Chapter 630: The No. 1 Divine Stick in History

"That...... Sister, do you have any money with you? Xiao Qiang smiled a little embarrassedly.

Hu Mei was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that her bag had been lost, so she hurriedly lowered her head and searched in the pockets on her body, but only found twenty-five yuan from her body.

His face turned red, and he looked at Xiao Qiang with some embarrassment, "I only have these twenty-five yuan left on my body!" ”

Xiao Qiang smiled bitterly, and also knew that Hu Mei's bag was lost, and he didn't seem to have much money with him today, and the only few hundred yuan seemed to be paid in the café.

Thinking of this, Xiao Qiang immediately looked through his pocket for a while, and found a bunch of crumpled change, one for ten yuan, and then the rest for one, five corners, and a bunch of one corner.

A crumpled pile of change was piled on the table, and Rao couldn't help blushing a little with Xiao Qiang's cheekiness.

"This ...... I've got sixteen dollars and eight cents here! ”

Xiao Qiang said with a smile, the two of them have a total of forty-one dollars and eight cents, and it is not enough to buy a standard room.

The proprietress looked at the expressions of the two people, and looked at the pile of change on the table, and her expression immediately became ugly.

Especially when he saw the injury on Xiao Qiang's shoulder and the blood stains on his body, his face became even more suspicious, and he didn't want to do business for two people anymore.

"The two of you only have this amount of money in total, and it's not even enough for a standard room, so let's go! Our rooms were all fully booked. ”

Hu Mei's face suddenly panicked, if someone was kicked out tonight, those two people would really be homeless.

Xiao Qiang said with a smile, "Boss, look, the two of us were originally going to travel, but there was a little car accident on the way, the car broke down halfway, you see I still have bruises on my body, and there is really nowhere to go on such a cold day!" ”

"Why don't you open us a single room!"

The proprietress glared, "We also need sixty yuan for a single room, your money is not enough at all, you better go!" ”

"Ha Luha, boss, you are thirty-five this year, right?" Xiao Qiang hurriedly laughed.

"Why do you ask this? I'm almost fifty this year! The proprietress looked stunned and asked subconsciously.

"Hey, the boss lady really can't see it if you don't say it, you said that with your appearance, you go out and say that you are thirty-five people believe it, your skin is so good, how to maintain it, the boss lady must be a flower in this town!"

Xiao Qiang's sycophants seemed to be one after another as if he didn't want money, trying not to let his eyes look at the wrinkles on the face of the proprietress in front of him and the big yellow teeth.

Sure enough, after hearing Xiao Qiang's words, the proprietress immediately overjoyed, and she couldn't help but reach out and touch her old face covered with pockmarks.

"You think so too, I wash my face with water every morning, our small country place, although poor, but the air is fresh, and I drink pure natural spring water, absolutely no pollution."

"Yes, yes, don't say it, boss, you look so young in your ordinary dress now, if you really dress up like a city person, then you have to become a twenty-five or sixteen-year-old girl!"

Xiao Qiang stood at the front desk and became more and more excited, reached out and took out a cigarette from his pocket, and did not find a lighter after looking for a long time, but the rough hand that had been covered with sweat and hair reached over, and the proprietress was holding the lighter and looked at Xiao Qiang with a smile.

This young man speaks well, and the people in the city have vision, like these hillbillies in our town, they don't have any vision at all, and they can't see that the old lady is a sable cicada.

Unconsciously, the proprietress has secretly decided that she will go to the city in a few days, and buy a bunch of cosmetics and trendy clothes, which will definitely open the eyes of those dirt buns in the town.

Xiao Qiang was not polite, asked the proprietress to help him light a cigarette, and took a comfortable puff before continuing to preach, "Boss, when I look at you, I think you must be a bodhisattva with good intentions, because my mother told me that helpful women are the most beautiful!" ”

Without waiting for the other party to speak, Xiao Qiang pointed to Hu Mei on the side again, and his expression suddenly became sad.

"Boss, this is my daughter-in-law, alas, we were going to go out to travel, but who would have thought that such a thing would happen, you didn't see the situation at that time, almost my daughter-in-law was in danger, alas, pity my daughter-in-law's womb that is only three months old!"

Hu Mei, who had been holding back a smile and watching the excitement, suddenly widened her eyes, this guy was simply more and more unreliable, for fear that he would accidentally laugh, so he quickly turned his head and laughed secretly, but his body was trembling slightly.

The hand under the table grabbed Xiao Qiang's waist and twisted it hard. It made Xiao Qiang even more sad and grief-stricken.

"Your daughter-in-law is pregnant?"

The proprietress was immediately shocked, especially when she saw her daughter-in-law's shoulders secretly shrugging, she must have cried.

"Well, it's been three months, and the boss lady is not early, I'll take my wife away, don't disturb your business!"

Xiao Qiang touched his eyes sadly and buttoned the eyeballs, but in the eyes of the other party, it was as if he was wiping tears.

"Hey, big brother, don't go, our town is our hotel, do you want to take your pregnant daughter-in-law to sleep on the streets?"

The proprietress suddenly stopped Xiao Qiang, and then said babblingly.

"Alas, I can't help it, we really don't have enough money to stay in a hotel!"

Xiao Qiang said that he was about to take Hu Mei's hand and leave. But as soon as he took a step, he was immediately stopped by the proprietress .

"You child, why are you so tough, you must know that your wife has your child in her belly! If you don't think about yourself, you have to think about your wife and children. ”

The proprietress said anxiously, "In this way, don't you only have this money left in total, you just give me forty yuan, and I will open a single room for you, how about you two stay for one night?" ”

Xiao Qiang immediately pretended to have a surprised and excited expression on his face, "Really? Is this true? Boss, I really didn't guess wrong, you really have the heart of a female bodhisattva! ”

The proprietress smiled, and suddenly two rows of big yellow teeth leaked out again, which frightened Xiao Qiang and quickly shifted his gaze.

"Alas, I'm a person, I just can't see people in trouble, you are lucky, you met me, give you the key to the room, the first room in the right corner of the upstairs is!"

Xiao Qiang took the key with a smile, and then put away the only eight cents left from the proprietress, but he was not in a hurry to leave, but pointed to the landline on the table with some embarrassment and smiled, "Boss, see if I can use the phone, I have to report to the family that I am safe, otherwise I am afraid that the family will worry!" ”

The proprietress waved her hand quite arrogantly, "Use it." However, he seemed to be a little uneasy and advised, "Don't fight for too long!" Our phone bill here is too expensive. ”

"What a shame!"

Xiao Qiang winked at Hu Mei, who was holding back a smile on the side, and motioned for the other party to call home to report his safety.

Hu Mei called home, but she told a small lie, saying that there was a party tonight and she went to stay at a friend's house.

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Qiang thanked the proprietress for a while, and then the two of them went upstairs and came to the single room.

As soon as the door was closed, Hu Mei finally couldn't help but lean against the corner of the wall and giggle, staring at Xiao Qiang and laughing, "Hey, I really haven't found it, you still have the characteristics of a magic stick, and even the boss lady was fooled by you and couldn't find the north!" ”

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qiang, who was on the side, threw the cigarette butt in his hand to the ground with some annoyance, and then stepped on it with one foot, looking a little resentful.

"Damn, I thought I could fool a standard room, this boss lady is just too picky!"

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