girl wearing glasses and looking like a scholar walked to the front of the team with a straight face and asked everyone.
After a few moments, no one responded to her question, and everyone was either closing their eyes or whispering to the people around them.
As the first group activity of the university, military training is a good opportunity to get to know and get acquainted with new students. In addition, no one wants to perform on stage, let alone the thankless job of a host.
"Since there is no volunteer, then I will appoint someone."
The Xueba girl pushed her glasses, seemed to be unmoved, and after scanning the entire class, she said, "Ye Tiange, you go to the host application." ”
Ye Tiange, who was sitting in a daze, couldn't help but be stunned, and said helplessly: "Why me?" ”
"There are only eight boys in our class, and you are the only one of these crooked melons and cracked dates that looks pretty good. What are you not happy about going to participate in a job application and being able to skip half a day of military training? So it was decided. ”
As soon as they heard that they could escape half a day's military training, everyone regretted it a little and actively volunteered one by one.
However, hearing the words of the glasses girl, Gong Feihang was suddenly a little unhappy: "Hey, Fang Lan, what do you mean?" Didn't you take me as a beautiful man in your eyes?! ”
Fang Lan glanced at him with disgust and said, "You short man who hasn't even arrived at seven or five, shut up." ”
"You! …… Is I'm okay with 1.76 meters?! ”
"Round to one meter seven."
"Nest grass!"
Without continuing to ignore Gong Feihang's jumping feet, Fang Lan pushed his glasses and continued: "There is also a preparatory hostess, so I'll go." The next person I ordered will gather in the self-study room 105 of the No. 1 teaching building after lunch. ”
Ignoring those who raised their hands later, Fang Lan ordered a few people by himself, and Zeng Yulong of the school basketball team was also impressively listed.
After the disbandment, everyone walked in the direction of the cafeteria.
"I'll be one meter eight if I'm three or four centimeters longer, damn squad leader, the dog looks down on people."
On the way, Gong Feihang muttered in a low voice alone.
"Oh, you're not here in the afternoon, what should I do on this hard hot day......"
"It's just half a day, and it's over after a while."
"I can't stand it for half an hour...... Why don't I go with me! ”
"Your height is not up to standard, let's be honest in military training."
"Wocao, even you mock me like this!"
"Who told you not to volunteer in the first place?"
After lunch, Ye Tiange and Zeng Yulong came to the self-study classroom that Fang Lan said.
"It's too slow, you two."
The rest of the people had already arrived at the study room, as if they had been waiting for the two of them for a long time.
"I'm talking about how many of you...... We've all arrived five minutes early, so how much do you want to avoid military training......"
Looking at the leisurely appearance of several girls, with the joy of not having to participate in military training on their faces, Ye Tiange couldn't help but complain.
"Okay, without further ado, let's start now."
Fang Lan pushed her rimless glasses that seemed to fall off forever, and said in a deep voice: "This military training art show, I decided to report a sketch. The theme is the parting between a college student and his girlfriend full of love and faith, sad but full of support and encouragement.
The actor decided that it was you, Ye Tiange. ”